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Rebecca Lamb #89 This is not a drill! Got my tenners fill, spending at will but boys get nil
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Ha. Sheās going to be manic today. Acting like sheās doing all her āflowersā a favour. Saleswoman, she is not. Roping your kids in to scam money out of people isnāt great business acumen, you donāt see that on QVC. Which is what all of this tit essentially is.
She is really tit at her ājobā sheās not even posted yet - have a look at any other other Lumi sellers , at least they are trying
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She must of deleted the one with a glass on her head and a cheese grater. She looked a complete know splash in that one
Why is she sanding her face whilst wearing eye make up? Did she not take her make up off last night? Grim.
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Sheās so predictable. Her sales pitch needs some polishing.
This was meant to say knob splash
She's so stressed 
Can't cope with the 3 messages she's had this morning, woman's a joke.
Can't cope with the 3 messages she's had this morning, woman's a joke.
Not sure itās makeup, just looks like sheās treated herself to some more lashes!!!
Why is she cleansing when sheās already dressed?
Surely most people would get dressed after cleansing or having a wash! Sheās so grubby! Yeuch
itās painfully clear that this āonce in a lifetimeā offer is only happening on the lumi because their sales have nosedived since they have literally flooded the market with this plastic tat. You can see the desperation in hers and her lumi crews faces! They are all āso excited!!āBut deep down they are all praying it works so that they can continue sitting on their bums at home scamming everyone. Also itās still a ridiculous price at Ā£122 for such a cheaply made item.
her recent lumi story, her forehead does not move sheās defo had botox. False advertising right there!
her recent lumi story, her forehead does not move sheās defo had botox. False advertising right there!
i follow 4 lumi sellers, its so painful, but they are all so weird and manic with 'excitement' pedalling the same toxic selling. i would just love to see the emails/zoom content to see the cringey instructions they get to 'hype' this up. they are just rabbit in the headlights, brainwashed puppets. its frightening
Sheās freaking out and needing wine at 9am because sheās had maybe 3 extra sales (sheās only reposted 2 stories of people buying from her)
Could you imagine her working in Asda on Xmas eve (which is where sheāll probably end up in a year or 2) Sheād crumble, someone will have to call an ambulance for her made up gallbladder just so she can get out of work. She is so far removed from the real world.
Could you imagine her working in Asda on Xmas eve (which is where sheāll probably end up in a year or 2) Sheād crumble, someone will have to call an ambulance for her made up gallbladder just so she can get out of work. She is so far removed from the real world.
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