Rebeccaloves__#52 watching TV seasonally

[AbsoluteSpecimens]

Ah yes! That authentic Mexican (but really « Cali » because Mexico is a bit too brown…) taco experience : the cauliflower taco! Yummmmmm!

it literally says, 'MADE IN MEXICO' on. Defo too brown with funny voices (we all remember the tweets)

 

[FlowersintheRain]

I adore tacos, in fact Mexican may be my favourite cuisine. That thing she made is an abomination.

 

[CausticYoda]

Why, for the love of all things holy, can't she just roast the mother bleeping cauliflower???? Who wants that watery steamed affair????

 

[Hashtagged]

The first thing that always comes to mind when I think of tacos is boiled cauliflower

 

[Meringue22]

The first thing that always comes to mind when I think of tacos is boiled cauliflower

And farting your arse off

 

[FlowersintheRain]

And farting your arse off

Par for the course though with the sterlings surely?

 

[Clare]

Sad for her kids that they can’t do slip n slide in their own big garden after school because their idiotic parents cut it up into a million segments!

 

[Meringue22]

Par for the course though with the sterlings surely?

Course. Their diet is fart inducing slop

 

[Sw4]

Oh god. Where to start with her latest post?!

- 'reception has gone crazy fast' yes that's because Freya's barely been in class due to 'parenting abroad'

- Raffy adores preschool? I thought she previously said he doesn't like it and would cry a lot?

- WHO IN THE duck CRIES ('their eyes out') WHEN PICKING OUT THANK YOU CARDS FOR STAFF???

- 'now to juggle the next few weeks' how does she think families where both parents work full time do it? YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB GRABECCA. What in the holy duck are you juggling? Definitely not cleaning the house, cooking cauliflower properly or personal grooming that's for sure.

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

Two things

But mainly ‘it’s a lot emotionally with both of their birthdays to process within such a short space of time”

this from the idiot who wanted both the children’s birthdays to coincide with her wedding anniversary in order to align with some cult like family tradition of her husbands.

do we think F doesn’t want a joint party with R this year?

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Two things

But mainly ‘it’s a lot emotionally with both of their birthdays to process within such a short space of time”

this from the idiot who wanted both the children’s birthdays to coincide with her wedding anniversary in order to align with some cult like family tradition of her husbands.

do we think F doesn’t want a joint party with R this year?

So WAFFY is off to the school nursery, what is Grabby gonna do with her days? And how embarrassing for Bentos being pushed in the double buggy to school with her brother when she’s in YEAR 1.

 

[janem86]

So she was posting stories today’s insane pointless and boring stories at 5am One of which said the ‘kiddos’ weren’t awake. Tell me you’re deranged and addicted and narcissistic with telling me you’re deranged and addicted and narcissistic. Oh, and desperate.

 

[Calmyourtitsdown]

So she was posting stories today’s insane pointless and boring stories at 5am One of which said the ‘kiddos’ weren’t awake. Tell me you’re deranged and addicted and narcissistic with telling me you’re deranged and addicted and narcissistic. Oh, and desperate.

Who’s awake at 5am on a Sunday?!
Oh yeah…. Someone who doesn’t work, and has no purpose in life.

 

[Meringue22]

Two things

But mainly ‘it’s a lot emotionally with both of their birthdays to process within such a short space of time”

this from the idiot who wanted both the children’s birthdays to coincide with her wedding anniversary in order to align with some cult like family tradition of her husbands.

do we think F doesn’t want a joint party with R this year?

SHES A DICK

 

[Gossipqueen30]

So your 3 year old can’t say “spider” (totally normal/age appropriate I hasten to add) but can say “you’re the best mummy for taking me to the splash park” Riiiiiiiight.

 

[Rosé_all_day]

A typically bland family photo to mark the birthdays/milestones that she micromanaged. I wonder if she pays the photographer each time?! I say that because she doesn’t like paying for anything really.
And Grabby, don’t even think of sending in any homemade treats for the teachers at the end of term, they won’t want your germ ridden slop gifts.

 

[Gossipqueen30]

I concur. Any homemade food from my class used to go straight in the bin. I see you pick your nose all day little one. I ain’t eating anything I haven’t supervised you making

 

[Sw4]

I concur. Any homemade food from my class used to go straight in the bin. I see you pick your nose all day little one. I ain’t eating anything I haven’t supervised you making

Additionally, the state of her kitchen (that she inexplicably proudly showcases on Insta) would be enough to put anyone off. Not to mention the risk of the ingredients having been nibbled by mice in her car on the way home from the supermarket

 

[Unbelievable]

So your 3 year old can’t say “spider” (totally normal/age appropriate I hasten to add) but can say “you’re the best mummy for taking me to the splash park” Riiiiiiiight.

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Rather like R.atlas thanking mama for taking him to the library a few days ago. It's all...

 

[CausticYoda]

Is he really only three? I can’t cope with another ten years of this dullness.