She’s such a mood hoover. I too lived in a hot place where there was no water 50% of the time. No big deal.
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Also one of the quote tweets on the first tweet of the thread says "tip your educator".
Give me strength
well if she ever did any homeschooling for me OR her own kid..I still wouldn’tAlso one of the quote tweets on the first tweet of the thread says "tip your educator".
Give me strength
What's amazing is following up that thread with one going on about buying cheeseboards for Christmas.
She seems to get a lot more traction on her luxury food tweets than on her "povvier than thou" material.
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Who on earth orders alcohol free white wine for children? Can't they drink the lemonade?
Does she mean shloer?
This is so, so funny. Better than the prawn drama of Christmas 2020.
Just settling in with a long glass of middle class organic alcohol-free Drummerboy gin and (Fever Tree) tonic and a light vegan supper to catch up.
You see, I simply don't need to invent bullshit values. We know who each other are and why they are. Or whatever Roadsidesmellybum said a few days ago before, you know, sucking up to the middle class water refugees
Just settling in with a long glass of middle class organic alcohol-free Drummerboy gin and (Fever Tree) tonic and a light vegan supper to catch up.
You see, I simply don't need to invent bullshit values. We know who each other are and why they are. Or whatever Roadsidesmellybum said a few days ago before, you know, sucking up to the middle class water refugees
Quick. Someone invent sinks and handwashing and put her out of her misery.
The water thread is very specific to the point where it will only apply if you’re living in an unconnected caravan or experiencing some sort of apocalypse. I don’t think any of the people experiencing the water shortage are at the point of having to collect rainwater in a bucket (how? It hasn’t rained for long enough yet) for making cups of tea.
I love how she goes <Off for a tea break. More in a bit> as though everyone is on tenterhooks, clamouring for more tips.
I love how she goes <Off for a tea break. More in a bit> as though everyone is on tenterhooks, clamouring for more tips.
Might have to unfollow her threads. Such a happiness vacuum. Has she ever posted anything remotely positive?
3 of us in this house, may have a guest. Haven’t planned anything for Xmas Day. Just bung a chicken in the oven, have some wine/fizz, and munch on cheese and crackers probably. There… did all that planning in the 45 seconds it took me to type it.
3 of us in this house, may have a guest. Haven’t planned anything for Xmas Day. Just bung a chicken in the oven, have some wine/fizz, and munch on cheese and crackers probably. There… did all that planning in the 45 seconds it took me to type it.
25 tweets in this thread. 20.9K followers. 12ish hours since posting. 221 likes total for the thread.
Epic fail. Must try cheeseboard and troll accusations.
Don't go. She's so funny, and so are you
I don’t understand why she’s got such a vendetta against United Utilities when they presumably don’t even supply her water?
They have definitely had periods of absolute uselessness (including contaminated water) but it seems like this is due to the weather and was largely out of their control… they’re hardly cutting people off for the craic. They’re also really good when people are struggling to pay their water bill, but she wouldn’t know that not being in their area.
It’s taking us ages to plan Xmas dinner because there are now Too Many vegan things available and only one dinner. It’s truly a burden.
And red wine with chicken? Absolute goblin.
Or interesting? Her twitter feed is a stream of consciousness that needs to stay in her head. It’s boring beyond measure
I do this mental thing where I sometimes buy myself an individual trifle. But then again, I’ve got my PIP sorted, so…
You can buy 3 little ones from Aldi for a couple of quid. That's what I would do but then I also drink white or red wine depending on what my partner or friends prefer.
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