Rebecca Lamb #168 Mrsrebeccahobson Begging for Temu dosh & almost one whole week without a wash

[MeghanSnarkle]

Less than one hundred likes and one comment on the hen do reel after ten hours

Her like counts over the last year prove that she is just not an Influencer she genuinely does not have the reach at all and she can't deny the numbers matter and are needed to class yourself as such professionally, she simple isn't .

I'm not exaggerating when I say a really good friend of mine has an account where she shares her little Cavapoo out and about on their lovely walks I've been with her on a few with our dog and no joke that little pup averages at least 3,500 likes, I think when dogs, cats, budgies and hamsters are pulling in more views than yourself it's time have a long hard look at what you describe as work or your career.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Ooh luvleh jumpsuit hun…ready to hit the slopes?View attachment 2851058

Is this her April Fools post ? As usual posted later than everyone else !!

 

[FoksiOska]

There is no way that this boy had a haircut at a barbers yesterday. No way at all. Look at it.

 

[whoactuallycarez]

A power wash? A scale and polish? A lobotomy? Don’t keep us guessing begs 🥱

 

[Imhere123]

I know it’s pedantic, but if she is LISTENING to an audio book she isn’t reading! Just my two pence worth

 

[Lifestyle86]

Creaming over a dominos and dick biscuits. Won’t be long before that hairy ugly monstrosity has his stag do filled with strippers and with beaver centre stage hunnipot

And unlike other times Beaver had a boys night out planned…she can’t fake a gallbladder flare up to keep him home! That backfired didn’t it Beggy!

 

[ChubClubThug]

This is gonna sound so far fetched but I’m wondering if Woody writes those “I love you” notes when he’s been told off. He looked scared of her the other day when he dropped food on the floor & we’ve all seen how little patience she has with them & admitting to being a “shouty mum”. I get the feeling when he’s done something she deems as naughty she’ll tell him he’s upset her or hurt her feelings & he writes the notes to get back on her good side

I said the other day he does it to try and get validation from the bitch. It's act of insecurity, not out of free love.

 

[Longtimelurker10]

Agreed with whoever said the way woody said sorry when he dropped his strawberry was very telling. He was looking at her absolutely shitting himself, it’s so obvious she flies off the handle regularly. Also noticed how he was struggling with how cold the strawberry was on his teeth even though they’d drove all the way home so the packet hadn’t been in the freezer for some time, not a good sign his teeth are that sensitive but I’m presuming her dental hygiene standards are as non existent as her actual hygiene. Tramp.

 

[Maddogsmum]

Do you know what REALLY pisses me off about this skank? The SMUGNESS on its face.
She always looks so fucking smug - this morning she's looking particularly smug.

WHAT does she have to look so smug about? She's a skank who gets her tits and flaps out regularly for likes from strangers and pervs, she has NO money and lives in an absolute DUMP of a house, she filters 99% of her pictures and lies about her size, she has no job and never has had one really, she cannot be bothered with her kids, the boys always look like they've been dressed from the lost property box, her animals die on a shockingly regular basis and she lies or just blocks any one who comments, in fact her ENTIRE life is lie after lie after lie!! She's so thick she can't even keep her lies alright!

She needs a good slap of reality and to fucking get off her flat arse and if she's not going to get a job then at least make an effort with her children, particularly the boys- Alfie's glasses anyone?

Honestly for someone so thick, unattractive and such a massive liar she really has NOTHING to be so smug about.
Today will definitely be some sort of freebie- wouldn't be taking the boys otherwise!!!!!!

 

[Saltypopcorn]

God her food shops are shit. There's only 2 of us in my house and me and my kid would blast through that tub of strawberries in 2 days, if not 1.

They all must be starving all the time with the meagre portions she dishes up.

500g of mince between 5 of them?! One packet of sausages for 5 people too? There's only 6 in a pack - at least 2 Sausage Steve will live up to his name. All those sugary smoothies and 'chicken' snacks for the boys (perhaps). What's wrong with a nice piece of fruit and maybe a yoghurt which for calcium. My son goes through about 8pints of milk a week what with cereal and milk with his dinner ever day! Poor devils really must be hungy, good job they're lifeless and don't burn up any energy.

 

[whoactuallycarez]

Slagggggggg…only this backwards, soft-in-the-head tart would use wearing trousers of this style as an excuse to film her flat arse doing squats. She’s an absolute laughing stock.

When she moves house the neighbours will think the circus has come to town. Hee hee. Shamone.

 

[whoactuallycarez]

Beggy ya grotty scruff, wipe Groma’s nose, in every photo it’s streaming and put some socks on her. Honestly sick of the sight of that baby and bloody fringe.

 

[Clarity456]

This is what's always puzzled me with our Bogtrotter (she doesn't pull it off very well due to her having the Midas touch in reverse) but I never understood what the point was of her going round in head to toe latest season h&m with a fake LV bag and a full face of Charlotte Tilbury when her kids gave the game away when they literally looked like stig of the dump bless them

Saying that the H&M and fake LV never did much for her because even if she was decked out in Chanel and styled by Virginie Viard herself she'd still look a greasy scruff she's living proof for the saying you can't polish a turd as she's tried polishing many times and failed miserably

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Oi Mother of 3. I'd expect you to know by now that you're supposed to use full fat versions of things for young kids. It already looks like they're being rationed, there's no need for the light cream cheese.

And why are you still feeding her 4 and 6 month pouches? You do nothing all day, cook her some proper food you lazy bitch.

Lovely how she makes the effort to blend her own shitty smoothies but the kids get pre-made.

4 packets of microwave rice for no apparent reason. And at 2 minutes each, the first one will be going cold by the time the last packet is cooked.

And again, Mother of 3, CUT THE BLOODY RASPBERRIES UP!

 

[Clementine]

Let your kid walk for fucks sake. It’s ridiculous and detrimental, hauling her round like a bloody backpack. Poor wee thing.

 

[Clarity456]

She was banking on an Easter gift card pressie from Dadà Italiano but it mustn't have materialised

Jeffrey Lamb is about as Italian as I am Taiwanese

 

[Lovethewayyoulie]

I'm still eagerly awaiting the vlog that will go something like this "Hi guys, Appeh Chewsdahhhh, so, sniff sniff, we've got some news.
We're moving, it's not that we arnt appeh ere or can't afford it sniff, it's just so the kids can make friends & do some after school activitehhhhs & we can order takeaways & stuff like that. Sniff"

 

[Ivan's Mummy 19]

Boss Babe buying cheap toys from China that won't be up to UK safety standards for her little princess. Had to laugh when she mentioned the children using the heart shaped plates when they have friends round 1) when have the boys ever had friends of their own round? 2) what 10 years old boys want to eat off heart shaped plates. I can just imagine their faces

 

[OnWednesdaysWeWearPink]

I see no one asked about the house sale

 

[Babbitt1234]

Fucking Nora that dress is one friction rub away from an inferno!

She is so cheap and nasty. I bet the static was giving everyone electric shocks.
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I can almost hear that dress from here. 🫤 No doubt Beaver loved her nips being on show.

It’s a proper everything £5 dress