Roadside Mum #5 oppressed to the point of starvation

[CabalofBolorneaise]

She seems to get a lot more traction on her luxury food tweets than on her "povvier than thou" material.

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And how was this helpful when she’s waffling on about the water in Morecambe? The launderettes and washing services won’t have water either, they’ve had to cut the entire area off.

I do this mental thing where I sometimes buy myself an individual trifle. But then again, I’ve got my PIP sorted, so…

She’s probably hoping people will cashapp her enough for 7 Christmas dinners…

 

[Funsizes]

i'm just dying at 'no food after the cheeseboard' it's very mark from peep show 'times are tough i need to make my own hummus'

 

[Shimmering]

i'm just dying at 'no food after the cheeseboard' it's very mark from peep show 'times are tough i need to make my own hummus'

I'm dying at that too. You'd think she slaves over a hot stove day in day out and takes Boxing Day as "a rest". witch you never cook

 

[Nonah]

bleeping cheeseboard though.

 

[Wooh]

She's dealt with that: always in a rush (except for zine finalisation)
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Back to a new tablet for RN, she probably does need a new grifted cashapp tablet. The last tech update we know of was 20 May 2020, when the Amazon wishlist put up for the pure cheek resulted in laptops etc.

 

[Wooh]

Does anyone know what this means? Send me lobster to help me understand
#cashappWooh

I'd ask for a finalised zine, but I'm a realistic woman

 

[FlashBoof]

It makes about the same amount of sense as the stuff about pretending the historical professor in waiting is going to get invited to a black tie event with Neil Oliver.

Honestly- at this point, I have come to the conclusion she has started in on the Aldi Christmas sparkling gin early!

 

[Shimmering]

Does anyone know what this means? Send me lobster to help me understand
#cashappWooh

I'd ask for a finalised zine, but I'm a realistic woman

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Not a clue I'm afraid.

 

[HotesTilaire]

As I suspectEd, these types live for the tweet data

 

[alphaspagbol]

Looks like those of us north of the border aren’t out of the woods yet. Roadside Maw incoming.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Thoughts and prayers it’s one of these, Scottish people

https://www.scotsman.com/heritage-and-retro/heritage/9-scottish-islands-where-barely-anyone-lives-1413914

 

[frankychester]

It makes about the same amount of sense as the stuff about pretending the historical professor in waiting is going to get invited to a black tie event with Neil Oliver.

I thought it was David Irving.

 

[FlashBoof]

Who knows - it’s the ramblings of an idiot anyway. I just immediately went to Neil Oliver when reading the description!

I thought it was David Irving.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

“Favela (slum)” absolutely sent me sorry

 

[Dobbythehouseelf]

Merry Christmas one and all... hyperbole for everyone!

Such a load of overblown old shite. Our household income is approx £55k. And my kid still got a second hand tablet for Christmas this year, cos we have tit load of bills to pay and budget accordingly. So what. Millions of people make choices like this every day without making such a performative song and dance about it all.

Its shite like the lobster that makes me think she is Jack. The idea that they deserve Burberry, Lobster etc for tweeting?!? bleeping tweeting. Christ on a bicycle.

In the wise words of saint fack of the poors, go touch some grass.

 

[Wooh]

As I suspectEd, these types live for the tweet data

You're so right, @HotesTilaire

Look at this revisit of the menthol crystals in the bath hilarity, for the 200 new followers. Ah, the hilarity

 

[L3moning]

Who knows - it’s the ramblings of an idiot anyway. I just immediately went to Neil Oliver when reading the description!

The only thing worse would be if it was Kanye West or Lawrence Fox.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Because when I think of people who really need a lie-in, the first name that springs to mind is RSM.

 

[FlashBoof]

They aren’t three! Honest to actual Christ, I wonder if she even has kids?
PS - a real tip for buying an hour with under 5/6 year olds is pop a stocking with trickily and triple wrapped tat and nibbles on their beds. The kind of things that you can get for kiddie party bags (like bubbles, matchbox cars, stickers, a few choc coins). Bought me some “wake up and drink a coffee at least” time.

Or do what jingle twit does and let your kid “regulate” on their X box whilst you have a lie in, like every other morning.

 

[HotesTilaire]

So gaslight your kids?
Honestly I’m surprised if they’re allowed presents when they awake as that’s a fairly working-class thing.