Nail on headAnother busy day for Rochelle doing pretty much nothing again.
Small photoshoot with Blake and lunch out again.
wonder if she fancies the water/chef who provided her with food just like she fancies Marvin for making her dinner last night.
over exploiting her child again, making him perform for the camera again with his “hello my darling girl/boy routine. I also hate the way she says/shouts “what” at him, getting him to repeat his darling routine and then the false laugh afterwards.
Not sure why she can’t use “pardon” instead of shrieking “whaaattt” at him. Not very elegant at all.
his face drinking what I assume is the matcha is what all of us mere morals also think of Rochelle’s matcha.
inappropriate lunch in a fancy restaurant. Looks like all they could get him was beige food (plain spaghetti) as the restaurant clearly didn’t have a kids menu.
but it’s ok, he’s later posted in a video where he’s got a carton of Pringles in his hand.
Why does she subject her children to such boring, mundane things just because she thinks by taking them to fancy restaurants it makes her look good. It doesn’t, it makes her look like a shit mother who always puts her needs before everyone else’s.
I 'think' it's meant to be minestrone soup....the only thing he ever seems to cook. Actually everything either of them cook/eat looks rank!What the fuck even is it
It looks like the base to minestrone or pasta facoule ( which has ham beans and pasta in it )What the fuck even is it
100% this!!100% a Colab. That’s why she’s sniffing around. Cloudcha failing miserably so who’s bandwagon can she jump on.
U can see straight through her, she’ll Literally have people around her that she can use/manipulate. I know I mentioned it earlier but Byrony is her partner. Yet no share of her recent good news. No acknowledgement, I’m not a huge fan of her either but I think it speaks volumes that she can publicly congratulate her ‘friend’
FFSThought id start posting random shit like Rochelle.
(My kids are at school already)
At least this is semi exciting because none of us have see you post this before.Thought id start posting random shit like Rochelle.
(My kids are at school already)
It’s like she groomed Byrony. All of her friendships will be based on her getting something out of them. Money is her drive, she doesn’t give a fuck about anything else:100% this!!
I noticed at one point she was sniffing around that founder of Good America Emma Grede is it? Started to go to a few events. Probably to try and get a clothing line with her. She did the same with the Bryony girl for ages before they did the matcha business bollocks.
She’s desperate for her family to be the British version of the Kardashians, I’m shocked we haven’t had a reality TV series yet… At Home With The Humes. Or have we and I’ve just blocked it out through trauma?!
I swear she only goes in the office to have somewhere to take more selfies of herself and eat her lunchThat’s about right roch.
An empty diary
Think u forgot the picture of your contortionist training in your car.Thought id start posting random shit like Rochelle.
(My kids are at school already)
I don’t feel bad for Bryony because she’s an opportunist herself. Now that she’s got a Sugar Daddy, the sky’s been the limit for her. Rochelle is down low seething because of Sugar Baby’s Dior deal.It’s like she groomed Byrony. All of her friendships will be based on her getting something out of them. Money is her drive, she doesn’t give a fuck about anything else:
The fall out with Georgina will no doubt be down to Rochelle. Maybe Georgina has seen her for what she actually is.
Her family will never ever be like the Kardashian’s, nor will she ever ever be like kris Jenner. She is not a popular ‘celeb’ in the UK, at all. Her businesses are shit, same as her presenting. She’s been given opportunities as she fits the uk narrative. End of story.
Did you wake up at 5am for matcha and Pilates? I hope you’ve had a busy day with 3 meetings, numerous emailsThought id start posting random shit like Rochelle.
(My kids are at school already)
oh i absolutely don’t feel sorry for Byrony. Was more the point she didn’t congratulate her or acknowledge her success. She’s always banging on about the whole ‘girls supporting girls’ card but never seems to play it herself. I agree with the seething part also. Byrony collaborating with dior, Rochelle gets NextI don’t feel bad for Bryony because she’s an opportunist herself. Now that she’s got a Sugar Daddy, the sky’s been the limit for her. Rochelle is down low seething because of Sugar Baby’s Dior deal.
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Morning. Been up since 5am, had a coffee, then I thought id do some exercise so I pulled my fanny over my head so I looked like a peanut and rolled about on the floor for 30 mins. Now time to get the kids up for school
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