Rebecca Lamb #68 Thinks she’s the envy of tattle but actually she stinks like cattle!

[Jemi85]

Look at the state of that “dressing gowned”.

Wash your clothes you absolute scruff

 

[JaneEyre12]

‘I haven’t done a video for ages apart from the one I recently did’
‘dewwwwy and glowey
‘I’ll use my beauty blender to blend’ - no shit Sherlock!
‘Aliminion’
‘YAZMIN AND ORANGE’
‘Can’t fit the time in to do videos’ it’s your job!
‘Glowey and dewy’
‘It’s a gel but it’s not it’s thicker’ That’s me influenced with that brilliant pitch
‘I’ve been using this bronzer in shade...bronze’
‘This is very, err, you don’t need a lot of it’ pigmented, Rebecca, pigmented
‘on a day to day basic’
What a complete and utter shit show. Two things I’m taking away from that 1) Wild just let themselves down by not researching before using her to advertise. As an environmentally friendly company you would have thought that they would have clocked the Range Rover and Porsche
2) the amount of money spunked on the higher end make up would probably have added up to the cost of a DECENT BED for one of the boys

 

[PridyPea]

Can’t wait to see her with the huda beauty foundation in shade custard. It’s at least 3 shades too dark for her, she’s bloody useless. It’s not hard to check the shades online, especially when spending £30+ on a foundation, but you would need a brain for that I suppose.

Spends a fortune of make up but CAN’T BUY HER KIDS A BED?!

 

[yellowmellow]

Imagine walking the little Greek streets in this...

That’s it though isn’t it, it’s all a fantasy... are you going to Greece beggy? No. Are you going for cocktails with the gehhlss? No. Are you getting married? Also no. Stop buying clothes for fantasy situations!

 

[black ripped skinnies]

I love how she hasn't wrote orangutan!
I'd pay bloody good money to hear her say that, or even to try and write it

 

[Chitterchat]

I was catching up with horse riding, (i say riding, the horse was probably scraping along the floor) Why hasn’t Alfeh done one single extra ciric class yet, he’s over 7. No swimming, no football, no horse riding for him, no street dancing .... nothing. I feel for him, I’ve never heard about him having a friend either. I dread to think how much he’ll be ostracised as he gets older by other kids and that’s before they find out his mum was on pornhub with her flabby flaps out.

 

[virgofalls]

I think she's due a new car around about now isn't she?

 

[Merclady]

I was watching another Instagrammer ( I refuse to call them influencer!) who has been out of work for a while. She has a new job and went to buy clothes for her son who is probably Alfie’s age. All the clothes were from TKMaxx, so Ralph Lauren. Levi etc but all well thought out, a shirt that could be worn with blue jeans or white chinos, a top that would look nice with tailored shorts, another top that matched the colour in his trainers etc. Lovely well considered clothes on a budget that would look smart and fashionable. This is what Becky should be doing instead of treating herself to endless tat to walk around a Greek village in or for cocktails with the girls! Those poor boys look like they’re either in fancy dress or dressed from the rag bag.

 

[Nursty]

Ahahaha "this one's a little bit shorter than the other one" you fucking think?!!

 

[Barbs89]

Manifestation huns, not giving two sh**s and smiling

God that first comment, the people who engage with her are a bit thick, aren’t they? Asking some no one how they can be more content?! Or is she wanting more content? Begs can’t help you there either, she has no content these days

 

[Bobbiewilson]

I reckon before summer she’ll be up the duff with Lumeh Delilah Hobson

 

[EnolaGay]

Can we go back to blackpool steve

 

[Bobbiewilson]

WE ARE GETTING A CHEESECAKE GUYS

I REPEAT, WE ARE GETTING A CHEESECAKE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

 

[LemonPips]

I would really love to just open her front door and have a sniff, I wonder what I’d get hit in the face with first... smelly dog? Dust? The smell of damp from the boys mattresses being on the floor? Sweaty beggy herself? Fishy minge?

 

[EnolaGay]

Remember 27/4 ?

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Nah her face literally just looks dirty AF. Not a good advertisement at alll

Jesus Christ. She looks awful. She honestly looks like one of those photos you see when they show someone before they were on meth and then an after photo.... she looks like the after photo. What a mess.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Fair play Rebecca for going to an actual gym but what you really need is a PT/group session, she’ll just turn up and prance around on the super cute treadmill and stuff. She’s no idea what a propper workout feels like!

Takes herself off to the gym.... but still won’t bother her arse to take her child to nursery when he so desperately needs to be going....

 

[Mum24]

Can ‘buy’ yourself two cars in the space of 3 months but will only accepted gifted clothes for your kids?
hmmm yes. Soooo jealous

 

[12055584]

ffs I was gonna say 2 carrots and she bloody got 2 carrots

Also just to add, I think it’s disgusting that she has chickens as pets but still eats chicken

i thought it was just me being petty but I found it a bit jarring that in one lot of stories she’s aff linking chick related equipment Nd the next she was bursting an egg seductively over her toast. I’m a meat/egg eater but it just was too much too quickly. Considering she’s on about incubating eggs and making such a fuss then the next she did that - what’s the vibe here, I don’t get it

 

[LemonPips]

This is by far my fave outfit she’s ever worn
Edit - she’s always loved £5’s worth of clothing stuck her her minge. # toe