Rebecca Lamb #68 Thinks she’s the envy of tattle but actually she stinks like cattle!

[Clarity456]

Rebecca Lamb #69 - New deliveries to "treat herself" every damn day, while her poor kids only get new things when someone else will pay!

 

[Sticky One]

My favourite was when she tried to be Holly Boone for the day with the neon green ring pull crop top and parakeet eyemakeup then was telling anyone who'd listen that she "doesn't normally look this GLAM"

The eyeshadow was worse than I remembered

 

[Jxxx]

She’s gonna aff link them maybe put them on Vinted with all her shit stinky clothes

Swipe up for a chick because I’m a dick...

 

[BettyCrockerr]

But that green top went so well with the blue
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The blue joggers look like something you’d throw on to do some DIY or gardening or something. And those boots....... I mean, they are awful on their own but who on Earth would look at the boots and think they would look good with blue joggers....?!!! It looks like she’s been woken up by a fire alarm or something and just shoved on any shoes she could find to get out of the house....!!!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Because boring begga isn’t providing anything riveting at the moment I thought I’d start a little game.

Which one of her haul outfits, that has never seen the light of day, was your favourite car crash? For me it was that lilac suit

The sack skirt from everything £5....that looked like it was used to store flour in the 18th century

 

[Barbs89]

Ok...go horse riding, in your own fucking time. They offer treks and longer hacks during the week, when your oldest son is at school and your youngest could be in nursery.
But no, take them along so they can watch you do something fun?!?!? Fucked up

 

[DangFlabbitMiley]

“Let’s catch up” questions coming

- is the Lumi really worth it (she’ll respond yes I love it here’s 25% off)
- how are you?
- something about her cancelled (never planned) wedding
- something about the chicks
- do you love living in the daaaaaaales
- your favourite makeup products (she’ll respond iconic, Huda lipstick, Charlotte tilbury foundation)

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Looks like really, hairburst dunt give two shits, not two shits and aren't changing influencers for anywhun

 

[PhoebeBailey]

I was catching up with horse riding, (i say riding, the horse was probably scraping along the floor) Why hasn’t Alfeh done one single extra ciric class yet, he’s over 7. No swimming, no football, no horse riding for him, no street dancing .... nothing. I feel for him, I’ve never heard about him having a friend either. I dread to think how much he’ll be ostracised as he gets older by other kids and that’s before they find out his mum was on pornhub with her flabby flaps out.

She is literally setting her kids up to fail. It’s like she doesn’t want them to do better than she ever has, the point in raising your children correctly is to give them more than you ever had. Not make them sit othe sidelines and watch you live out some weird celebrity fantasy world.
I hope my children do better, be better and have more than I have ever had and I have had a very privileged upbringing. Your greatest achievement in life SHOULD be the people your children become with the full support of you as a parent.
Her children are just unpaid extras laying stagnant In the background of her life.

 

[Pugster]

Pulling up my seat for the bank holiday BANTER

 

[Chatchatchat]

I honestly think she takes acid before she picks her clothes, that has to be the only explanation

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

What I've learned here, is that I can advise sixty thousand people that it's safe to let your three year old play with pill bottles, and still be paid as a representative for the company that manufacture them.

That's where current advertising standards are at.

Stop the planet, I want to get off.

 

[Hachos]

The horse riding stories have infuriated me, if she gets a horse I’ll honestly fly over to the Dales and take that poor soul with me she doesn’t even know how to have her feet correctly in the stirrup let alone own an actual horse, ffs that half asleep horse has a lead rope round it’s neck which speaks a lot of her riding skills!!!!!!! As a person who has had horses my whole life and now two very complex rescues cases, I cannot stand people who get on half-dead riding school ponies and then think that’s it and that horses are pieces of sports equipment to be used for fun. Again, typical Rebecca just using animals for her pleasure and entertainment it’s so sad to watch. I hate her attitude towards animals, she is so infuriating!!

 

[Poosh]

Imagine her thundering down the ‘cute little Greek streets’ in that get up, saggy tits and flabby arse bouncing around. I don’t think they want you there begs and for Christ sake shove on a bra!

 

[Bubsley]

Babeh gurrrl names:

Clemmeh

Elleh

Lumeh

 

[JaneEyre12]

“I’m really good with ma food and stuff and treats. I like treats and stuff because you have to have treats and stuff. Treats, yeah. So I’m going to a PT with my treats so I can get healthy but still have treats.” She is so painful to listen to That PT will be earning their money with this one!

 

[PhoebeBailey]

You might want to get a refund on your Award winning, anti-ageing, worlds number 1 beauty device there Reb. I don’t think it’s working. I have nearly 7 years on you and don’t have even half as many wrinkles babes.

 

[MrsLucas]

How embarrassing begging to sort your own children’s bedroom!!

 

[Babs2010]

Id go back to them like I’ve said to the others that have had this same gobshite reply.

they can’t monitor what content she creates for them...? What the fuck?! What kind of ridiculous response is that?!!!!!! So she could post absolutely any old shite and that’s perfectly ok is it?!!!!!!

I have replied. Haven’t had chance all day as unlike Rebecca I’ve been in work and sorting my toddler out once I came home (he’s just been tucked up in bed - a proper off the floor bed with slats and a big thick duvet too!!!)

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Because boring begga isn’t providing anything riveting at the moment I thought I’d start a little game.

Which one of her haul outfits, that has never seen the light of day, was your favourite car crash? For me it was that lilac suit

The truly bizzare purple bikini that she bought last year - I think it had flowers or something printed on it but it was a light purple colour and it was horrific. And the cropped green wrap top thing she wore with no bra when she went out for dinner with Steve and had her tits resting on the table. Classy.