Rosie Londoner #5

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

“I’m not dating any of the hot young things I’ve been posting on instagram this week, feel free to slide into their DMs”. Say what?

Why would literally anyone assume a married woman was dating anyone? Rose you absolute attention seeking, breadcrumbing spanner

She’s also stopped wearing that massive engagement ring. A few grid posts showing her ring finger and no sign of it since June.

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Bizzarre. Although she’s not worn her wedding ring for ages and I did wonder where Lily was while she’s in Italy as it seemed like she’d already spend a lot of time with Rose’s parents recently. So maybe with her dad because they’re not together any more?

 

[london89]

That is actually such an odd thing to post. It’s odd if they’ve split and it’s odd if they’re together! I find her behaviour quite bizarre overall. If they haven’t split then why would you write that as you’d assume everyone knows you’re married? I wouldn’t call anyone ‘hot young things’ online - knowing I have a husband. If they have split then that’s an interesting way to go about it

 

[QuiteTheChin]

Is that Peej’s pudgy hand in the blue shirt in the glasses photo or her brother’s? I struggle to tell them apart.

 

[Dreier89]

Omg if they are separated her blog/instagram will be like the good old days lol. Just more cringe But honestly how odd to say that when she is married… like not just odd but bleeping weird

 

[GossipMongoose]

That is actually such an odd thing to post. It’s odd if they’ve split and it’s odd if they’re together! I find her behaviour quite bizarre overall. If they haven’t split then why would you write that as you’d assume everyone knows you’re married? I wouldn’t call anyone ‘hot young things’ online - knowing I have a husband. If they have split then that’s an interesting way to go about it

I agree that her vaguebooking, fishing for attention posts are annoying but I can’t get worked up about this one. ‘Hot young things’ sounds like me describing the yoof on an episode of Love Island (gen X, long time married, zero interest in any of the contestants but can objectively see that they are considered attractive). It’s a phrase pretty detached from their attractiveness. It sounds like a tongue in cheek joke about friends she’s spent time with, like she’s taking the piss a bit (out of her ‘old married’ status? her friends being not that hot or young?!). I don’t know, maybe I’m giving her too much credit there?

Either way, the speculation plays into her hands. I doubt very much that she and PJ have split, she loves the lifestyle and £££. I wonder if she did get her countryside dream, whether she’d find it stifling and dull being in one place all the time? Even though she does the same things repetitively wherever they are.

 

[Rachel09]

She turns 5 next Feb, so unless she was registered as homeschooled she would have to start school this September. But PJ is Dutch so for all we know she’s a Dutch national/passport holder and I assume would come under whatever their rules would be? Honestly, no idea why they even had her if she’s just dumped in Somerset with her grandparents. Just hope her time with them gives her a sense of normality and stability while her parents gallivant around Europe.

ETA: Google tells me they start at 4 in the Netherlands. So poor Lily is a real life Matilda and has Mr and Mrs Wormwood for parents that forget to put her in school lol

It doesn’t matter if her husband is Dutch.If they live permanently in UK when Lily is 5 she will have to go school or be homeschooled.
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I agree that her vaguebooking, fishing for attention posts are annoying but I can’t get worked up about this one. ‘Hot young things’ sounds like me describing the yoof on an episode of Love Island (gen X, long time married, zero interest in any of the contestants but can objectively see that they are considered attractive). It’s a phrase pretty detached from their attractiveness. It sounds like a tongue in cheek joke about friends she’s spent time with, like she’s taking the piss a bit (out of her ‘old married’ status? her friends being not that hot or young?!). I don’t know, maybe I’m giving her too much credit there?

Either way, the speculation plays into her hands. I doubt very much that she and PJ have split, she loves the lifestyle and £££. I wonder if she did get her countryside dream, whether she’d find it stifling and dull being in one place all the time? Even though she does the same things repetitively wherever they are.

She would never leave him as He do what she wants.Unless He will be saved and get involved with someone else

 

[Now What]

Is that Peej’s pudgy hand in the blue shirt in the glasses photo or her brother’s? I struggle to tell them apart.

Yes he has very pronounced half-moons on his fingernails. Also his skin is baby smooth - no manual labour for precious Peej - so I was confused by the male hand holding the ice-cream cone, which shows aging.

I was confused at first over who was the hot young thing, certainly not babbling Langdon. No, it was deVillepin who I'm sure will be pleased when his DM's are flooded thanks to obnoxious busybody Rose.

 

[Snoopy247]

Is that Peej’s pudgy hand in the blue shirt in the glasses photo or her brother’s? I struggle to tell them apart.

Lolll I thought the exact same thing!

