Give over Bogtrotter 20 layers a day of the pooskin lash "sirrum" can't even stop your lashes looking like burnt twigs, if big Anne ends up with any feminine features more than likely she "got them from her dada" 
Rebecca Lamb #140 Happy 6th Birthday Alfie
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The way she simpers over unit Anne makes me heave.
YOU HAVE THREE KIDS mrs telly shelf second hand bed.
YOU HAVE THREE KIDS mrs telly shelf second hand bed.
Begs, cut the babies finger nails! Might reduce the amount of scratches she always has, poor thing
Her obsession has got to be a front as she's deeply unhappy that Steve doesn't seem to help with Roma, she's not the little dainty princess she wanted and reality hit quick when she failed to get any insta work.
It's like if she says all these positive things enough times, it will become true.
It's like if she says all these positive things enough times, it will become true.
Still can’t believe she called her kid Roma
I think she would suit Bunty
I’ve never considered before if my children’s names match. I just liked them. However, Alfie, Woody and Roma are so mismatched it’s laughable. No offence to anyone but the names Woody and Roma I just dont like. Infact Roma is the name of a very dodgy takeaway in my home town. She really thought she was getting an olive skinned, dark haired baby. She got a mini Alfie!
Beggy is either too thick or simply doesn’t love her kids at all and is just more interested in internet ‘likes’ with the way she exposes them for perverts on the internet. Sick either way.
Beggy is that yours?
I would say that must be fake but it reminds me of when we went to collect our puppy and the ladies calendar was completely illegible, the only word I could work out was 'popis' being puppies (she asked me to look so I could write down when they went to the vet).
Roma is a hideous name. I’d bet my mortgage that by the time she’s 2/3 it’s changed to Romy or Remy. It’s so so chavvy.
Also why is she so obsessed with how that kid looks? If it’s not her hair it’s her lashes - constantly bleating on about how cute she is (ahem), she’s going to grow Roma into a very toxic adult if she continues to fixate on literally her aesthetics only
Also why is she so obsessed with how that kid looks? If it’s not her hair it’s her lashes - constantly bleating on about how cute she is (ahem), she’s going to grow Roma into a very toxic adult if she continues to fixate on literally her aesthetics only
Because she knows shes an ugly baby but she’s desperate to try to convince herself otherwise. Like when she says Steve is “handsome/fit/hot/sexy” - hes an ugly munter but she will never admit it so she pretends otherwise.
The bonnet 
Big bad Bev has risen from the ashes with a comment on Anne’s latest
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This is actually how my Dyslexic son writes
No sorry the kid looks like a bleeping bellend in that bonnet. It’s giving Monk vibes
She's wearing that bogging blazer again by the looks of it 
That bleeping bonnet is too small for her big old head. Looks ridiculous.No too shabby
What has possessed her to genuinely think that a bonnet suits big Anne? I cannot take her seriously anymore i genuinely feel like she HAS to be trolling us because absolutely no one is that deluded. I know we all think our babies our perfect but surely you can see when something just does not suit them?!? Shes just so fuckin smug about everything when in reality shes a lying, delusional, smelly, boring, oily, desperate, grey chav
Jumping on a band wagon what a shock
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