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DipsyDoodle
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Thread title thanks to @Snarkypants
Recap of the last thread:
- Rachaele is still a cunt
- discussion of the disgusting book
- few days of radio silence from Rancid Rach but she came back with a bang - apparently Wilbert was unattended long enough to drop a few logs around and wipe them into himself and the carpet. Excellent content there Rach.
- Raychaellleee announced that her and Joyce are leaving the kids at home (because they are SO BUSY and NEVER have any time alone) and embarking on a mini break/holiday travelling around for some bollocks to do with county lines (got to be honest, I wasn't paying attention, maybe Ratchet is looking for a supplier of better weed
- more riveting content of Wibbly standing on a bag of tortilla chips on the kitchen floor. Of course the woman who single handedly gets 6 women a week into refuge
and works so hard (in the background) for those less fortunate than herself isn't bothered by the waste of food, and didn't bother to discipline her child 
- they trooped off round to Gangsta Granny's gaff, Wobbly didn't want to get out of the car but also didn't look to his parents for comfort
Rach had to explain that he's a lockdown baby (even though he was 7 months when lockdown first started) and he hasn't been anywhere or seen anyone (apart from more trips out than Dora the Explorer, all the builders in and out for several months, regular trips to Arsetrid's garden, and having most of Paignton parade through the house on a daily basis). Luckily Mrs Brown was on hand with a steady stream of cake to shut him up, and Joyce has obviously gone too far and thinks they are a family of birds as he fed Wibble straight from his mouth 
Seb has apparently "pretty much moved in with Granny", nobody can blame him. Wibble expanded his sensory play from firelighters, pissy toilets and turds, to now include plug sockets while Granny watched and Ratchet filmed. Ideal.
- Late world book day for Isaac and Edie, Edie of course has full hair and make up, while Isaac is "himself from my book". Bonus snarky reply to Seb in the comments, another bit of excellent parenting.
- Rach has had her eyebrows done. They are thick, dark and barely in the same time zone
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Recap of the last thread:
- Rachaele is still a cunt
- discussion of the disgusting book
- few days of radio silence from Rancid Rach but she came back with a bang - apparently Wilbert was unattended long enough to drop a few logs around and wipe them into himself and the carpet. Excellent content there Rach.
- Raychaellleee announced that her and Joyce are leaving the kids at home (because they are SO BUSY and NEVER have any time alone) and embarking on a mini break/holiday travelling around for some bollocks to do with county lines (got to be honest, I wasn't paying attention, maybe Ratchet is looking for a supplier of better weed
- more riveting content of Wibbly standing on a bag of tortilla chips on the kitchen floor. Of course the woman who single handedly gets 6 women a week into refuge
and works so hard (in the background) for those less fortunate than herself isn't bothered by the waste of food, and didn't bother to discipline her child - they trooped off round to Gangsta Granny's gaff, Wobbly didn't want to get out of the car but also didn't look to his parents for comfort
Rach had to explain that he's a lockdown baby (even though he was 7 months when lockdown first started) and he hasn't been anywhere or seen anyone (apart from more trips out than Dora the Explorer, all the builders in and out for several months, regular trips to Arsetrid's garden, and having most of Paignton parade through the house on a daily basis). Luckily Mrs Brown was on hand with a steady stream of cake to shut him up, and Joyce has obviously gone too far and thinks they are a family of birds as he fed Wibble straight from his mouth Seb has apparently "pretty much moved in with Granny", nobody can blame him. Wibble expanded his sensory play from firelighters, pissy toilets and turds, to now include plug sockets while Granny watched and Ratchet filmed. Ideal.- Late world book day for Isaac and Edie, Edie of course has full hair and make up, while Isaac is "himself from my book". Bonus snarky reply to Seb in the comments, another bit of excellent parenting.
