Amazing new thread title thanks to @Wotsit we would have got you a Β£300 Dyson hair styler thing, but we're all broke after pouring our cash into the Snatchwork Shitshow to fund Rabid's lifestyle, sorry about that babe!
First of all, the results of the poll are in, and the winner of the nickname for the new campervan bought with Β£55k of fresh air was
Scampervan!
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- well, well, well, it turns out that the Β£55k of "fresh air" spent on a campervan was all because the parents of Wilby's little friend from preschool have one! Imagine having Β£55k to drop just to keep up with your latest bestie π«£
- despite nobody being allowed to go near Wilby's animals, he started kicking off when his friend had a remote control car and he wanted a go
- meanwhile, a post appeared on the local Spotted page on Facebook from someone saying they'd been trying to contact the Snatchwork house for a friend, but had been unable to. Employee Dani commented that it's a referral only service (this was on a Saturday, so nobody would be able to get a referral until at least Monday). A comment advised to contact them on Instagram, another pointed out that arselicker Jo had heart reacted a couple of comments but not commented with any help or advice despite being a director of Snatchwork
the comments soon descended into chaos, with a "Felicity" claiming that she had been on the knock off Freedom course, and going on to say that Dani is a volunteer not an employee, she has no qualifications, she was given the role by Racket as part of a rehab programme, and she's a prominent troll on Tattle. "Felicity" also commented that two members off staff had been dismissed due to illegal substances being taken and stored at the centre.
- after laying a sleeping bag out on the floor in Go Outdoors, it transpires that they didn't even buy it, instead dropping Β£128 on a blanket. Β£128 for ONE blanket. Tell me again about how you're "living on fresh air" and "can't afford to run the trauma course" Rawhide.
- That fresh air seems to be the gift that keeps on giving, now stretching to afford tickets to Bestival for Edie, Wilbert, and Edie's friend.
- back at the murder mansion, and Lula and Edie were shouting at each other over phone chargers, with Wilby standing at the bottom of the stairs shouting at them to stop. Rabies waded in to join in the shouting (while filming of course).
- Bratsy, who has been swanning around in designer gear and using the latest iPhones since she was about 14, and is currently on an extended holiday exclusively funded by Rawhide, sent her a post about "when your parents aren't rich". Deluded much?
- Rancid shared a post from Bratsy, making a point of saying that everyone else was having beer while BeKind was holding a can of Coke "Mothers daughter". Yeah, didn't share the other photo where she was also drinking a bottle of beer, did you?!
- a plug for Patreon, a plug for the Snatchwork prize draw, and an affiliate link for all the gear she bought for their camping trip. She may as well say "just give me all your cash, you thick bastards".
- Joyce is off to do the school run in the camper van.
- back on PatreCON, Rabies was livid that Seb asked her for Β£50 towards a tracksuit he wanted, then paid Β£42 for his girlfriend to get her nails done. Ratshit kept going "but that's my money I gave you, so I've paid for her nails". Whatever she then went on to say that Seb's girlfriend had stayed over, and Joyce went into his room without knocking, and they were both FULLY NAKED. Pervy Patricia was snorting away at the thought of Five Grand Watch Fred catching Seb and his girlfriend in the buff 
here's a thought Rancid, try NOT sharing that information with your paying followers, give your stepson and his girlfriend a bit of privacy and respect. The story made no sense anyway, because one minute she said she was "in the kitchen looking for a charger", and the next she was "upstairs brushing her teeth" 
- later, still on PatreCON, she said that they're decorating Lula and Isaac's bedrooms (and as much as admitted that Isaac doesn't sleep there, as he's too tall to get into his cabin bed). The rooms which were only decorated a year or two ago. Talk about throwing money away.
- the Spotted post drama rumbled on, with Racket talking about it on one of her Patreon rambles. She said that the trolls had gone hard on Jo, but didn't mention Dani (despite the fact that the only comment about Jo was that she hadn't commented despite having seen the post, and lots of potentially damaging accusations being made about Dani). The following day, "Felicity" was back, claiming she had spoken to Rancid, who had assured her she would be addressing the allegations over the donated money on her stories. Flick hun, we've been waiting 4 years for that, I doubt she's about to start being open and honest now. Meanwhile, Edie's paternal grandma had caught wind of the post, and and was liking various comments
- #couplegoals pissed off in the new van so that Birdwatching Brian could try and spot some tits while Bestselling Author Brenda tried to come up with some new book ideas. Here's my suggestion - give it the duck up, love. You've written two tit autobiographical books, and a tit fiction (that was so similar to your own life, you may as well have called that non-fiction as well).
- fellow Instacunt Charlotte Dawson (did you know her dad was famous?) has moaned about "being trolled" and having social services called (for any Tattlers that don't know, she has many threads and a very detailed wiki), so OF COURSE old Rashflaps has jumped on the bandwagon, still claiming to have been horrifically trolled change the record Rambo, we've heard it all before.
- then, despite alllllllllll the money coming in "for Patchwork", she's on the beg for a double buggy for someone. Just get Jo approve some finance, like she did for that Β£55k camper van that's sat on your drive hun.
