I wish there was a bleeping vaccine for reality stars, wags, and ex girl band/boyband "all-rounders".
"Today I'm a presenter, tomorrow I'm releasing a single, Friday next week I'm in an episode of Eastenders, and next month, I'm picking up Alluminium in rubbish tips of Peru, breaking only briefly to cry on camera about how awful all that tit is, and how they were born with a bleeping chullo on their head....which made the birth slightly uncomfortable".
"Today I'm a presenter, tomorrow I'm releasing a single, Friday next week I'm in an episode of Eastenders, and next month, I'm picking up Alluminium in rubbish tips of Peru, breaking only briefly to cry on camera about how awful all that tit is, and how they were born with a bleeping chullo on their head....which made the birth slightly uncomfortable".