- Rach has had her eyebrows done. They are thick, dark and barely in the same time zone
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
DipsyDoodle
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Joyce doesn't need to wear a helmet because he is a fucking helmet
HamburgerHelper
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My WiFe DiDnT gO tO tHe ZoO iM a BiG bOY
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Cheerios78
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Just a very quick one to lighten the mood 
Rach, you are a tit.
Joyce's poem.
On a sunny day in June we started our tour,
Sweeping the country for pics of the poor.
Up the M6, beeping our horn,
All in the name of poverty porn.
Arriving in liverpool to Jordan's shouts of 'Be kind'! We waved to the masses as they chased us from behind.
There is really no reason for me to be here but Rach mentioned Centre Parcs and it gave me the fear.
We visited some homes and lamented their stuff, a kitchen with no oven just isnt enough.
Although Rach was so strong and grew up with sod all, she had no clue how to act and looked like a tool.
Bored of the chat about kettles and austerity I slipped off to the zoo for some much needed clarity.
5PM came and Rach finally clocked off, we glammed ourselves up and head off for the docks.
Despite the horror of her being on the blob, we met with some huns we had previously robbed.
We drank and we laughed and forgot peoples woes, until DJ debs questioned our motives and kept us on our toes.
The truth of the matter is Rach is a saint, its irrelevant that she steals or let's her kid play with paint.
So before you are unkind to others, beware,
I've got your address and PC joyce will soon be there.
Rach, you are a tit.
Joyce's poem.
On a sunny day in June we started our tour,
Sweeping the country for pics of the poor.
Up the M6, beeping our horn,
All in the name of poverty porn.
Arriving in liverpool to Jordan's shouts of 'Be kind'! We waved to the masses as they chased us from behind.
There is really no reason for me to be here but Rach mentioned Centre Parcs and it gave me the fear.
We visited some homes and lamented their stuff, a kitchen with no oven just isnt enough.
Although Rach was so strong and grew up with sod all, she had no clue how to act and looked like a tool.
Bored of the chat about kettles and austerity I slipped off to the zoo for some much needed clarity.
5PM came and Rach finally clocked off, we glammed ourselves up and head off for the docks.
Despite the horror of her being on the blob, we met with some huns we had previously robbed.
We drank and we laughed and forgot peoples woes, until DJ debs questioned our motives and kept us on our toes.
The truth of the matter is Rach is a saint, its irrelevant that she steals or let's her kid play with paint.
So before you are unkind to others, beware,
I've got your address and PC joyce will soon be there.
DipsyDoodle
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I've added the following to the wiki:
In early June, Tattler @Lucyinthesky88 was able to receive an advance copy of Rachaele's new fiction book, which is due out in July, and shared some screenshots ( these can be found on thread 79, from page 44 onwards). Rachaele has attempted to write it in the style of her main character's journal, however it reads like a primary school child who has been asked to write an account of what they did on their holiday. In terms of plot, Rachaele's main character "Jo" is the mum of 3 children, who meets a man with 2 children and they all move in together to a large house near the sea (sounds strangely familiar
). Unfortunately, Rachaele has used this as an opportunity to write the story of her stepsons and their mother, with names changed (mostly to the names of people she knows, such as Jo, Laura etc) to be able to pass as "fiction". As well as being very badly written (switching around from present to past tense and back again, overuse of certain words and phrases that are part of Rachaele's usual repertoire etc), the character of "Laura" (the mum of the stepchildren) is portrayed as being an alcoholic with severe mental health problems. However, despite Rachaele being an ambassador for Trevi House, she paints this character as a terrible person, and referred to her as "broken", as well as insinuating that having mental health problems and needing support/medication/hospitalisation makes someone a bad person. Some of the situations and events that take place in the book are directly influenced by things that are known to have happened in real life. The main character "Jo" is only ever concerned about how things impact on her, which funnily enough is exactly how Rachaele herself sees everything.
