New thread title thanks to
@Hereforthehottea 
edited to fit, full version was "Comparing themselves to Yoko and John, but still refuse to admit where the PayPal funds have gone"
Last thread recap:
-Rachaele is still a cunt!
-Edie did some singing which made all the huns froth at the gash about how amazing her voice is
meanwhile it turns out she stopped having singing lessons because she didn't want to be told what to do by the teacher.
-Emily's son climbed up on the unit in front of the tv, and instead of stopping him, Betsy filmed him and uploaded it to her stories. Obviously the risk of injury to him was worth the potential "FML the telly is broken" content that could have been made.
-Some of the chickens have been rehomed so that their run could be made smaller to make room for an aviary. Because when you're passionate about wild birds, putting them in a cage is DEFINITELY the best thing to do
-R and J dumped all 6 kids off on Emily so they could have a #gifted weekend away for R's birthday at Herpes Lodge. They apparently earned the free stay by boosting followers, looks like a cabin in the woods that wouldn't look out of place in a horror film is popular with the huns
-Stabby Jo's boyfriend has been found not guilty of a serious stabbing - local rumour is that he grassed up other local crims in exchange for leniency (and not 2 weeks prior, star witness Stabby Jo spent a lovely afternoon in the company of a police officer
Joyce and a retired police officer Mr Arsetrid. Make of that what you will).
-Rachaele is apparently writing another book, this exciting tale looks to be about being trolled (yawn).
-R got all possessive over some milk and orange juice she had delivered (MINE!). Seb did some excellent next level trolling, including drinking the juice straight out of the bottle, which caused his loving stepmother to say "don't do that, I swear on your life", followed by a plaintive wailing for Jooooooosh". During this Emily was walking around with laundry in her arms, clearly her job title includes "anything Rancid can't be arsed with".
-R's birthday - she kicked the day off nicely by having cereal brought to her in bed, and moaning at Joyce about him having shaken the milk first. No sign of any kids coming to wish her happy birthday, too busy getting ready for school, probably supervised by Betsy or Emily. Then lots of reposts of people blowing smoke up her arse with birthday messages, and the showing off of a ring that Joyce bought for her birthday - which looks like it was dropped in the middle of the motorway and run over by multiple lorries, but whatever floats your boat hun.
-Out for lunch, then out again for dinner, followed by a night in a hotel. So relatable for a couple who have 6 kids and have just had a weekend away. Rachaele went out in a little black dress, spindly heels and red lipstick (even though she doesn't wear lipstick) - some might say, a little overdressed for a Tuesday night in a hipster place popular with students
maybe that's why she kept her green fur coat on
-One of Rachaele's followers sent some flowers to Betsy's work for Rach's birthday, because she didn't want to use the PO box. Yep, perfectly normal to look up the address of the workplace of a child you don't know to send flowers to someone you don't know
-Rach has been recording her audio book, available to pre order now for the huns who need some help falling asleep, or don't get enough of her whiny voice on the twelve million stories she uploads every day. Spoiler alert - from the snippet she shared, it sounds shit.
-Big, fancy cake arrived for St Ratchet of Torbaydos, in stark contrast with the cakes each of the children have received for their birthdays (ie none of them had one)
-Emily's birthday, so obviously an opportunity to tell everyone that she's had an SS referral from the trolls". Ok hun.
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Definite Sound of Music vibes going on there and I’m waiting for her to break into song with PC von Marshall......
Stealing husbands and shagging in woods
That photo just made me feel the urge to comment. R needs to get a grip and realise there are many sides to every story. Imagine the rest of her family has too much dignity to comment here.
. Incidentally that’s her daughter. She’s challenging her daughter for a friendship