- Racquetball had a "birthday eve lunch with my girls" aka various employees plus Merlot Malcolm. Last year they clubbed together and got her Gucci, this time it's a Shark airstyler. Wonder if Jo authorised the payment for that as well, seeing as it was Β£300.
- Wilbert's got gold stars for using the potty at preschool, well it's no wonder when he's left to toilet himself and wipe his own arse at home
- Rampant's birthday vomfest dawned, starting with a sickening card from Bratsy. She threw in a reference to her life being tit when she was little, and ended talking about "coexisting" together inherited her mum's talent for writing a load of old tit.
- many, many, many reposts of birthday wishes from her mates, and she spent the afternoon asleep in the camper van while Creepy Colin took a photo.
- after a Tattler asked if anyone had the video from Rawhide's 40th party where she wrapped her crusty BV- infected flaps around her brother in law's neck, Bratsy kindly obliged by putting it on her stories
excellent trolling from the favourite child there!
- meanwhile, the Spotted post carried on, with "Tattelle Paypalscam" joining the chat. Links to our Wiki were posted (welcome, new lurkers!) and Edie's nan was doing some top level trolling by continuing to like comments elsewhere on the same page, it was shared that Stacey Solomon was in Paignton doing some filming, and "Tattelle" commented asking whether she'd be visiting Ratshit for her birthday, and noting that she could ask her about the money issue. As with everything where Toothy Tina is mentioned, it quickly degenerated into a free for all, with some huns avidly defending their queen, while others pointed out the amount being paid in Patreon while claiming to be running out of money and living on fresh air. It goes without saying that we all hope Ratfink enjoys her weekend away at Herpes Lodge loving Sloshy the hardest while she has no WiFi
- one of the reposted birthday stories included Ratchet seemingly in a bathroom/toilet with notes (cash) scattered around, and a suspicious looking pile of a white substance on the floor but it couldn't possibly be an illegal substance could it, seeing as St Rabies doesn't even drink as she hates the taste, and has previously said that many of the women she "saves" have either been on drugs themselves, or abused by partners who take them
- the Snatchwork family, complete with toxic mum, headed out for a meal to celebrate the only birthday in the house that Rambo cares about. She whined like a toddler because Wilbert didn't want to sing happy birthday
- BeKind managed to order and send a custom print of herself and the Patreon Saint with the camper van - the prints have a lead time of 2 weeks but they only bought it last week...
- a card from Seb apparently has him calling her "mum" - but in different handwriting and pen (plus we all know he doesn't call her mum, ever)
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
First of all, the results of the poll are in, and the winner of the nickname for the new campervan bought with Β£55k of fresh air was
Scampervan!Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- well, well, well, it turns out that the Β£55k of "fresh air" spent on a campervan was all because the parents of Wilby's little friend from preschool have one! Imagine having Β£55k to drop just to keep up with your latest bestie π«£
- despite nobody being allowed to go near Wilby's animals, he started kicking off when his friend had a remote control car and he wanted a go
- meanwhile, a post appeared on the local Spotted page on Facebook from someone saying they'd been trying to contact the Snatchwork house for a friend, but had been unable to. Employee Dani commented that it's a referral only service (this was on a Saturday, so nobody would be able to get a referral until at least Monday). A comment advised to contact them on Instagram, another pointed out that arselicker Jo had heart reacted a couple of comments but not commented with any help or advice despite being a director of Snatchwork
the comments soon descended into chaos, with a "Felicity" claiming that she had been on the knock off Freedom course, and going on to say that Dani is a volunteer not an employee, she has no qualifications, she was given the role by Racket as part of a rehab programme, and she's a prominent troll on Tattle. "Felicity" also commented that two members off staff had been dismissed due to illegal substances being taken and stored at the centre.- after laying a sleeping bag out on the floor in Go Outdoors, it transpires that they didn't even buy it, instead dropping Β£128 on a blanket. Β£128 for ONE blanket. Tell me again about how you're "living on fresh air" and "can't afford to run the trauma course" Rawhide.
- That fresh air seems to be the gift that keeps on giving, now stretching to afford tickets to Bestival for Edie, Wilbert, and Edie's friend.
- back at the murder mansion, and Lula and Edie were shouting at each other over phone chargers, with Wilby standing at the bottom of the stairs shouting at them to stop. Rabies waded in to join in the shouting (while filming of course).
- Bratsy, who has been swanning around in designer gear and using the latest iPhones since she was about 14, and is currently on an extended holiday exclusively funded by Rawhide, sent her a post about "when your parents aren't rich". Deluded much?
- Rancid shared a post from Bratsy, making a point of saying that everyone else was having beer while BeKind was holding a can of Coke "Mothers daughter". Yeah, didn't share the other photo where she was also drinking a bottle of beer, did you?!
- a plug for Patreon, a plug for the Snatchwork prize draw, and an affiliate link for all the gear she bought for their camping trip. She may as well say "just give me all your cash, you thick bastards".
