Oh god don’t give her ideasThe garden end goal seems so far away? Yes Mick cos you have an actual park for your garden . Surprised they haven't got a groundsman
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Oh god don’t give her ideasThe garden end goal seems so far away? Yes Mick cos you have an actual park for your garden . Surprised they haven't got a groundsman
I can’t bleeping breathe hereShe's fattening them up to eat at the Smugnall annual summer banquet.
Now all I can sing is “all I wanna do is do it big girl big girl”The outfit she has on today reminds me of the Kevin and Perry movie. All she needs is a bucket hat
Exactly, no matter what dress size you are, you can look lovely if you dress for your shape and not like a bag lady. It doesn't have to be expensive or trendy clothing. Mick must have spent a fortune and still looks shite.We all have garden/decorating/ tip run clothes but that’s some look there.
I am a few years older (what is she 35?) and a size 24 but I wouldn’t wear that. The blouse is too short and the shorts look too tight around the tummy/crotch area.
MOOSES HOOFAll she needs now is the ‘Karen’ hair cut.
Jesus wept...... the seam of those shorts will be honking if she’s let the gammon hang loose for the day.
If she managed to bend over and put socks over her Grand Canyon cracks, let’s hope she remembered to shove an extra layer between her moose’s hoof and the outside world where other people have to live.
Mrs Pattinson can I have a jam sandwich pleaseNow all I can sing is “all I wanna do is do it big girl big girl”
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Saved to her highlights now tooFfs how many times do we have to witness the manky feet stories just nooooooooooo![]()