Rebecca Lamb #118 My Big Fat Greek Wedding - never gonna happen

[Yorkshire101]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
she’s so fucking useless!

awesome input @Yorkshire101 Welcome!
That info was worth sitting on

The funny thing is, I remember her last rant and thinking how stupid she sounded, so when I saw her on Sunday I took this pic just incase she mentioned it again, and here we have it didn't take her long!!! She needs a job. She also needs to realise she can't do anything without being caught out!

 

[MissPrint]

Why is she taking pregnancy porn photos instead of helping her son understand his homework?

She really needs support from social services in order to learn how to raise a child. Taking pictures of your tits isn’t the one hun.

Can’t wait for @Cooper123 to kick off over the bellybutton.

 

[Cooper123]

In the name of Christ Rebecca fuck right off you attention seeking twat. And by the way, nobody is thinking you've got such a lovely life. I for one can see straight through your bullshit, your life isn't what you so desperately try to portray. Look at the state of your house, it's a hell hole. Your bloke is a minging cheating pig, you can't even afford to replace your baldy tyres. Don't even get me started on your selfishness and how you put yourself before those boys. Spending all day up in your room looking in the magic mirror, or talking to instagram is not my idea of a life hun.

 

[MissPrint]

Sounds like they’ve both reached level 10 of dumb cuntness today. It must be hard trying to maintain a fake lifestyle when you’re clearly scraping the proverbial financial barrel.
Nobody is jealous of your situation living in a hovel you can’t afford to sympathetically refurbish in the middle of fucking nowhere with fuel costs at an almighty high, a baby on the way you didn’t want and food costs spiralling.

I feel pity for the cows forced to neighbour you, Beaver. How’s daddy’s little old man Toyota Yaris? Has daddy not stumped up the cash to replace Beggy’s illegal tyres yet? Have you tried sweet talking mummy instead? Have you tried actually getting a job? Is the aga still broken? How’s the damp? Is it caused by the bathroom you badly fitted? Have you treated the woodworm in the kitchen? Did poor Alfeh have his homework marked? You know, the clock one that was clearly wrong but your bike was too busy taking selfies for the gram to bother sitting and helping her son.

Have a lovely day hunnipot 🦫

 

[Poosh]

I can’t believe she’s got her burger nips on show, she really is a vile piece of shit

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Awww Rebs have you spent the morning reading tattle? 🥹
Has Steve gone to the ‘gym’ again today? 🥹
Was Alfie’s year 1 homework too hard for you? 🥹
Has the PR company behind the gifted Snuzpod emailed you telling you that you won’t be getting anymore freebies from them? 🥹
Have you finally realised your house is a disgusting shit hole? 🥹
Did it finally occur to you that you have no friends to cry to and that Steve doesn’t give a shit about your tears 🥹

My heart breaks for you

Also, there isn’t a fucking sane soul on this planet that thinks you have a nice life. Only you, trying to convince yourself.

 

[PhoebeBailey]

Her story about ‘Not giving a fuck’…… We know you don’t Becs…

You don’t give a fuck about your kids
You don’t give a fuck about your animals
You don’t give a fuck about the absolute state of your house
You don’t give a fuck about the bald tyres on your nearly 10 year old car

What you definitely DO give a fuck about, is what we say on here 🫠
Hi Hon.

 

[ivebeenherebefore]

I sent Snuz an email last night because her behaviour sucks and I’d had enough. This is their PR companies response…

 

[buymealatte]

My heart breaks for that wee soul. Education is so important and if Alfie has SEN, beggy & beaver should be fully engaged with his school to ensure he’s supported at home as well as in school.

I get that not all parents are equipped to understand how to do their child’s homework, but if beggy doesn’t know the difference between digital and analogue or isn’t sure on how to make sure Alfie does his homework properly, she should speak to his teacher. She’d get a lot more respect in being forthcoming about it, instead what she’s doing is now this little lad has done his homework wrong (all whilst sat under his mother’s supervision) and is he going to turn it into the teacher and it’s setting him back even further as it shows that he’s clearly not got an understanding on what the lesson was in class to then go home and do the homework to support his learning.

too busy rubbing her belly in her magic mirror to be focusing on her child who is here and is screaming for support. Makes me so sad.

