swipe_up
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Plot twistHe'll be coming over to tattle if she carries on
I am Jim
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I am Jim
Lovingthegossipgirl
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Does anyone else think this ornament looks like mick?
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Theyallneedarealitycheck
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* We still refuse to believe she’s a day under 65
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* Gifted a Mother’s Day treat for her and her mother in law - didn’t tag #ad properly. Also uses the #gifted brow kit to draw on too dark sperm-a-like eyebrows
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* Continues to wear ugly bleach wash mum jeans which don’t fit or flatter at all usually with ugly Vans or even uglier crocs. Additionally her ginormous feet (wait for the feet recap) make them look like water skis
* Blinking and lip smacking
* A new bedroom magically appeared in Pickering Court Palace; 5 at the last count. Vessie Vespa has a floor to herself in the attic like the little princess. I think she sits at the top of the stairs every night desperate to be part of the fun
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* Spice Rack is Boy Wonder and has managed to nail sleeping in a double bed complete with double duvet and pillows as well as navigating all the stairs safely. Feebs doesn’t have stair gates on all stair cases as she was too busy buying ugly Vans instead and “they’ll have to learn sometime” same for chewing olives and grapes too apparently.
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* School run that’s not a school run because it’s a pre-school
* Blinking and some more lip smacking
* Tooth gem
* Nose stud
* Chervil in a Barbour jacket
* Ate some frogs, a lot of food and some more ads for Tesco, one of which was over a hundred quid on Easter eggs and booze
* Lip smacking
* More money saving and debt advise despite no credentials to do so
* Shared several stories over a fortnight about her feet including but not limited to; feet in exfoliating scrub booties, progress of feet peeling akin to leprosy. (Put me off grated cheese for a good few days) filing her feet and then using a moisturising balm. Not one of these products was from the Body Shop for whom she is a consultant. Missed a trick there love.
* Boobing
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* Restrictions lifted slightly so meeting one household daily for play dates as she doesn’t like entertaining one of her two children.
* Lip smacking
* More “edgy” mama and daughter t shirts
* Blinking
* Begging for free pass to country park
* Blinking
* Salty reply to comment about blatant begging.
I know the recap on the last thread was way better innit.
* Blinking
* Gifted a Mother’s Day treat for her and her mother in law - didn’t tag #ad properly. Also uses the #gifted brow kit to draw on too dark sperm-a-like eyebrows
* Blinking
* Continues to wear ugly bleach wash mum jeans which don’t fit or flatter at all usually with ugly Vans or even uglier crocs. Additionally her ginormous feet (wait for the feet recap) make them look like water skis
* Blinking and lip smacking
* A new bedroom magically appeared in Pickering Court Palace; 5 at the last count. Vessie Vespa has a floor to herself in the attic like the little princess. I think she sits at the top of the stairs every night desperate to be part of the fun
* Blinking
* Spice Rack is Boy Wonder and has managed to nail sleeping in a double bed complete with double duvet and pillows as well as navigating all the stairs safely. Feebs doesn’t have stair gates on all stair cases as she was too busy buying ugly Vans instead and “they’ll have to learn sometime” same for chewing olives and grapes too apparently.
* Blinking
* School run that’s not a school run because it’s a pre-school
* Blinking and some more lip smacking
* Tooth gem
* Nose stud
* Chervil in a Barbour jacket
* Ate some frogs, a lot of food and some more ads for Tesco, one of which was over a hundred quid on Easter eggs and booze
* Lip smacking
* More money saving and debt advise despite no credentials to do so
* Shared several stories over a fortnight about her feet including but not limited to; feet in exfoliating scrub booties, progress of feet peeling akin to leprosy. (Put me off grated cheese for a good few days) filing her feet and then using a moisturising balm. Not one of these products was from the Body Shop for whom she is a consultant. Missed a trick there love.
* Boobing
* Blinking
* Restrictions lifted slightly so meeting one household daily for play dates as she doesn’t like entertaining one of her two children.
* Lip smacking
* More “edgy” mama and daughter t shirts
* Blinking
* Begging for free pass to country park
* Blinking
* Salty reply to comment about blatant begging.
I know the recap on the last thread was way better innit.
He was probably giving her one thinking "this too shall pass "
yellowbrickroad
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Thread suggestion: Phoebe Court #10 “This too shall pass” - what Jim Lad is thinking as you spread your ass.
(Not sure this will be allowed
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(Not sure this will be allowed
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swipe_up
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“Tom Tom I bought you some ginger shampoo and some cheese made from my breast milk, look at my feet”Those plane trails are from RAF training but she had to find a way to mention she lives in the teeny tiny village where Tom Cruise is working
Eyerollbrainache
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Thread suggestion - Pheobe Court#10 chickens, mansions, spas and more; I like to pretend to help the poor.
arbucklefattyesquire
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When Jim’s lost another stone but she’s hankering after Sage. This too shall pass.
Loving the gossip
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Maybe it's a trough so they can eat as a family in the garden.
Notforthegram
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Hahaha I was just going to say I don't believe she bought the chickens, they probably just saw one back together that they cooked for 10 minutes in the agaThose chickens look better cooked than the half-raw ones they usually make
Will be interesting to see how Vessie behaves towards the chickens ... we best prepare ourselves for staged photos of her in the henhouse
Ode to the chickens :
T'was the night before the last day of their lives,
Jimbo was in the kichen sharpening his knives.
The chickens just got adopted by a crusty nipped lady, she seemed nice
They played all day with a little boy and girl, sadly they had lice.
As the sun set behind the mansion they got ready to settle in
When Feebs came out pulling the wheely bin
She smacked her lips as she glanced at their juicy breasts and firm thighs
Fly! Fly! Fly!
'Jim put the aga on a 100°! She cried with sparkly eyes
The spring breeze lifted her leopard print skirt, oh what a sight!
No knickers and a ginger jungle
And the chickens died of a fright.
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Eyerollbrainache
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He's in charge of the teletubbies. Dipstick, scooter and oregano.
SnooperTrooper
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I can't help but think he looks like he's walked into a wall or been hit in the face with something heavy.
I feel like he grunts...he looks like a grunter
longtimelurker86
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God imagine getting up at 542 and the only thing you have to think about is a new stay and play. Sucks to be you eh Feebs
Now Feebs imagine being woken up by your 2 year old at 5:18am, then having to entertain him and also get him and yourself showered and dress, get him to nursery for 830 AND THEN, having to actually work until 6pm where you will then go and pick up said 2 year old and deal with that cranky toddler until bedtime and THEN having to eat tea and sort yourself out. IMAGINE THAT YOU LAZY TURD.
(Rant over, soz)
Now Feebs imagine being woken up by your 2 year old at 5:18am, then having to entertain him and also get him and yourself showered and dress, get him to nursery for 830 AND THEN, having to actually work until 6pm where you will then go and pick up said 2 year old and deal with that cranky toddler until bedtime and THEN having to eat tea and sort yourself out. IMAGINE THAT YOU LAZY TURD.
(Rant over, soz)
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A- I love swimming, but oh holy god her feet in a swimming pool, then water goes in your mouth sometimes, oh my god I'm hyperventilating here 
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B- how shit at everything must you be if you think swfeebs making packed lunches the night before is a new 'hack'. Like how do you function day to day and ensure you and your kids survive if you think that is some groundbreaking new idea.
Instagram has created hero worshipping absolute nobodies.
.B- how shit at everything must you be if you think swfeebs making packed lunches the night before is a new 'hack'. Like how do you function day to day and ensure you and your kids survive if you think that is some groundbreaking new idea.
Instagram has created hero worshipping absolute nobodies.
