PTWM #161 Turkish tracksuits and a knickerless hoof. Where's the money Rach, tell the truth!
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I would bet my last Rolo on Derek having his head flushed down the bog many a time at secondary school 🫣.. What a looser 
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He sounds a bit simple bless him, sandwich short of a picnic Derk?
. He sounds a bit simple bless him, sandwich short of a picnic Derk?
Dreary Derek belongs to feisty Frankie who was one of the main hard core whatsapp huns that @chickenshopcharlie described in her run down. Unfortunately the main WhatsApp is still as dead as a dodo but you can bet your Nellie that whichever sub group FF is in she’s having a major rant tonight cos 150% she will have seen all this going down on here
"Derekkkkk, those tattle bastards are at it again, can you come and duck tit up please, thanks love youDreary Derek belongs to feisty Frankie who was one of the main hard core whatsapp huns that @chickenshopcharlie described in her run down. Unfortunately the main WhatsApp is still as dead as a dodo but you can bet your Nellie that whichever sub group FF is in she’s having a major rant tonight cos 150% she will have seen all this going down on here
"Well tonight has felt like the tattle Xmas party. must turn in now though. Thanks for making me laugh so much tonight ladies 
Night huns
night Derek
Night huns
night Derek 
Danger danger, Derek please don’t hurt us.
I am howling after catching up tonight
Aww poor Derek what a poor simple soul he is
Ratshit will be spitting feathers reading that the huns and notqueen Nikki are turning themselves against her
And Bekind do duck off trying to be an influencer it’s not going to happen and all it’s showing is your glaring lack of intelligence
Aww poor Derek what a poor simple soul he is
Ratshit will be spitting feathers reading that the huns and notqueen Nikki are turning themselves against her
And Bekind do duck off trying to be an influencer it’s not going to happen and all it’s showing is your glaring lack of intelligence
Thanks for cheering me up tonight tattlers. It’s been hilarious.
I loved that voice note so much. I literally laughed more than I have since I got the giggles in Miss Smith’s history class when two boys had a scrap. Especially loved the earnest “love ya” at the end. 
Derek and his toy soldiers -
Is this the Army that Rach promised was coming for the Tattle trolls in the Summer of 2019?
Is this the Army that Rach promised was coming for the Tattle trolls in the Summer of 2019?
Does she keep deactivating her Instagram? I have them all blocked and go in for a nosy if I see something on here but sometimes she isn't in my blocked list then reappears
the “love you” at the end of the voicenote has killed me"Derekkkkk, those tattle bastards are at it again, can you come and duck tit up please, thanks love you
if my other half did that, i’d be dryer than the sahara desert
Aww just listened to Deidre deeks voice note. Quaking in ma fake Ugg boots here if he going to stir tit up.
Bet he is the wee skinny husband and she is the big fat wife with white leggings on and a scrunchie !
Did he record that in the ad break during loose woman ???
Bet he is the wee skinny husband and she is the big fat wife with white leggings on and a scrunchie !
Did he record that in the ad break during loose woman ???
Sorry to break up the party (Derek
) but them eating ice cream in the rain, duck right off. I know that area and there's a mcdonalds about 20 minutes away which seems to be their staple diet anyway. Can't wait for their Christmas day family photo post, literally counting down the hours now, will they only have the other golden child Edie and possibly Wilby if he hasn't been abandoned in his room, everyone else will be excluded.
) but them eating ice cream in the rain, duck right off. I know that area and there's a mcdonalds about 20 minutes away which seems to be their staple diet anyway. Can't wait for their Christmas day family photo post, literally counting down the hours now, will they only have the other golden child Edie and possibly Wilby if he hasn't been abandoned in his room, everyone else will be excluded.
Derek the Destroyer sounds like something Slosh & Wrecks picked up in the sex shop!
Unless it’s him fingering a plug socketPlease dont put Josh and fingering in the same sentence again
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