Can you imagine the Sterling’s on Stacey Solomons decluttering show (forgotten the name of it) where they lay out their belongings on a warehouse floor and number some of the items, here’s how it would go for Grubby Grabby -
578 wicker baskets
23 out of date Betty Crocker cake mixes
78 packets of chia seeds
45 filth encrusted buggies/pushchairs/car seats
I pair of dusty shutters
345 ‘seasonal’ Christmas books
135 pairs of Hunter wellies
Have I missed anything?