- Joyce is off to do the school run in the camper van.
- back on PatreCON, Rabies was livid that Seb asked her for Β£50 towards a tracksuit he wanted, then paid Β£42 for his girlfriend to get her nails done. Ratshit kept going "but that's my money I gave you, so I've paid for her nails". Whatever
she then went on to say that Seb's girlfriend had stayed over, and Joyce went into his room without knocking, and they were both FULLY NAKED. Pervy Patricia was snorting away at the thought of Five Grand Watch Fred catching Seb and his girlfriend in the buff here's a thought Rancid, try NOT sharing that information with your paying followers, give your stepson and his girlfriend a bit of privacy and respect. The story made no sense anyway, because one minute she said she was "in the kitchen looking for a charger", and the next she was "upstairs brushing her teeth" - later, still on PatreCON, she said that they're decorating Lula and Isaac's bedrooms (and as much as admitted that Isaac doesn't sleep there, as he's too tall to get into his cabin bed). The rooms which were only decorated a year or two ago. Talk about throwing money away.
- the Spotted post drama rumbled on, with Racket talking about it on one of her Patreon rambles. She said that the trolls had gone hard on Jo, but didn't mention Dani (despite the fact that the only comment about Jo was that she hadn't commented despite having seen the post, and lots of potentially damaging accusations being made about Dani). The following day, "Felicity" was back, claiming she had spoken to Rancid, who had assured her she would be addressing the allegations over the donated money on her stories. Flick hun, we've been waiting 4 years for that, I doubt she's about to start being open and honest now. Meanwhile, Edie's paternal grandma had caught wind of the post, and and was liking various comments
- #couplegoals pissed off in the new van so that Birdwatching Brian could try and spot some tits while Bestselling Author Brenda tried to come up with some new book ideas. Here's my suggestion - give it the duck up, love. You've written two tit autobiographical books, and a tit fiction (that was so similar to your own life, you may as well have called that non-fiction as well).
- fellow Instacunt Charlotte Dawson (did you know her dad was famous?) has moaned about "being trolled" and having social services called (for any Tattlers that don't know, she has many threads and a very detailed wiki), so OF COURSE old Rashflaps has jumped on the bandwagon, still claiming to have been horrifically trolled
change the record Rambo, we've heard it all before.- then, despite alllllllllll the money coming in "for Patchwork", she's on the beg for a double buggy for someone. Just get Jo approve some finance, like she did for that Β£55k camper van that's sat on your drive hun.
- Racquetball had a "birthday eve lunch with my girls" aka various employees plus Merlot Malcolm. Last year they clubbed together and got her Gucci, this time it's a Shark airstyler. Wonder if Jo authorised the payment for that as well, seeing as it was Β£300.
- Wilbert's got gold stars for using the potty at preschool, well it's no wonder when he's left to toilet himself and wipe his own arse at home
- Rampant's birthday vomfest dawned, starting with a sickening card from Bratsy. She threw in a reference to her life being tit when she was little, and ended talking about "coexisting" together
inherited her mum's talent for writing a load of old tit. - many, many, many reposts of birthday wishes from her mates, and she spent the afternoon asleep in the camper van while Creepy Colin took a photo.
- after a Tattler asked if anyone had the video from Rawhide's 40th party where she wrapped her crusty BV- infected flaps around her brother in law's neck, Bratsy kindly obliged by putting it on her stories
excellent trolling from the favourite child there! - meanwhile, the Spotted post carried on, with "Tattelle Paypalscam" joining the chat. Links to our Wiki were posted (welcome, new lurkers!) and Edie's nan was doing some top level trolling by continuing to like comments
elsewhere on the same page, it was shared that Stacey Solomon was in Paignton doing some filming, and "Tattelle" commented asking whether she'd be visiting Ratshit for her birthday, and noting that she could ask her about the money issue. As with everything where Toothy Tina is mentioned, it quickly degenerated into a free for all, with some huns avidly defending their queen, while others pointed out the amount being paid in Patreon while claiming to be running out of money and living on fresh air. It goes without saying that we all hope Ratfink enjoys her weekend away at Herpes Lodge loving Sloshy the hardest while she has no WiFi - one of the reposted birthday stories included Ratchet seemingly in a bathroom/toilet with notes (cash) scattered around, and a suspicious looking pile of a white substance on the floor
but it couldn't possibly be an illegal substance could it, seeing as St Rabies doesn't even drink as she hates the taste, and has previously said that many of the women she "saves" have either been on drugs themselves, or abused by partners who take them - the Snatchwork family, complete with toxic mum, headed out for a meal to celebrate the only birthday in the house that Rambo cares about. She whined like a toddler because Wilbert didn't want to sing happy birthday
- BeKind managed to order and send a custom print of herself and the Patreon Saint with the camper van - the prints have a lead time of 2 weeks but they only bought it last week...
- a card from Seb apparently has him calling her "mum" - but in different handwriting and pen (plus we all know he doesn't call her mum, ever)
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
This has not been a good week for the scammer and I have loved every minute of it 
cheers 
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