I can't see them splitting! Weren't they in South of france not too long ago for their anniversary or something?! I think Rose just likes the attention! And she foesgo through periods of not wearing her kate Middleton ring too, I have noticed.
She has zero life without him and I really can't see them ever breaking up. I have often wondered too if he thinks she is so out of his league as well but I don't know. Maybe I think that because she covers his face all the time and so we all think she is ashamed of his looks...altho its not like she is anything amazing!! I want to see her hair properly styled again, back in 2014, I thought she was queen of hair!!!

 

[emm]

Yes he has very pronounced half-moons on his fingernails. Also his skin is baby smooth - no manual labour for precious Peej - so I was confused by the male hand holding the ice-cream cone, which shows aging.

I was confused at first over who was the hot young thing, certainly not babbling Langdon. No, it was deVillepin who I'm sure will be pleased when his DM's are flooded thanks to obnoxious busybody Rose.

I wondered if I had missed something and she had been socialising with loads of young attractive men

 

[QuiteTheChin]

I see Julia Berolzheimer is in Provence now, so soon after Rosie has left the south of France….so curious to know what happened, Julia’s definitely dumped her.

 

[london89]

What’s her mild obsession with this Antony Langdon fella is he someone famous she thinks her followers should care about?

 

[#ad#aff]

‘I wonder how many other women have left with sauce all down their dress’. Yes it’s just you Rosie, no other woman would be able to do that, because you’re not like other women. Give me strength. It’s like a spot of tomato sauce.

 

[emm]

She is obsessed with that Langdon guy, who is he? I assume someone famous/important which is why she always tags him. Is he one of the "hot young men" we were supposed to think she was dating

 

[Showmethemoonie]

She is obsessed with that Langdon guy, who is he? I assume someone famous/important which is why she always tags him. Is he one of the "hot young men" we were supposed to think she was dating

He was in the band spacehog with his brother Royston Langdon who is Liv Tyler’s first husband. OGs will remember Rosie’s blog post where she went to brunch with Liv, Royston and PJ, I think one of two times she’s ever shown his face.

 

[really_whythough]

Blogging about being at brunch with a celeb and using just their first name as if you hang out all the time is just ultimate cringe. That was so hilarious at the time.

 

[emm]

He was in the band spacehog with his brother Royston Langdon who is Liv Tyler’s first husband. OGs will remember Rosie’s blog post where she went to brunch with Liv, Royston and PJ, I think one of two times she’s ever shown his face.

I remember her saying "liv" as if they were best friends pretty sure she ended up taking the post down

 

[Now What]

She is obsessed with that Langdon guy, who is he? I assume someone famous/important which is why she always tags him. Is he one of the "hot young men" we were supposed to think she was dating

The Langdon bros are part of that arty group that PJ was friends with. Besides Spacehog, Antony has been in a few films, one with Joaquim Phoenix. Remember when Rose first visited LA and stayed at a house with a dinky pool (where she showed her arm exercises), and she proceeded to rip apart everything she saw. Hamburgers, Malibu beach shack, San Fran... you name it, she hated everything. PJ was there to schmooze and Rose was left alone with people having to drive her around. Anyway, Langdon was shown, along with his French photographer girlfriend.

Antony had an Insta account with a photo of Peej dressed as an old woman in rags, along with other silly pics. My impression was that PJ was the court jester for this group, and his photography allowed him entrance. He even managed to photograph Yoko, thanks to his Sean connection. Once you are allowed entrance into this world, the connections with other wealthy people in the arts grows (think Getty family).

There is no way in hell Rose will give this up to live as a divorceé in the country with a donkey and chickens.

 

[pennypinchpam]

The Langdon bros are part of that arty group that PJ was friends with. Besides Spacehog, Antony has been in a few films, one with Joaquim Phoenix. Remember when Rose first visited LA and stayed at a house with a dinky pool (where she showed her arm exercises), and she proceeded to rip apart everything she saw. Hamburgers, Malibu beach shack, San Fran... you name it, she hated everything. PJ was there to schmooze and Rose was left alone with people having to drive her around. Anyway, Langdon was shown, along with his French photographer girlfriend.

Antony had an Insta account with a photo of Peej dressed as an old woman in rags, along with other silly pics. My impression was that PJ was the court jester for this group, and his photography allowed him entrance. He even managed to photograph Yoko, thanks to his Sean connection. Once you are allowed entrance into this world, the connections with other wealthy people in the arts grows (think Getty family).

There is no way in hell Rose will give this up to live as a divorceé in the country with a donkey and chickens.

Divorced Rose raising donkeys and chickens in the countryside is content good in comparison to her usual dross.

 

[Rachel09]

She trapped Pj between her legs for long time but not forever