A choker can also be symbolised as ownership. Just thought I'd leave that here, make of it what you will.
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Impeccable round upNew thread title thanks to @Hereforthehotteaedited to fit, full version was "Comparing themselves to Yoko and John, but still refuse to admit where the PayPal funds have gone"
Last thread recap:
-Rachaele is still a bleep!
-Edie did some singing which made all the huns froth at the gash about how amazing her voice ismeanwhile it turns out she stopped having singing lessons because she didn't want to be told what to do by the teacher.
-Emily's son climbed up on the unit in front of the tv, and instead of stopping him, Betsy filmed him and uploaded it to her stories. Obviously the risk of injury to him was worth the potential "FML the telly is broken" content that could have been made.
-Some of the chickens have been rehomed so that their run could be made smaller to make room for an aviary. Because when you're passionate about wild birds, putting them in a cage is DEFINITELY the best thing to do
-R and J dumped all 6 kids off on Emily so they could have a #gifted weekend away for R's birthday at Herpes Lodge. They apparently earned the free stay by boosting followers, looks like a cabin in the woods that wouldn't look out of place in a horror film is popular with the huns
-Stabby Jo's boyfriend has been found not guilty of a serious stabbing - local rumour is that he grassed up other local crims in exchange for leniency (and not 2 weeks prior, star witness Stabby Jo spent a lovely afternoon in the company of a police officer
Joyce and a retired police officer Mr Arsetrid. Make of that what you will).
-Rachaele is apparently writing another book, this exciting tale looks to be about being trolled (yawn).
-R got all possessive over some milk and orange juice she had delivered (MINE!). Seb did some excellent next level trolling, including drinking the juice straight out of the bottle, which caused his loving stepmother to say "don't do that, I swear on your life", followed by a plaintive wailing for Jooooooosh". During this Emily was walking around with laundry in her arms, clearly her job title includes "anything Rancid can't be arsed with".
-R's birthday - she kicked the day off nicely by having cereal brought to her in bed, and moaning at Joyce about him having shaken the milk first. No sign of any kids coming to wish her happy birthday, too busy getting ready for school, probably supervised by Betsy or Emily. Then lots of reposts of people blowing smoke up her arse with birthday messages, and the showing off of a ring that Joyce bought for her birthday - which looks like it was dropped in the middle of the motorway and run over by multiple lorries, but whatever floats your boat hun.
-Out for lunch, then out again for dinner, followed by a night in a hotel. So relatable for a couple who have 6 kids and have just had a weekend away. Rachaele went out in a little black dress, spindly heels and red lipstick (even though she doesn't wear lipstick) - some might say, a little overdressed for a Tuesday night in a hipster place popular with studentsmaybe that's why she kept her green fur coat on
-One of Rachaele's followers sent some flowers to Betsy's work for Rach's birthday, because she didn't want to use the PO box. Yep, perfectly normal to look up the address of the workplace of a child you don't know to send flowers to someone you don't know
-Rach has been recording her audio book, available to pre order now for the huns who need some help falling asleep, or don't get enough of her whiny voice on the twelve million stories she uploads every day. Spoiler alert - from the snippet she shared, it sounds tit.
-Big, fancy cake arrived for St Ratchet of Torbaydos, in stark contrast with the cakes each of the children have received for their birthdays (ie none of them had one)
-Emily's birthday, so obviously an opportunity to tell everyone that she's had an SS referral from the trolls". Ok hun.
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fluffy clouds are on their way to you but please don't repost if you do ever recieve them 
Niece broke both wrists?
how the f did I miss that 
Oooooo maybe Emily is a tattlerHow much jealousy was seething from ratchet then when betsy and Jordan were having lunchi hope Emily is secretly ruining her life
And I noticed how Emily reposted photos of herself with her actual friends, not just reposts of followers who don't even know her like R lol
R is definitely jealous of Emily and she is finding it difficult to hide now
Thank you for filling so many roles that I didn’t know needed filling...like childminder, cleaner, home help, chauffeur...
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£390 on a gift for a friend is absolutely obscene to me. There’s not even a member of my close family including my partner that I could warrant spending that much money on for a regular birthday. Showering Emily in expensive gifts to keep her sweet?
And if that’s what she gets spent on a birthday gift imagine what her wage is. No wonder she’s happy to publicly thank Rachel for “being amazing”. I’d be surprised if she really believed it.
Ah there we are thank you to E for showing us the hugely over the top gift I would feel very embarrassed and uncomfortable if a friend bought such a lavish gift, but I guess it just goes to show how much she is rolling in it, that to R it’s not a big deal.
I would feel very embarrassed and uncomfortable if a friend bought such a lavish gift, but I guess it just goes to show how much she is rolling in it, that to R it’s not a big deal.If she’s an employee , I guess Rachel can claim it back on expenses !
Absolute bleeping idiots driving along trying to fit their fists in their mouths in a moving car. I’ve sent those videos to a few idiot motor Facebook pages. Hopefully they’ll have the local police round giving the director of the cic a lesson on how to drive carefully with a child in the car.
Gold finished metal..its not even real gold! Tacky AF 
Very symbolic of R owning E. Again E, run for the hills!
Very symbolic of R owning E. Again E, run for the hills!
What a dig at her actual sisters.
I fully support Emily draining her bank account as long as she knows what she’s doing.
**If you are reading Emily, next time go for this
**If you are reading Emily, next time go for this
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At least Emily will have something valuable to sell to get the duck out of dodge if she needs to!
When your teeth are so bleeping huge that your gigantic bottom lip disappears underneath them.
I know 16/17 year olds drink but it's obvious today she's had one and to allow it all over social media and then moan when social services are always called 
Remember the thing she shared last night about just being happy if you see people enjoying themselves .... hhhmmmmI just had to go back and watch it again because the utter spite here has completely floored me. What kind of person does this? It’s blown my mind. Incidentally that’s her daughter. She’s challenging her daughter for a friendship
Where did Rachel get that choker from
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Ah nah I wouldn’t take that as a dig. Now if she had said “bestest sister ever“ then ya
She seems to be spending her birthday evening with 16 year old Betsy. Not sure if that’s weirder than spending it with 39 year old Rach.
She has her mum's mouth and face shape. Dad's nose and eyes. Hair from mum as she doesn't appear to be ginger.
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