Bless his little heart, he tried so hard with that. He was so proud of himself. You should have heard his little excited voice notes. Even sat giggling to himself while writing it according to his wife!Real wordsmith is our Derek
PTWM #161 Turkish tracksuits and a knickerless hoof. Where's the money Rach, tell the truth!
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can they claim it through the business as a company car??
Can someone explain why, when I look up services using the key words *domestic abuse *women's refuge *woman support * domestic violence help in Paignton, does her garbage patch club not come up as a google suggestion?
I bet his wife is called Karen though hahaIs Derek the male Karen??
These menLet’s not give him too much air time but shall we nominate one troll to reply to Derek’s queries? I think @Dorothy-redshoes might want to take this one? After all they are your number one fans
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Nah, I reckon him and Mrs Derek have a shared Facebook account
nothing says one of you is a cheater more than "DereknJoan McCunty" 
@chickenshopcharlie I don’t even feel worthy enough to type your name…you absolute bloody legend…
You sure have taken one for the team…I applaud you, I thank you, I bow to you…!!!!!
You sure have taken one for the team…I applaud you, I thank you, I bow to you…!!!!!
“your perfect pathetic lives” surely it’s one or the other Derek?Let’s not give him too much air time but shall we nominate one troll to reply to Derek’s queries? I think @Dorothy-redshoes might want to take this one? After all they are your number one fans
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Well thanks Derek, iv not laughed this much at this thread in a while 
comedy gold
comedy goldBreaking News! A 3 year old who has travelled somewhere a 2 hours drive away, was excited to see some of his favourite animals, walked for ages in the rain, didn't have any dinner and instead was fed ice cream with a chocolate flake had a "meltdown" in the car on the return 2 hour journey. No you twit he is a toddler who is tired and hungry. Simple!
I bet Derek has never even dreamed of pleasing so many women at onceWell thanks Derek, iv not laughed this much at this thread in a while
LMFAO!Nah, I reckon him and Mrs Derek have a shared Facebook account
Oh poor hen pecked Derek, I’ve not read anything that tragic in a while
*you’reLet’s not give him too much air time but shall we nominate one troll to reply to Derek’s queries? I think @Dorothy-redshoes might want to take this one? After all they are your number one fans
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@chickenshopcharlie that was incredible. I tested COVID positive this morning and my daughter this afternoon. I'm not feeling too bad when the paracetamol kicks in. Reading your words made me laugh (and cough). You deserve a Sunday Times Bestseller award for that. Absolute perfection 
Love it when a new character comes into the fold !
I am on the Joyce juice
so can’t think of a name for Derek
I am on the Joyce juice
so can’t think of a name for Derek I was thinking it was new from the interior… ASIF you’d take a 1 day old car to Safari!
Oh god you’ve just reminded me. This was all a while ago. After one of his voice notes he passed the phone back to Mrs dimwit and she goes ‘ok thank you, love you’ I pissed myself laughing.LMFAO!
Oh poor hen pecked Derek, I’ve not read anything that tragic in a while
I listened to that so many times He’d done his job and now he got his pat on the head.
Derek
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When you put it like that... I'd be pissed at the whole situation and I'm a 30 year old
No wonder the poor kid had a "meltdown"
He was also probably freezing after being made to eat ice-cream in the freezing cold.
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