PTWM #89 kids are feral, husbands a boring tit, her Instasham life is falling to shizz

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Arsetrid tries to be quirky bless her. Though is failing miserably has Madge from Benidorm skin and the fringe so so severe and aging. Simon is rude fair enough he can’t stand R&J though man up and say so or don’t be there when they come around.
 
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Imagine his face when Astrid says they’re meeting them for lunch again 😁😁.

“Fuckin’ Hell Astrid , again?, why do I have to listen to that whiny old fuckwit drone on. All she does is moan and scroll on her phone and try to steal your clothes”.
 
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I do wonder if
Imagine his face when Astrid says they’re meeting them for lunch again 😁😁.

“Fuckin’ Hell Astrid , again?, why do I have to listen to that whiny old fuckwit drone on. All she does is moan and scroll on her phone and try to steal your clothes”.
I do wonder if the decision to move there was his choice so he has to keep his lips sealed regarding her new friends
 
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I really wish they would put Wilby into nursery, or send him to a childminder all week (E and stabby Jo don’t count). Always feel so sorry for that kid, he’s a mere fashion accessory and lock and key 🔐
 
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It's weird that she posted being told off for 'secret filming', twice. He clearly didn't want to play that game.
I wonder if he's familiar with this forum & the secret filming often discussed here.
 
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That’s their bar then? Everything gets shown on various public accounts!

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Takes me back to the first lockdown instas always posting their new bars made from pallets!
Also wonder who did the flooring 🤷‍♀️
Can’t wait for the grand opening with all the celebs, Jordan, jo, Emily & the rest of her very small circle aka DOT.
Wonder if Joyce will play a tune too
 
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To be honest and fair to Simon, patience only lasts so long doesn’t it? With the best will in the world, if somethings getting up your nose, you will display it sooner or later. Given how mismatched Josh & Rachael are, it must be hard work to socialise with them as a couple. They are draining to even watch.

I wonder if they would be different if they were each married to the right person? You know like people they had things in common with 🤔
 
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In the stories about the bee when she says “all he does is s l a g me off” and Simon says “no he’s trying to give you advice”… why would you say something like that about your husband when you’re guests in someone else’s house?

By saying that it appears that she wants people to think he treats her badly and Simon isn’t falling for it.
 
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To be honest and fair to Simon, patience only lasts so long doesn’t it? With the best will in the world, if somethings getting up your nose, you will display it sooner or later. Given how mismatched Josh & Rachael are, it must be hard work to socialise with them as a couple. They are draining to even watch.

I wonder if they would be different if they were each married to the right person? You know like people they had things in common with 🤔
This is so true! My husband tolerates a certain visitor to our home (only because she married his best friend) She is rude, puts her husband down at any opportunity & he hates that.
We have a ‘pre meal discussion’ , try not to be rude etc. but I can literally feel his tension throughout the day & it’s so awkward. He dotes on his wife & she is so like Raq, earns more & constantly reminds him in front of others.
Theirs is not a marriage made in her heaven. Neither is Joyce & Raqs. At some point it will come to a head & both Joyce & my husbands friend will smell the coffee & get the duck out 🤞🏻
 
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Can’t wait for the grand opening with all the celebs, Jordan, jo, Emily & the rest of her very small circle aka DOT.
Wonder if Joyce will play a tune too
Ooh do you think her insta bestie Nicola McLean will cut the ribbon 🤣
 
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We have a ‘pre meal discussion’ , try not to be rude etc. but I can literally feel his tension throughout the day & it’s so awkward.
My partner and I have to do that when each other’s parents are around 😐 although it’s reminding the one of us who’s parents it is to be nice not the in laws 😂 mine live abroad so I don’t see them much but on a near daily basis I have to remind him to be nice to his mum when he gets in from work 😒
 
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I wish I’d had somewhere like this to go to for coffee and cake after I escaped from my ex who’d pushed me downstairs, slammed my head in a door and fractured my cheekbone because that’s all I obviously needed to make me feel safe 🤦🏻‍♀️ The rage I feel when I watch the stories of this place coming together, the kip of those c***s farting round IKEA as if it’s just one big laugh and then this today has finished me off! Coffee and bleeping cake!!! duck off Rachaele you absolute bleeping fuckfaced witch. I could cry I really could 😢
 

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