Jim’s probably examining somebody else’s crack 
Phoebe Court #9 SW in her name is pure deceit, only content you’ll find is grim flaky feet
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Well it’s been beyond a heavy day with Prince Philips funeral but it’s this that has sent me over the edge! Further proof she is in fact about 70 years of age and should not be going anywhere near public swimming pools or heel out footwear situations! Someone get her a black and decker sanding tool!
I honestly don't know how you get to this point. If I'm honest I don't do much to my feet at all- occasionally I slap on some moisturiser and rarely I'll use my foot spa with some baby oil in it, and thats literally it. And let me tell you my feet looks nothing like that
no cracks, no dirt... Which makes me think she probably doesn't wash very often because surely if she had a shower every day and washed her feet there wouldn't be black dirt in the cracks?! Hate to think what other parts of her body looks/smells like
Jesus Christ her feet are bloody disgusting
Why would you like let your feet get like that.
She's fattening them up to eat at the Smugnall annual summer banquet.Don’t look at Insta whilst eating you dinner
those poor chickens are going to have portion control issues at this rate.
another novel “hack” there too, reusable things for kids packed lunches (want some soreen with that butter)
I love reading here and then going for a look! Her “fashion” sense is so dire. I don’t know where she gets those hideous knee length shorts from!
She dresses way beyond her “claimed” years
Hope she’s remembered to put knickers on with those ugly shorts the grotty skank
This is literally what 70+ retirees dress like marching through our town with their tour guide
All she needs is a bucket hat and some sketchers to complete the look, although her crocs will do just fine. I hope styled by Susie has a no refund policy because shes done her dirty
All of her clothes looks too tight, two sizes too small and really uncomfortable.
If she hasn't put her bloomers on her corned beef gash will burn through them in no time
they're stretched to capacityOh godThis is literally what 70+ retirees dress like marching through our town with their tour guide
*major stereo type alert*
She looks like a fat American Tourist in London called Barb
Yes!!!! With a husband called Earl who constantly complains about EVERYTHINGOh god
*major stereo type alert*
She looks like a fat American Tourist in London called Barb
“Omg Earl they have a MaccccccccDonalds”Yes!!!! With a husband called Earl who constantly complains about EVERYTHING
“Earl Earl I’m hunnnnngry”
she just needs a bum bag and then she’s set!Oh god
*major stereo type alert*
She looks like a fat American Tourist in London called Barb
Please leave this ensemble at the dump
and crocs and socks. Style icon
Someone please gift her a microblading freebie
We all have garden/decorating/ tip run clothes but that’s some look there.
I am a few years older (what is she 35?) and a size 24 but I wouldn’t wear that. The blouse is too short and the shorts look too tight around the tummy/crotch area.
I am a few years older (what is she 35?) and a size 24 but I wouldn’t wear that. The blouse is too short and the shorts look too tight around the tummy/crotch area.
I’m a few years older than her and my mum is 20 yrs older and we do not own any of the clothes she’s wearing. We all have DIY clothes but doesn’t mean you have to look like a total dick! What are those shorts? They suit no one! Not one single person. They need to go in the bin! The top is a nice colour but is the wrong length and then the gilet! Some flared gym leggings and a simple tshirt with the gilet over the top would have looked fine. She could even chuck a scarf on. I know clothes aren’t that important but it’s the lack of self care (the hair, the feet, the overflowing rooms full of junk, the excessive weight gain) that screams MH issues are at play here. She seems to have to empty a room in her house every week because they throw crap in it. She doesn’t seem to be able to stay on top of anything!
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