In early June, Tattler @Lucyinthesky88 was able to receive an advance copy of Rachaele's new fiction book, which is due out in July, and shared some screenshots ( these can be found on thread 79, from page 44 onwards). Rachaele has attempted to write it in the style of her main character's journal, however it reads like a primary school child who has been asked to write an account of what they did on their holiday. In terms of plot, Rachaele's main character "Jo" is the mum of 3 children, who meets a man with 2 children and they all move in together to a large house near the sea (sounds strangely familiar
). Unfortunately, Rachaele has used this as an opportunity to write the story of her stepsons and their mother, with names changed (mostly to the names of people she knows, such as Jo, Laura etc) to be able to pass as "fiction". As well as being very badly written (switching around from present to past tense and back again, overuse of certain words and phrases that are part of Rachaele's usual repertoire etc), the character of "Laura" (the mum of the stepchildren) is portrayed as being an alcoholic with severe mental health problems. However, despite Rachaele being an ambassador for Trevi House, she paints this character as a terrible person, and referred to her as "broken", as well as insinuating that having mental health problems and needing support/medication/hospitalisation makes someone a bad person. Some of the situations and events that take place in the book are directly influenced by things that are known to have happened in real life. The main character "Jo" is only ever concerned about how things impact on her, which funnily enough is exactly how Rachaele herself sees everything.
MaineCoonMama
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I'm a bit of a lurker, and I hate to ask but I'm desperate. Does anyone have spare tears or heartbreak I could borrow until Monday? Just to get me through the weekend?
BettyCat20
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Traceable. OK Josh! I'd happily give you my address, I'd pour you a glass of red wine and tell you to your face what cunt your wife is..
He really is on a roll. Love Debs reply
Sausageface
Chatty Member
She’s always unkind on the internet!! Also, I am cracking up about her comparing herself to Bob Geldof!They’re well pissed off
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Just a thought, PTWM is on tour, but she’s no Bob Geldof
FridaK
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Do you mind, my tan is sprayed on, not slapped on like hers
Anyway I fixed this for her
Wotsit
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Just a thought Rach, there's a few differences between you and bob geldof. He asked celebrities who earn thousands if not millions to donate to live aid, he doesn't ask vulnerable women to donate the last of their income each month to fund his own lifestyle. We have seen many huns comment they have donated their last fiver to her. I'm sure there was also footage of the aid being received in the countries he said it would be sent to, where is your evidence of donations Rach? We've seen Jo packing up a box of goods to send to refuges but none of the refuges have actually thanked you once its been received so where did the box go? Where were the updates of the paypal money being donated to people in need? Why did you accept gifts for W, including a pram that cost £1000 then ask your followers if anyone had a second hand pram to donate to a warrior? Why did Jo sell your old furniture, mirror's, lamps, trampoline, and kids shoes on FB when they could have been given away for free?
She really is so far up her own arse there's no coming back. We can all look at the alchemist menu and see that the cheapest cocktails are £8.50 each making a round of drinks for 4 people £34. That could buy a cheap microwave for them people that you were crying about only having a kettle Rach.
And as for J been at the zoo on his own, not a chance would she have allowed that. Unless she was off filming an advert for them somewhere, theres no way they were apart. Can you imagine walking round a zoo and seeing him alone with no partner/friends/kids? With his current serial killer style its safe to say I would crap my pants and would be keeping kids away from him.
If you don't want people to have an opinion about it, don't plaster it all over SM.
She really is so far up her own arse there's no coming back. We can all look at the alchemist menu and see that the cheapest cocktails are £8.50 each making a round of drinks for 4 people £34. That could buy a cheap microwave for them people that you were crying about only having a kettle Rach.
And as for J been at the zoo on his own, not a chance would she have allowed that. Unless she was off filming an advert for them somewhere, theres no way they were apart. Can you imagine walking round a zoo and seeing him alone with no partner/friends/kids? With his current serial killer style its safe to say I would crap my pants and would be keeping kids away from him.
If you don't want people to have an opinion about it, don't plaster it all over SM.
