Rebecca Lamb #118 My Big Fat Greek Wedding - never gonna happen

[Clementine]

So she’s got so much to do but she’s eating a packet of biscuits and sending messages on Instagram

The pressure….

 

[heidilouxx]

I would be jealous of Paris Fury married to a big nearly 7ft hunk imo plus they are millionaires ..but ohh well dingle thinks we are jealous of her and we fancy Beetroot face beaver that drives around in his dad's wee white car like a fkn 17 year old

If my nearly 40 year old partner had a titty tattoo of my name I’d run a mile surrr jealous of mr and Mrs inbredible she’s an absolute weapon.

 

[Barbs89]

Totally unexplainable and no offence meant to anyone who doesn’t like hanging their clothes out, but them putting washing in the dryer when it’s warm and windy outside is giving me the ick electric bills Rebecca!!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

RAVEN HOBSON….


EY UP RAYVUN ‘OBSUN

 

[Scotblock]

Anyone else think her baby is gonna be called something else now ? I’m guessing raven .. given there is a bird picture up in the room too

I went to school with a girl called Raven. Like her name she was very mysterious. She’s doing a 22 year stretch now for murder

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Wtf name is Matalida... Does she mean Matilda?! Christ if she does mean the first she might as well call babeh gurleh Matalan

Also Ameila….. is that supposed to say Amelia??
Fuck me can’t even get names right, no wonder her poor kids called woody, she had to choose something easy enough to spell.

 

[Lollyjane25]

So she went to Aldi , left the shopping in the car while they went to soft play, then put it all on the table, changed into her PJs and filmed a food haul? all the meat and dairy that our mainly vegan begga bought wants binning!!

 

[……k…]

Was looking at an old thread. See she’s always been classy was she with channel mum at this point?

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Her pillows must be rotten, goes 12 days without washing her manky hair and washes her bedding about once a year, throw in her pissy discharge knickers, she is absolutely fucking RANK

I always get the impression the house must stink like wet dog and that Rebecca & Steve smell. Steve looks he smells of BO, bad breath and some shitty cheap deodorant like Lynx Africa. And Rebecca looks like she smells of sweat, greasy hair and like she’s covered that up with a shitty cheap perfume from Next or something crap like a Britney Spears kiddie perfume. They don’t look like clean, freshly washed people and that house just looks so damp and mouldy.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Just picture her daily routine. She gets out of her stinking filthy bed with a telly nailed to the end of it and a net curtain nailed to the wall at the top.... ignores her kids. Has her breakfast out of an ikea vase...then spends a good few hours eye fucking herself in her magic slimming mirror, uploading multiple pics of herself in her pants, rubbing her gross big belly in a soft porn esq way... Sometimes we get treated to greasy momo with a face dildo, mostly it's her posing and aff linking fucking vile clothes. What a life hunipot.

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

Only six available comments.

But this one hasn't been deleted yet (not me)

 

[#notanadad]

Most likely scenario is that she's had an email from Snuz and had a bust up with Steve blaming him for losing her work! If I was feeling overwhelmed and hormonal I'd ring my husband, or my mum, or my friends. I wouldn't post it on Instagram for sympathy

 

[PhoebeBailey]

‘I’m sure I read somewhere that you have to be registered here to actually be married’

yes Rebecca you read it here on tattle after I mentioned that being married on Greece isn’t legally binding. Also, either ask your WeDdiNg PlAnnEr or fucking Google it you absolute weapon

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

So, I don’t like her. I don’t follow her anymore, but I don’t get why there is so much hate against her burger nips?! Women have been fighting for the #freethenipple movement for years as mens nips are allowed in SM, but women’s aren’t. So what if her nips were able to be seen? I’m probably missing the point, but I genuinely don’t see the problem Btw, I’m 36 weeks pregnant and if my orangutan tits could stay up in a bra like that, I’d have them out as well . But, I don’t stand in front of a mirror rubbing my belly and there’s no pics of my pregnant belly on sm because, I’m conscious of how orangutan like I look.

Because she's the total opposite of the spirit behind the free the nips movement, she's not posting hers to prove that women shouldn't be oversexualised, EVERYTHING she does is trying to make herself a sex object to pervs for likes.

 

[NellyTheElephant]

Wtf name is Matalida... Does she mean Matilda?! Christ if she does mean the first she might as well call babeh gurleh Matalan

 

[Jemi85]

Steve’s at the vets having a tooth out..they should think about taking Alfie whilst they’re there

At the vets

 

[Telly Fanatic]

I would be jealous of Paris Fury married to a big nearly 7ft hunk imo plus they are millionaires ..but ohh well dingle thinks we are jealous of her and we fancy Beetroot face beaver that drives around in his dad's wee white car like a fkn 17 year old

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Waiting for Alfie to think the panty liners are big plasters because his not a clue what planet his on

 

[MissPrint]

Those kids have no chance with such a thick, inept, lazy mother. She hasn’t bothered to read his homework like she didn’t bother to read the specifications for the Davina London trip and like she didn’t bother researching Dubai before going.

Sadly his whole future will suffer because of her ignorance and that’s so unfair. Those two evil fuckers are setting their kids up to fail.

 

[mcgee]

“Thanks to you baby girl mummy got a lady pad brand deal. I’ve been waiting for the day where I can talk about my discharge on the internet and because of you, that day finally came. Forever grateful for the opportunities you have brought me little one ”.