Howling imagining Raq and Slosh saying that patting themselves on the back like they’re Colleen RooneyIt’s brilliant. ‘Her username is Emily Chambers, so I deduce that she is called….Emily Chambers’
PTWM #161 Turkish tracksuits and a knickerless hoof. Where's the money Rach, tell the truth!
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“Now I know for certain which account / individual it's comes from. I have saved and screenshotted all the original stories which clearly show just one person has viewed them. It’s………. Emily Chamber’s account.”Howling imagining Raq and Slosh saying that patting themselves on the back like they’re Colleen Rooney
Scamatha Christie should be Rach’s new nickname“Now I know for certain which account / individual it's comes from. I have saved and screenshotted all the original stories which clearly show just one person has viewed them. It’s………. Emily Chamber’s account.”
*new drama starring Michael Sheen as Joyce incoming*“Now I know for certain which account / individual it's comes from. I have saved and screenshotted all the original stories which clearly show just one person has viewed them. It’s………. Emily Chamber’s account.”
You guys are cracking me up so much!
I’ve got a little treat for you. I’ve just zoomed in on the voice note because there were a lot of names and numbers to block out… enjoy!
I’ve got a little treat for you. I’ve just zoomed in on the voice note because there were a lot of names and numbers to block out… enjoy!
Why has she got her husband to do it? Think she’s scared of setting up an account and realising the Queen is actually a top scamming wanker?
Oh Derek. Dear, dear Derek. Are there actually any people under 75 called Derek? Or, if there are, who would admit to being called Derek?
How excited did they sound though? Bet they are beside themselves reading here tonight. Go on Derek, come back, but don't duck us up, I don't think I'd like that. Happy to chat with you and signpost you to the local paint drying watching clubs to maybe add a bit of excitement in your life.
EDITED as way too many buts in there. Sounded like a hun had written it.
Oh God he even sounds simple 
Poor old Derek, a true Brexit geezer.
Poor old Derek, a true Brexit geezer.
I bet Derek doesn’t know what fingering isI bet Derek fingers like sloshy
it’s….. Emily Chambers accountHowling imagining Raq and Slosh saying that patting themselves on the back like they’re Colleen Rooney
If my husband EVER said he was going to join rattle to duck things up for the huns I’d genuinely class myself a lesbian because he’s clearly a female. What a sad sad twit of a husband and what a pathetic little wife he has. They clearly have sex on birthdays with the lights out watching erotica.
Don’t duck me up derek pls you hard man.
My toddler has a more authoritative tone . Absolute wet wipe
Don’t duck me up derek pls you hard man.
My toddler has a more authoritative tone . Absolute wet wipe
I think old Del Boy and queen Nikki fancy themselves as the new besties of raq and slosh! Move over Astrid and Simon you have been replaced! They are prob hoping for a couples weekend at herpes lodge or an invite to next years patchwork Christmas party! 
Derek definitely sounds like a Derek. Bet he would love to finger sloshy Joshua's bumhole
I could see these 2 with their own show on BBC2
Someone buy Rhubarb a new fruit bowl readyI think old Del Boy and queen Nikki fancy themselves as the new besties of raq and slosh! Move over Astrid and Simon you have been replaced! They are prob hoping for a couples weekend at herpes lodge or an invite to next years patchwork Christmas party!
Let the swapping commence
I bet he tells his workmates that his wife is “friends” with Rach
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