Lucyinthesky88
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What the actual? It’s like something out of Little Britain 
Do you think she even understands the irony of spending the weekend filming yourself having multiple bbqs, showing everyone your plates full of king prawns heaped on top of steak, and your kids stamping on bags of crisps, then Monday morning rolls round and you're off on a virtue signalling road trip to 'raise awareness' about food poverty and waste 
Snarkypants
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I've popped my thread title cherry! Not gonna lie, I feel like a proper lil Tattlepants now 
(Just parking my fat arse
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(Just parking my fat arse
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VCJR
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I joined Tattle a few months ago. I had already stopped following Rachy and Joycey.
Too many ads, too much bullshit & I finally realised what a despicable pair of fuckwits they really are.
But I have a big bee in my fucking bonnet.
I actually bought the 1st book. Yes, I wasted my money on that "book".
I am deeply ashamed and embarrassed by my actions.
I should have bought a bottle of vodka, it would have been more beneficial to my mental health at the time.
I really believed that she was a genuine survivor of domestic abuse and I believed that her intentions were good.
I believed that she helped domestic abuse victims...
I was 100% wrong and I was completely fooled by the lying and scheming munter that she is.
I was a victim of domestic abuse & it's something that has had a long term impact on my life.
I really thought she cared.
I got that bit wrong.
Every day I am disgusted and appalled by her fraudulent existence.
But it gets worse.
I bought the fucking calendar too!
Too many ads, too much bullshit & I finally realised what a despicable pair of fuckwits they really are.
But I have a big bee in my fucking bonnet.
I actually bought the 1st book. Yes, I wasted my money on that "book".
I am deeply ashamed and embarrassed by my actions.
I should have bought a bottle of vodka, it would have been more beneficial to my mental health at the time.
I really believed that she was a genuine survivor of domestic abuse and I believed that her intentions were good.
I believed that she helped domestic abuse victims...
I was 100% wrong and I was completely fooled by the lying and scheming munter that she is.
I was a victim of domestic abuse & it's something that has had a long term impact on my life.
I really thought she cared.
I got that bit wrong.
Every day I am disgusted and appalled by her fraudulent existence.
But it gets worse.
I bought the fucking calendar too!
Lucyinthesky88
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Probably reading off flash cards she’s holding up for him.
LuckyBlueEyes
VIP Member
I think they’ve absolutely shot themselves in the foot here. Complete overreaction, automatically assuming Debs is someone she isn’t. One quick click and you can see Debs’ account is real. Plenty of posts, followers etc. She’s not the troll with the fake account they’re convinced she is.
goaldigger
VIP Member
I fail to see why she has to travel around the country to witness first hand poverty and homelessness??
Just walk around your local community Rachel, it's fucking grim out there for those below the poverty line.
Those who have to single handedly parent their kids and not palm them off to anyone who happens to be passing by. For those that have to pay for their own way not scam others into paying for their lavish lifestyle. For those who have to say they're not hungry so their kids can eat. For those who are being evicted from their homes and the only option is accepting a tent from the local homeless charity and being told of safe places to sleep.
The money wasted on this jolly around the countryside could have helped someone pay a deposit for a flat, a mother to feed her kids for a week or two, helped someone fleeing DA get to a place of safety.
Fuck she's annoyed me today
Just walk around your local community Rachel, it's fucking grim out there for those below the poverty line.
Those who have to single handedly parent their kids and not palm them off to anyone who happens to be passing by. For those that have to pay for their own way not scam others into paying for their lavish lifestyle. For those who have to say they're not hungry so their kids can eat. For those who are being evicted from their homes and the only option is accepting a tent from the local homeless charity and being told of safe places to sleep.
The money wasted on this jolly around the countryside could have helped someone pay a deposit for a flat, a mother to feed her kids for a week or two, helped someone fleeing DA get to a place of safety.
Fuck she's annoyed me today
Somethink less
Well-known member
I'm just laughing at the 'I miss you xx' and the 'okay' replyThey pay someone to look after the chickens?