I think the more pressing matter is who’s looking after the kids when Derek and wifey are bleeping up Tattle? Someone needs to think of the children.
PTWM #161 Turkish tracksuits and a knickerless hoof. Where's the money Rach, tell the truth!
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Soz I never keep up with this thread, it moves too fast, but I just wanna say how annoying it is hearing Betsy say “central” 500 times, I have never in my life heard anyone call it “central”. It’s always referred to as town. Some people further out might say the city centre if they live nearer bootle or birko or somewhere else they call town instead but literally never heard anyone refer to town as central.
But she doesn’t even live in Liverpool anyway, she’s in Maghull, which is in Sefton. It’s closer to Ormskirk. Don’t even know what colour bins they have up there but they ain’t purple.
But she doesn’t even live in Liverpool anyway, she’s in Maghull, which is in Sefton. It’s closer to Ormskirk. Don’t even know what colour bins they have up there but they ain’t purple.
Dear Derek,
Thank you for your offer to duck us up. I'd like to help you by sharing a secret: biggest thing you could do to silence us, the vile, poorly-in-the-head Tattle Trolls... if you could just let us know where the PayPal money went, we'd have very little else to talk about. Although, bonus duck ups would include sending pics of the governor at Styal next to the 1000s of gifts for the poor babies, and also the truth about all the gift list vouchers. Platinum level duck up would be a copy of Sloshy's dismissal hearing transcript
Derek, if you duck us up like this, we won't be able to carry on doing what we really love. You'd win the hearts, minds and festering genitals of Lord and Lady Scammington of Thieving Towers, Paignton. Do this, Derek, and you will be king.
Yours sincerely
Charlie Crumpet
Thank you for your offer to duck us up. I'd like to help you by sharing a secret: biggest thing you could do to silence us, the vile, poorly-in-the-head Tattle Trolls... if you could just let us know where the PayPal money went, we'd have very little else to talk about. Although, bonus duck ups would include sending pics of the governor at Styal next to the 1000s of gifts for the poor babies, and also the truth about all the gift list vouchers. Platinum level duck up would be a copy of Sloshy's dismissal hearing transcript
Derek, if you duck us up like this, we won't be able to carry on doing what we really love. You'd win the hearts, minds and festering genitals of Lord and Lady Scammington of Thieving Towers, Paignton. Do this, Derek, and you will be king.
Yours sincerely
Charlie Crumpet
Come on Derek, show yourself!
In fact no, scrap that
In fact no, scrap that
Ffs, dereks got his flasher’s Mac outCome on Derek, show yourself!
In fact no, scrap that
Rach's face when she sees we are now discussing Derek instead of her.
Is Derek Queen Nicki's wife?
he sounds like Malcolm from accounts trying to act the big tough guy… oh this is going to be great
Derek is now on the toxic pile
Derek couldn’t duck tit up in a wet paper bag on his own
Mrs Derek must be so proud
No wonder they all think Slosh is hubby goals if that drip is what they settled for
Im dead
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He probably collects trolleys for asda on the weekends
Eta... scrap that, its sainsburys!! Hoping to bump into josh having his morning tit
No he belongs to one of the diehards. All this fun and frolicking happened before it all turned sour.
Derek! Reveal yourself!!!!!!
Got the tattle girls there too clapping him on! Dorothy, Charlie, Cassandra and Emily!
Got the tattle girls there too clapping him on! Dorothy, Charlie, Cassandra and Emily!
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duck off
I’m done Tattle bastards..likey or no lighty for Derek
I’m hoping for a power cut personally
Mrs Derek wants to keep an eye on her bloke, we all know what Rach is like with other people’s husbands
I am bleeping HOWLING at that voice note he cannot be real hahahaha Danger Derek
he cannot be real hahahaha Danger Derek- Status