We all know that Rachel Hambleton cannot write a decent book (or a sentence), despite being a "Sunday Times Bestseller"
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He first and second book were almost the same and her 3rd book, the worst of the 3, was similar, but discussed the sex lives of some of her biological & stolen children. It also insulted her parents and siblings. Surely she's bled the Patchwork family, her childhood trauma and her make believe domestic abuse dry?
But, she still has her youngest unwanted and unloved child to make a lot of money from.
She has the story of Wibble, her level 3, non verbal, violent, autistic son to sell.
"Wilbur and his dinosaurs go on a magical camper van adventure".
The magic dinosaurs help him to speak and they have wonderful adventures every night when his uncaring and evil parents are off their tits, snorting talc 'n' powder, fairy dust and drinking magic ginger beer.
One small paragraph on each page and a half decent illustrator is all that's needed.
She can self publish.
Again
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Distribute the books to all her (not) besties in the Instagram world and fund another book tour.
Watch this space.
Hi Rachel.
bleep.
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
He first and second book were almost the same and her 3rd book, the worst of the 3, was similar, but discussed the sex lives of some of her biological & stolen children. It also insulted her parents and siblings. Surely she's bled the Patchwork family, her childhood trauma and her make believe domestic abuse dry?
But, she still has her youngest unwanted and unloved child to make a lot of money from.
She has the story of Wibble, her level 3, non verbal, violent, autistic son to sell.
"Wilbur and his dinosaurs go on a magical camper van adventure".
The magic dinosaurs help him to speak and they have wonderful adventures every night when his uncaring and evil parents are off their tits, snorting talc 'n' powder, fairy dust and drinking magic ginger beer.
One small paragraph on each page and a half decent illustrator is all that's needed.
She can self publish.
Again
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Distribute the books to all her (not) besties in the Instagram world and fund another book tour.
Watch this space.
Hi Rachel.
bleep.