I'm cryingShe’s late to that awful ski suit trend by about 5 months. Can’t wait to see her in Aldi wearing that monstrosityshe could pick things up with that camel toe
I actually can picture myself and other folk in our Aldi, trollies crashing, everyone in hysterics watching that monstrosity, flaps akimbo going up and down the aisles honestly it would be the talk of the town especially in the middle of springtime, she's like a bleeping escaped Yeti 
She just needs a candle holder and a long hat and she looks like wee Willie winkie (showing my age I know)
Forced her to walk, now forces her to smell her unwashed arse crack. Poor Groma no wonder the wee thing always looks miserable af.
What makes me laughI'm crying
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This is INSANE...
She doesn’t even have shoes on so if she wanted to run around and play she wouldn’t be able to. None of my children would have tolerated being in a carrier at that age, hard enough to confine them to a pushchair. She us worryingly compliant for a toddler.
I swear she's trying to prove something by lugging that child around less than a month after surgery, serves her right if she ends up rupturing something or getting a hernia and it's brewing you watch she'll be struck down by a sudden random pain, having another cry in A&E claiming every things going wrong and it needs investigation
Anyone would get a hernia with that appalling carrying position. Christ alive, she may as well be on the ground. She'll be bouncing off her arse cheeks as they go.I swear she's trying to prove something by lugging that child around less than a month after surgery, serves her right if she ends up rupturing something or getting a hernia and it's brewing you watch she'll be struck down by a sudden random pain, having another cry in A&E claiming every things going wrong and it needs investigation
You can also see all the cellulite on her thighs. Where's this when she is posing in the magic mirror, stories and grid posts?
Along with the flat saggy arse and receding egg headYou can also see all the cellulite on her thighs. Where's this when she is posing in the magic mirror, stories and grid posts?
She's done this on purpose. No undies onI'm crying
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I bet it's full of skid marks she's an absolute mingerBeggy doing her best compo face, “ where there’s blame there’s a claim”I swear she's trying to prove something by lugging that child around less than a month after surgery, serves her right if she ends up rupturing something or getting a hernia and it's brewing you watch she'll be struck down by a sudden random pain, having another cry in A&E claiming every things going wrong and it needs investigation
I literally came to say, wonder what the winner of marchs gift card bought
