Roadside Mum #4 Let me tell you in excessive detail

[BlendedSlop]

So, she has moved away from putting the feelers out on a return of workhouses and orphanages and has shared what can only be described as a bizarre thread about getting her (11/12?) year old kid dressed up for a party in loads of makeup, in some sort of spite competition. An adult has complimented her kid with “…you look phenomenal”, the kid no longer dressed in Dickensian rags, and hurrahs and hot chocolate has been celebrated.

I think there is some truth in her medication needing some attention. It’s that weird - and such a flip from her utterly vile rants about foster caring.

Some gems from that thread included "LO looks like something you would see posed in expensive scenery in a glossy magazine" and "When LO arrived the room stopped moving."

All it's missing is "And then everyone clapped and cheered and told LO she has the bestest mum ever."

 

[Veronicaaa]

A look at the Hellsite shows me that prominent care-experienced figures are…praising the JL advert

The ad was done in conjunction with Who Cares? Scotland, a really excellent charity which is filled with care experienced young people. Anyway, I just remembered why I can never really bear to keep up with this thread, she truly is the most malignant person on twitter. Nasty, nasty cow.

 

[FlashBoof]

Some gems from that thread included "LO looks like something you would see posed in expensive scenery in a glossy magazine" and "When LO arrived the room stopped moving."

All it's missing is "And then everyone clapped and cheered and told LO she has the bestest mum ever."

It is absolutely an “See, you horrible people - I am a great mum!” thread. But done in a really strange, verging on creepy sort of way. It has all of RSMs greatest hits (spite, mainly, with a sprinkling of jealousy and oneupmanship as well as superiority over her adversaries) but done as if a RSM AI bot has created it.

 

[Jelly Bean]

The ad was done in conjunction with Who Cares? Scotland, a really excellent charity which is filled with care experienced young people. Anyway, I just remembered why I can never really bear to keep up with this thread, she truly is the most malignant person on twitter. Nasty, nasty cow.

Isn't she a depressing individual?
Always looking for sinister nastiness in other people's goodness and good intentions. Like the poor sod moving a chair in the coffee shop to make room for her wheelchair.
I can only conclude she is very jealous and bitter.

 

[Shimmering]

She's deeply weird and I get such a sense of malevolence from her. It's quite sad to see how she's raising her kids to put so much store by what other people say / think.

I'm obviously not a paragon of parenting like RSM, but I encourage my kids to disregard the views and opinions of nasty people, not live their lives motivated by the desire to prove them wrong

 

[Wooh]

Screenies of glitter party movie floating revenge weird dress up, also Mr Fancy. The hair styled back to accentuate face structure...

Alas, for security reasons I'm not in a position to share [photos]. But pictures do exist.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

It’s ridiculously hyperbolic and seems more in keeping with some 18th century aristocratic lady who cannot cope with a harpsichord being played too jauntily.

Actually howling here. Funniest thing I have read

 

[Wooh]

Some gems from that thread included "LO looks like something you would see posed in expensive scenery in a glossy magazine" and "When LO arrived the room stopped moving."

All it's missing is "And then everyone clapped and cheered and told LO she has the bestest mum ever."

The great news is that Roadside Naughtiest (RN, the middle one, aka the home carer not at school) said that for her!

On further reflection, I consider RM took the party story from "Pretty in Pink" (edited, found a better trailer)

 

[Nonah]

Screenies of glitter party movie floating revenge weird dress up, also Mr Fancy. The hair styled back to accentuate face structure...



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[L3moning]

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To be fair I'd be tempted to do the same as that if someone said something like that to someone I know.

That doesn't make it true in this case, of course.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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duck me that is a depressing read.
What the hell is wrong with her?
Btw the adult lovingly known as 'Mr Fancy' sounds a creepy bastard.

Thread title suggestion - 'It's time to re-evaluate your spite innit'

 

[Wooh]

I like the part, "celebratory hot chocolate all round, after I finish tweeting a thread the equivalent length of one zine article, okay, honey?"

To be fair I'd be tempted to do the same as that if someone said something like that to someone I know.

That doesn't make it true in this case, of course.

I once attended a cool girl's "dress up as something starting with P" party as a pot plant, so totally do not vibe with this.

 

[L3moning]

I once attended a cool girl's "dress up as something starting with P" party as a pot plant, so totally do not vibe with this.

I'd go as Phoebe Bridgers.

Platinum blonde wig, Bright Eyes t-shirt. Easy.

I'm a 5'11 bloke, so the effect might not be great, but still.

 

[Wooh]

Missed a trick @L3moning, could go as Roadsidemum

 

[Nonah]

Pardon my ignorance but is there a wheelchair user dress code?

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s gone full Monroe. “Imagine, a sexily dressed sexual person in a wheelchair” ok RSM wheelchair users have been at a loss about how to dress up and/or express their sexuality, thanks for pointing this out.

 

[FlashBoof]

Commiserations Scottish fraus.

 

[BlendedSlop]

After her bizarre rant about foster carers the other night, I'm convinced this sudden flit to Scotland is an attempt to slip off the radar of social services.

 

[alphaspagbol]

Commiserations Scottish fraus.

Hmmm. I wonder if RD will be tagging along

Grrr. People who won’t necessarily be affected by Indy/

don’t understand the full story shouldn’t be voting. But hey she might not come anyway

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

And lo and behold she is a massive snob trying to establish if the promising Scottish house is in a ‘rough’ area. Hopefully for the locals RSM and the kray kids don’t move in as it will take a rough downturn.