 

[Poosh]

I just find it hilarious how smug she was about the Dubai holiday, in the lead up all the cryptic posting etc and her thinking ‘I’ll show those tattle bastards’ then when she got rumbled on here about where she was going and we all said the same thing… She will not enjoy Dubai, it’s too hot this time of year, the food, culture, they will stand out as chavs and realise how skint they really are and then they end up in fucking legoland for Christ sake! The whole PR drama, she is an absolute shit show and embarrassment of an influencer, no wonder she only talks about Greece and plays Dubai down! Her ‘career’ is as dead as the Dubai vlog

 

[acm1993]

Yeah he’s done it completely wrong

Maybe she should try sitting with him rather than taking pictures to look like mum of the year. Put your fucking phone down and engage with your child you smelly twat

 

[KMDX]

He is Year 3.
Telling the time on the hour is Year 1 curriculum.
He is academically behind; the fact I know this is awful. Those children have no privacy.

He’s also supposed to be writing the times down in digital format not o’clock (says quite clearly at the top of the work sheet) so clearly begga has not looked at it with him or doesn’t understand herself which thinking about it is far more probable!

 

[12055584]

I HAD to make an account. She is an absolute cunt. I was in tesco on Sunday and I saw her and Steve use a parent and child space and he never even got out of the car!!! Nor did the children. THAT is missuse of one of the spaces!!!! I can't take her bullshit anymore the hypocritical bellend! View attachment 1399204

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
she’s so fucking useless!

awesome input @Yorkshire101 Welcome!
That info was worth sitting on

 

[acm1993]

Oh fuck off Steve. Are you suggesting that you are successful? You don’t have a job, you drive your dads fucking Toyota Yaris and you’re engaged to an absolute slob. What’s successful about your life? How did that teeth whitening business go 🫠🫠🫠

 

[KayleighRose]

No idea who bluegoat is but bet it gets taken down quick time honestly how out of breath did she sound in her aldi shop "haul"?! I reckon their lungs are fucked cos of all the mould and shit in that hole of a house

 

[PhoebeBailey]

I would rather give up my business and claim benefits before I would EVER go on social media and tell 70k people I had extreme discharge. You couldn’t fucking pay me enough to do it

It’s like in White Chicks when the least popular girl is pissed she didn’t get the Advert for herpes tablets.

Rebecca Lamb: The Gutter Rat of the Influencer World.

 

[Each_peach]

Absolutely minging to say your unborn baby has the "juiciest lips"

All her back day hanging over that bra strap, WEAR SOMETHING THAT FITS DICKHEAD

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Steve is really quite horrible. As entertaining as it is for us, he has just completely ripped the piss out of her, made fun of her, mocked her and belittled her and she’s so thick that she doesn’t even recognise it - which is exactly why he does it. He knows she’s a dumb as a box of rocks and just uses that for his own entertainment. He’s just made an idiot out of her.

 

[mumofboysx]

So she pisses herself daily.. has that much discharge she needs a panty liner on and doesn’t even wash everyday on an evening before going to bed for their daily activity under the sheets. Does Steve put a gas mask on or what because that tramp must stink

 

[Kiwigirl]

Fucking hell how passive aggressive was beavers video! And if course Dingle can't see he's fucked off and just thinks it's a joke.

Now, don't get me wrong, if beavers that bothered about the washing he can do it himself considering he doesn't have a job but how can Dingle sit there and say she's juggling suh much and just suh suh buseh, yet not do the washing. Lazy cunt.

OMFG…. Steve the knobson hobson just took the absolute piss out of his lazy good for nothing partner, and that IDIOT thought it was actually hilarious??
Earth to Rebecca…. Hes just told 71K what a slob you are, and you actually reposted it you thicko.
On a seperate note what an ugly bastard he is, and such a girly voice too!!