Rebeccaloves__#52 watching TV seasonally

[Gossipqueen30]

Oh my god the chewing on raw garlic Just take the bleeping antibiotics you massive cockwomble!! Why would you chose to sit in pain reeking of garlic and crossing your fingers, instead of just taking the medicine that will definitely cure it? 🫠

 

[Duchesspink]

Chewing garlic never cured anyone's toothache in the history of man!
How did she ever grow up to be such a head?

I'm sure her mum is mortified to have her as a daughter.

 

[Justine]

It's CLOVE that is good for toothache. A bit of clove oil numbs the pain if you can't go to the dentist straight away. Not chomping on garlic cloves! And yes, garlic is antibacterial but so is MEDICINE!

 

[MissTeddy]

Is she an anti-vaxer too?

 

[Meringue22]

If he wasn’t already then Benpecked will definitely be sleeping in the ‘spare room’ tonight 🧄

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

It's CLOVE that is good for toothache. A bit of clove oil numbs the pain if you can't go to the dentist straight away. Not chomping on garlic cloves! And yes, garlic is antibacterial but so is MEDICINE!

I definitely think she has read cloves somewhere and thought it meant garlic

 

[Justcyrious]

I definitely think she has read cloves somewhere and thought it meant garlic

Oh wow, that is a very real possibility

 

[IndominusRex]

Haha the garlic/clove thing is hilarious!!!!

Title suggestion: married to a groomer, dresses like a toddler.

 

[Clare]

Hahahahaha clove oil definitely for toothache but Dentist B. Pecked knows best, he can add it to his list of expert knowledge like obstetrics and gynaecology, local planning law and air miles scamming.

Also, who the F*** goes to the allotment before school!!!

 

[Onthehop]

Though it was Freya holding the berries at first

Benpecked likes it like that too.
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Just thinking how horrified I would be if everyone thought my husband was a groomer. Why isn’t she too?

 

[Hashtagged]

Not used to being split up at the weekends she’s so tragic.

Also is her account now exclusively just tit reels of her kids at random play parks?

 

[pinkrobot]

Desperate to avoid antibiotics for herself but happy to pump her kids full of melatonin to make them sleep.
Also laid up with wisdom tooth pain (which is genuinely excruciating) but also able to shoehorn in a random allotment jaunt before school.
Make it make bloody sense.

 

[janem86]

‘Feedback’ from her little boy. Who says that?! Why is she so *wrong*. She’s a lizard in a human suit.

 

[Meringue22]

‘Feedback’ from her little boy. Who says that?! Why is she so *wrong*. She’s a lizard in a human suit.

I will never look at her the same way again

 

[nettleteareader]

I definitely think she has read cloves somewhere and thought it meant garlic

Yes I agree

 

[Skewbedu]

‘Feedback’ from her little boy. Who says that?! Why is she so *wrong*. She’s a lizard in a human suit.

Now that would make a great thread title!

Just a lizard in a human suit

 

[Rosé_all_day]

It’s definitely cloves she was thinking of! That sounds utterly grim. It’s always like she’s playing at being a grown up and misses the mark entirely.

 

[Unbelievable]

As if, R.Atlas said.... "Thank you for taking me to the library mama"

 

[Meringue22]

As if, R.Atlas said.... "Thank you for taking me to the library mama"

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That BS meter needs to make a regular appearance

 

[Justine]

That BS meter needs to make a regular appearance

It will explode.