I'm roaring
. Look at the wonky eyebrows! It's more unfortunate than when Rolf Harris did The Queen hahahaha
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. Look at the wonky eyebrows! It's more unfortunate than when Rolf Harris did The Queen hahahahaI really don’t understand this collab!! It’s utterly bizarre
holy cow… 
that is hideous
that is hideousCouldn’t have said it better myself
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It's an artist who has clearly seen her coming. She will have paid good money for this collaboration. All the financial risks will be on her. Massive bloody ego on her.
Her mouth looks like a big anus, swollen with piles. Pretty true to life then
What a hideous mess!
Not including the nose and lips.
I think she needs to find a reputable cosmetic surgeon to undo all that she's had done.
With the teeth, she needs to go back to her original Orthodontist and get her teeth done properly.
Or dentures, would really suit you bubs.
Drier than the bleeping Sahara. Skin and who???? Its not working. Her face is like brick dust
Definitely no conscience, she shared most of them on Patreon. She also showed a dinosaur cardigan, the two necklaces from Josh's mum and a pair of trousers from Jo.Strange that she never showed many of her birthday presents. The jewellery from GG and the boots. What was in the Dior boxes at the top of the pile of presents? Not suddenly getting a conscience Rach and not wanting to appear too ostentatious? Spotted Paignton rattled you a bit ( but obviously not enough to show us the bedroom renos and talking about going shopping again)
(Compressing the files makes her fake tan look even more ridiculous, sorry about that
)Aha I see!! I didn’t know that she would have to pay for it. I thought he had chosen her and I just couldn’t see why.
Why are GG and Mannah spending hundreds of pounds in her birthday present??
I do t spend that on any of my family kids & husband. It’s just weird.
Actually just seen skims aren’t as expensive as I thought and there’s a sale on!
I do t spend that on any of my family kids & husband. It’s just weird.
Actually just seen skims aren’t as expensive as I thought and there’s a sale on!
She doesn’t give a flying f*ck does she.
I know she didn’t pay for the jeans well she did as she probably gave him pocket money but £88 for jeans that’s not even my weekly shop now everything has gone up
I know she didn’t pay for the jeans well she did as she probably gave him pocket money but £88 for jeans that’s not even my weekly shop now everything has gone up
I stood in Lidl tonight and hummed and hawed about splashing out on lurpack ! And I decided not to !!She doesn’t give a flying f*ck does she.
I know she didn’t pay for the jeans well she did as she probably gave him pocket money but £88 for jeans that’s not even my weekly shop now everything has gone up
It was the way she said how much they cost etc … and then another pair of trainers to compensate her mum not buying her a pair
They've spelt it RELB at the top, not REBL
She sounds like a 12 year old going on about the amount of presents she's got for her birthday. And will be threatening everyone and throwing tantrums if they don't get her enough presents.
Like Dudley Dursley in Harry Potter. Each year, she needs one more gift than the last. Pathetic. I'm honestly the reverse, begging people not to waste their money on crap I don't need or want. A box of chocolate fingers is fine with me.
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Entirely speculation on my part, but can't think of another reasonable explanation.
I wish she'd really splashed out and got Damien Hurst to pop her in some formaldehyde in the middle of The Tate. Sadly, not to be.
If you're gonna sell something for 6 and a half grand at least run a spell check ffs
I think he’s captured her perfectly
Theres a fist and dagger (violence) a snake (she is) a dollar sign (obvious) a horse (her teeth) an aeroplane (oh are we) yellow and black streaky hair (needs a good wash) a slightly wonky nose (
) and a mouth like a puckered arse about to release some crap (
) done in chav style cheap and bright…except it’s not cheap and she’s not that bright 
Well done that man, a work of art
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