Nailed it. We've all had ours, 1st & 2nd jab in our household, youngest is 18. Our surgery was on the ball.Maybe she’s worried as she’s trying for another mini turd? Or she really knows that the viruswon’t touch her? Teflon Tracey
The shot of Edie in the swing chair with R looks so unnatural like they were trying to seem candid but you could tell it wasn’t…"JoooosssSsshHhhHhh those Tattle trolls are laughing at us sat on the grass eating"
*J hunting down every chair ever made in the whole universe, sent to the house, build by the payroll people *
"JoooooosssShhhh those tattle trolls say we don't interact with the kids and they've got no garden toys"
*J sat inhaling red wine, ignoring and looking as awkward as fuck around his kids. Points to the shitty 2 4 £30 argos slide/ water table. "It's OK Princess, he's got his slide, he's got the downstairs bog, fetch him some crips to stamp in and chuck everywhere. It's all good princess, don't you worry. Here have another fizzy cats piss"*
Eta...definitely a hierarchy of needs and wants in that house. The kids are not at the top of it
I have to admit that I haven't watched it. I can imagine the scene though.. beyond fake isn't she!The shot of Edie in the swing chair with R looks so unnatural like they were trying to seem candid but you could tell it wasn’t…
Was just about to say!!! I really do think E is joshs favourite, probably more then his own boys... it’s not even subtleThey're not even subtle with their blatant favouritism. E is currently being used to bring in the pennies advertising Rs latest... Well I refuse to call it a book or novel or anything remotely literary as that's an insult to genuine authors everywhere!... Low and behold she's the only one that gets interacted with in those stories. Josh play tickling her (heres an idea knobhead try doing that with your toddler son wandering lost in the background!) and the football J clocks the phone shows off and walks away instead of continuing to kick about.... Following story r once again on her arse in a chair with E draped over her. Assume once Again W been left to wander or be cared for by anyone other than his parents. Maybe he went off to play with the chicken or dog shit, or a new toy of hot bbq charcoals.
EDIT for spelling error
Same as Ratshit and J talking by the bbq, awksThe shot of Edie in the swing chair with R looks so unnatural like they were trying to seem candid but you could tell it wasn’t…
Last week they were eating burgers off the floor. Maybe the ad monies come in.Oh.. Where did all this Garden furniture and bbq magically appear from?!? Its a miracle.. Hallelujah!!
No chance of that, they’re not even seeing their kids all this weekI genuinely can’t imagine having the time or energy to have to come up with these ridiculous scenes.
“josh - we need a bbq with all the chairs - they took the piss out of us last week”
I barely have the time and energy to plan day to day let alone for Instagram. But, once again, here’s a suggestion - take a break and focus on your kids. Thanks hun.
Oh chick please don't feel jealous. Despite EVERYTHING she has, she actually has NOTHING!Fuck me. I'm done. I've seen the sodding sea view. AGAIN!. Why did I look?. I know how much it winds me up!
I've been up since the crack of dawn. Doing all the housework, ironing school uniforms and all the other donkey work that we do (unless you have payroll pals to do it for you!). Now I'm off to do an 8 hour shift in the hottest and most miserable of environments. All so my beautiful kids can continue gymnastics lessons and having actual toys not toilets to play In.
But you still there R with your gifted deckchairs, lording it over those poor saps who ---work--- live with you.
And yeah, I am jealous! 100% you don't realise how bloody easy you have it.
How a mother can spend that long away from her kids is beyond me. If she actually wanted to provide them, get an actual job.No chance of that, they’re not even seeing their kids all this week
Probably does it to stay "relevant" probably loves it more than J loves his red wineI can't believe Rachaelelele is forcing herself to drink another disgusting alcoholic drink. It must be awful drinking so much when you hate it with such a passion.
I hope someone close to her notices these cries for help and tells her that if she doesn't enjoy something, she doesn't have to consume it (alcohol included). Life's too short to suffer through things you don't enjoy.
Unless... She's lying?(Which would then lead to the question: why pose with alcohol at all? Just keep it out of shot)
Hahaha I'm doing a management course in the evening after work and the Hierarchy is part of it. Let's hope it comes up in my exam next month I'll definitely not forget it"JoooosssSsshHhhHhh those Tattle trolls are laughing at us sat on the grass eating"
*J hunting down every chair ever made in the whole universe, sent to the house, build by the payroll people *
"JoooooosssShhhh those tattle trolls say we don't interact with the kids and they've got no garden toys"
*J sat inhaling red wine, ignoring and looking as awkward as fuck around his kids. Points to the shitty 2 4 £30 argos slide/ water table. "It's OK Princess, he's got his slide, he's got the downstairs bog, fetch him some crips to stamp in and chuck everywhere. It's all good princess, don't you worry. Here have another fizzy cats piss"*
Eta...definitely a hierarchy of needs and wants in that house. The kids are not at the top of it
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