Roadside Mum

[Wooh]

...but isn't this warped poverty porn EXACTLY what she does? Like how her broken oven turned into a saga involving hungry children, Brexit-fleeing Poles, impossible choices about porridge vs coffee, and so much more. And then it wasn't even broken.

Oh, goodness, no, I think you misunderstood

This, 2 Jan 21: 10 days before the Big One

 

[colouredlines]

Oh, goodness, no, I think you misunderstood

This, 2 Jan 21: 10 days before the Big One

Ask yourself if you really need toilet paper. Auntie Margaret used to wipe her arse with leaves, after all. But you've been forced to live in a grim industrial estate where the only plants that grow are stinging nettles...

Tweet 735 in a series of 981

 

[Wooh]

Ask yourself if you really need toilet paper. Auntie Margaret used to wipe her arse with leaves, after all. But you've been forced to live in a grim industrial estate where the only plants that grow are stinging nettles...

Tweet 735 in a series of 981

Stop! I will search right now, using:

"toilet paper (from:roadsidemum)"

And I bet something will turn up...

Okay, important to be fair and reasonable, there's not much on the toilet paper search. Some amusing real person / real family stuff aboutkids using too much (does any kid not?!) and a genuine sounding one about upset that contract work finished = no toilet roll. Just this one as a snip, tapping into gardening twitter

 

[traumatised sideboard]

If you can stretch out binning peanut butter into a ten tweet thread you have too much time on your hands. The audacity in thinking your manky peanut butter is of vital importance to your 20k followers I suppose I should just delete my account now to save time.

 

[kachoochoo]

Oh, goodness, no, I think you misunderstood

This, 2 Jan 21: 10 days before the Big One

can't possibly be jack if she's poo-pooing noodles and peanut butter!

 

[HotesTilaire]

If you can stretch out binning peanut butter into a ten tweet thread you have too much time on your hands. The audacity in thinking your manky peanut butter is of vital importance to your 20k followers I suppose I should just delete my account now to save time.

Supernoodles excuse me? We had never eaten such branded (pond Les? I said noodles )in all my POV life, why when I had money and tried these luxury noodles I thought they tasted funny as I am used to budget noodles.
Also, horrified at the idea of adding peanut butter to noodles so if she IS in fact Jack, well played.

 

[AlphaBetaDeux]

Where are these people? I've never seen anything of this

Capital T on Travellers

Oh feck, so is it with a T or just a t, or does it depend on what yarn RM is spinning on any given day?

Oh, goodness, no, I think you misunderstood

This, 2 Jan 21: 10 days before the Big One

Brilliant piece of writing? The feck it is! What did she do in the end then to feed the family, given that she appears to have thrown away one of the only food items they had in the cupboard?

 

[sixdinnersid83]

If you can stretch out binning peanut butter into a ten tweet thread you have too much time on your hands. The audacity in thinking your manky peanut butter is of vital importance to your 20k followers I suppose I should just delete my account now to save time.

DELETE your account because you are literally KILLING people.

 

[Traazers]

She tweets like she thinks she’s a better writer than she is. It’s incredibly annoying, she’s so bleeping verbose. I think the reason she has to do endless threads is because of all the unnecessary words she shoehorns into sentences.

 

[Wooh]

The one in which a door impacted the entire relationship between them all, and some kind folk thought it was probably a landlord's fault

 

[Flash123]

The one in which a door impacted the entire relationship between them all, and some kind folk thought it was probably a landlord's fault

So she admits the child is repeatedly slamming it harder and harder but it is the landlord’s issue. What is wrong with these people?

 

[Jelly Bean]

I don't understand how a little shite constantly slamming a door so hard the glass breaks is a product of lockdown, poverty and a housing crisis?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The one in which a door impacted the entire relationship between them all, and some kind folk thought it was probably a landlord's fault

Omg the way she speaks about that child is seriously worrying, about how he doesn’t give a tit and told her before she even had her eyes open?

Also sorry but unless she’s renting a listed building that’s not an irreparable antique door lol. Is one glass panel not just standard wear and tear anyway, it could happen to anyone it’s not limited to Dickensian urchins? Also more fool the landlord if they’ve kept their ~irreplaceable antiques~ in a house they’re a) not occupying b) know children live in?!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She tweets like she thinks she’s a better writer than she is. It’s incredibly annoying, she’s so bleeping verbose. I think the reason she has to do endless threads is because of all the unnecessary words she shoehorns into sentences.

I'm sure there's someone else like that, their name escapes me now...

 

[Flash123]

I'm sure there's someone else like that, their name escapes me now...

Until I see them in the same room!

 

[MooBelle]

The one in which a door impacted the entire relationship between them all, and some kind folk thought it was probably a landlord's fault

Omg.
Rattle that tip jar... as I said last time, she might as well just put her bank details on.
Wtf is actually wrong with those children? They've broken more things in that house in 6 months than mine ever did between them in nearly 30 years!!!!
Why should the landlord pay for a door that her little cherub smashed?

 

[Droosie123]

Going to be thick here. Who is RN? Roadside N......

All I could think was Roadside Nephew

 

[FlashBoof]

Going to be thick here. Who is RN? Roadside N......

All I could think was Roadside Nephew

Naughtiest. She calls them/he/she Roadside Naughtiest. IMO- this initial thing is straight out of the Jack playbook of SB - small boy.

Are we CERTAIN they aren’t twins separated at birth?

 

[Imainlylurk]

The one in which a door impacted the entire relationship between them all, and some kind folk thought it was probably a landlord's fault

Oh dear. This is awful. Basically wishing she could smack her child. And that she's given up on him. She should not write about her children online.

 

[Traazers]

Oh dear. This is awful. Basically wishing she could smack her child. And that she's given up on him. She should not write about her children online.

This is the worst I think I’ve seen of her. And that’s saying something. She’s absolutely horrible.