Roadside Mum #4 Let me tell you in excessive detail

[HotesTilaire]

I’m sorry but there’s no need for that carry on, it’s like a crap tv drama. And why oh why doesn’t someone intervene for the sake of that poor child. Honestly Louisa you can’t be doing home ed if you’re falling on the floor.
Hotes, ME/CFS correspondent
On the sofa, not the ground

 

[Wooh]

Sorry, what's that thread? She doesn't like her mugs? She doesn't like washing up the mugs? She has some mugs she likes and some she doesn't but she doesn't use the ones she does like so that she doesn't have to buy other mugs she likes?

Riveting stuff.

I am laughing more than is necessary at this addendum

Don't get me anything. I might not like it anyway eh.

Eh!

 

[HotesTilaire]

I am laughing more than is necessary at this addendum
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Eh!

I might not like it, so best just GIMME THE CASH

 

[Wooh]

I might not like it, so best just GIMME THE CASH

Are you okay, Hotes? Up late, or horribly early? x

If there are any doubting Thomas's here (DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS), a reminder that when in a crash, Roadsidemum types via touch and memory, okay. She's definitely not wasting precious energy

 

[HotesTilaire]

Are you okay, Hotes? Up late, or horribly early? x

If there are any doubting Thomas's here (DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS), a reminder that when in a crash, Roadsidemum types via touch and memory, okay. She's definitely not wasting precious energy

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I was so tired on Saturday that I slept 12 Hours. Which was great but it’s ruined my sleep cycle. I’ve been awake for 13 hours so far today, so up late. She’s talking push about muscle memory typing too. I make loads of mistakes when I‘m bad. Anyway why type, she has a voice!

 

[Wooh]

Are you okay, Hotes? Up late, or horribly early? x

If there are any doubting Thomas's here (DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS), a reminder that when in a crash, Roadsidemum types via touch and memory, okay. She's definitely not wasting precious energy

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I'd like to report myself for a rogue apostrophe. Doubting Thomases, I now realise

 

[FlashBoof]

Thanks Hotes - it’s easy to be dismissive of her actual illness sometimes and you are doing us (and RSM) a service in sharing your experience. I think it’s the little tweet thread from the floor that make me think she is laying it on a bit thick. A bit like when she is crashing so bad but can still tweet because her thumbs work automatically on the phone, in the dark. Ridiculous.

I am sadly in agreement with the idea that she has zine deadlines this week.

 

[BlendedSlop]

"Don't buy me anything, I might not like it"

Honestly, what a twit.

 

[Sillybillyy]

Honestly at this point RD should have full custody. She's clearly incapable of looking after those children it she's lying on the floor for hours and an 11? Year old is making dinner for her and her sibling unsupervised. She's dangerous and or selfish and or making it all up to avoid her deadlines

 

[Nonah]

I hate those disjointed “if I could just… reach… my sword” tweets she does when she’s crashing. So needlessly dramatic.

 

[Wooh]

You mean like this one? God, I love your description @Nonah

 

[HotesTilaire]

By tweeting from the floor she’s actually wasting energy.
In simplistic terms, imagine your phone battery is low. You’ve got 2%, no charger/battery and you’re expecting an important text or email in the next hour.
Do you leave it alone/switch it off for an hour to conserve the last bit of battery, then check to see if the text has arrived, or do you send a couple of long tweets moaning about the lack of battery?

You mean like this one? God, I love your description @Nonah

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Sorry RSM but I don’t believe you.

 

[Wooh]

Sorry RSM but I don’t believe you.

Try this one

 

[HotesTilaire]

Try this one
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I’d have more respect if she wrote that the next day. Tweeting isn’t going to help you sleep you dimwit.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Good Christ - again, the poor kids. You just know it’s the biggest performance ever when she has these incidents. The kids are ruined. First a patchy to non existent education- then this sorry state of affairs. Has to “crash” on the dining room floor but can still tweet.

I mean, you have to hope that the fact she is apparently tweeting from the floor means that it’s all a lie right? Or at least a massive exaggeration.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I mean, you have to hope that the fact she is apparently tweeting from the floor means that it’s all a lie right? Or at least a massive exaggeration.

Must have her phone literally attached to her. Can’t say I’ve ever been on the floor with phone in hand

 

[Wooh]

Tweet quoting my 11 year old carer/cook's pithy comments while crashing on floor is always my priority.

Glad to see RM is up and about now

 

[HotesTilaire]

Tweet quoting my 11 year old carer/cook's pithy comments while crashing on floor is always my priority.

Glad to see RM is up and about now
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Ah she has classdar. Tell them to go to the CAB or local law centre who will help them apply, free of charge, you dick

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Ah she has classdar. Tell them to go to the CAB or local law centre who will help them apply, free of charge, you dick

It's screamingly middle class to note constantly the "middle class" appearance of others...

 

[FlashBoof]

It's screamingly middle class to note constantly the "middle class" appearance of others...

Yes - it reminds me of the curtain twitching performative “Dursley’s” from Harry Potter. Achingly middle class until she wants to be working class povvo with her hand out.