Phoebe Court #9 SW in her name is pure deceit, only content you’ll find is grim flaky feet

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* We still refuse to believe she’s a day under 65
* Blinking
* Gifted a Mother’s Day treat for her and her mother in law - didn’t tag #ad properly. Also uses the #gifted brow kit to draw on too dark sperm-a-like eyebrows
* Blinking
* Continues to wear ugly bleach wash mum jeans which don’t fit or flatter at all usually with ugly Vans or even uglier crocs. Additionally her ginormous feet (wait for the feet recap) make them look like water skis
* Blinking and lip smacking
* A new bedroom magically appeared in Pickering Court Palace; 5 at the last count. Vessie Vespa has a floor to herself in the attic like the little princess. I think she sits at the top of the stairs every night desperate to be part of the fun
* Blinking
* Spice Rack is Boy Wonder and has managed to nail sleeping in a double bed complete with double duvet and pillows as well as navigating all the stairs safely. Feebs doesn’t have stair gates on all stair cases as she was too busy buying ugly Vans instead and “they’ll have to learn sometime” same for chewing olives and grapes too apparently.
* Blinking
* School run that’s not a school run because it’s a pre-school
* Blinking and some more lip smacking
* Tooth gem
* Nose stud
* Chervil in a Barbour jacket
* Ate some frogs, a lot of food and some more ads for Tesco, one of which was over a hundred quid on Easter eggs and booze
* Lip smacking
* More money saving and debt advise despite no credentials to do so
* Shared several stories over a fortnight about her feet including but not limited to; feet in exfoliating scrub booties, progress of feet peeling akin to leprosy. (Put me off grated cheese for a good few days) filing her feet and then using a moisturising balm. Not one of these products was from the Body Shop for whom she is a consultant. Missed a trick there love.
* Boobing
* Blinking
* Restrictions lifted slightly so meeting one household daily for play dates as she doesn’t like entertaining one of her two children.
* Lip smacking
* More “edgy” mama and daughter t shirts
* Blinking
* Begging for free pass to country park
* Blinking
* Salty reply to comment about blatant begging.

I know the recap on the last thread was way better innit.
 

Mum123

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* We still refuse to believe she’s a day under 65
* Blinking
* Gifted a Mother’s Day treat for her and her mother in law - didn’t tag #ad properly. Also uses the #gifted brow kit to draw on too dark sperm-a-like eyebrows
* Blinking
* Continues to wear ugly bleach wash mum jeans which don’t fit or flatter at all usually with ugly Vans or even uglier crocs. Additionally her ginormous feet (wait for the feet recap) make them look like water skis
* Blinking and lip smacking
* A new bedroom magically appeared in Pickering Court Palace; 5 at the last count. Vessie Vespa has a floor to herself in the attic like the little princess. I think she sits at the top of the stairs every night desperate to be part of the fun
* Blinking
* Spice Rack is Boy Wonder and has managed to nail sleeping in a double bed complete with double duvet and pillows as well as navigating all the stairs safely. Feebs doesn’t have stair gates on all stair cases as she was too busy buying ugly Vans instead and “they’ll have to learn sometime” same for chewing olives and grapes too apparently.
* Blinking
* School run that’s not a school run because it’s a pre-school
* Blinking and some more lip smacking
* Tooth gem
* Nose stud
* Chervil in a Barbour jacket
* Ate some frogs, a lot of food and some more ads for Tesco, one of which was over a hundred quid on Easter eggs and booze
* Lip smacking
* More money saving and debt advise despite no credentials to do so
* Shared several stories over a fortnight about her feet including but not limited to; feet in exfoliating scrub booties, progress of feet peeling akin to leprosy. (Put me off grated cheese for a good few days) filing her feet and then using a moisturising balm. Not one of these products was from the Body Shop for whom she is a consultant. Missed a trick there love.
* Boobing
* Blinking
* Restrictions lifted slightly so meeting one household daily for play dates as she doesn’t like entertaining one of her two children.
* Lip smacking
* More “edgy” mama and daughter t shirts
* Blinking
* Begging for free pass to country park
* Blinking
* Salty reply to comment about blatant begging.

I know the recap on the last thread was way better innit.
*75 🤣 at least
 

Jimjamjelly

New member
Who the fuck has a dinner bell? Is the house that big?
I went to a posh country village primary school that my mum somehow got me into despite living on a council estate about 20 min drive away - I went to a friend's house for tea and they had a dinner bell, I was genuinely so confused when I heard it ringing 😅 They also had a house that had more than 3 floors like Mick - think it's a posho thing...
 

swipe_up

VIP Member
* We still refuse to believe she’s a day under 65
* Blinking
* Gifted a Mother’s Day treat for her and her mother in law - didn’t tag #ad properly. Also uses the #gifted brow kit to draw on too dark sperm-a-like eyebrows
* Blinking
* Continues to wear ugly bleach wash mum jeans which don’t fit or flatter at all usually with ugly Vans or even uglier crocs. Additionally her ginormous feet (wait for the feet recap) make them look like water skis
* Blinking and lip smacking
* A new bedroom magically appeared in Pickering Court Palace; 5 at the last count. Vessie Vespa has a floor to herself in the attic like the little princess. I think she sits at the top of the stairs every night desperate to be part of the fun
* Blinking
* Spice Rack is Boy Wonder and has managed to nail sleeping in a double bed complete with double duvet and pillows as well as navigating all the stairs safely. Feebs doesn’t have stair gates on all stair cases as she was too busy buying ugly Vans instead and “they’ll have to learn sometime” same for chewing olives and grapes too apparently.
* Blinking
* School run that’s not a school run because it’s a pre-school
* Blinking and some more lip smacking
* Tooth gem
* Nose stud
* Chervil in a Barbour jacket
* Ate some frogs, a lot of food and some more ads for Tesco, one of which was over a hundred quid on Easter eggs and booze
* Lip smacking
* More money saving and debt advise despite no credentials to do so
* Shared several stories over a fortnight about her feet including but not limited to; feet in exfoliating scrub booties, progress of feet peeling akin to leprosy. (Put me off grated cheese for a good few days) filing her feet and then using a moisturising balm. Not one of these products was from the Body Shop for whom she is a consultant. Missed a trick there love.
* Boobing
* Blinking
* Restrictions lifted slightly so meeting one household daily for play dates as she doesn’t like entertaining one of her two children.
* Lip smacking
* More “edgy” mama and daughter t shirts
* Blinking
* Begging for free pass to country park
* Blinking
* Salty reply to comment about blatant begging.

I know the recap on the last thread was way better innit.
I bloody love you!

I got you a little something for such an amazing recap

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You are welcome
 
I just checked in on her page, just to annoy myself - WHAT the jiggins has happened to her head? All her facial features have fallen to the bottom 10 cm, making way for a forehead big enough to land the international space station on! Or have I just not noticed it before and the headband is drawing attention to it?
 

Tamara

Well-known member
* We still refuse to believe she’s a day under 65
* Blinking
* Gifted a Mother’s Day treat for her and her mother in law - didn’t tag #ad properly. Also uses the #gifted brow kit to draw on too dark sperm-a-like eyebrows
* Blinking
* Continues to wear ugly bleach wash mum jeans which don’t fit or flatter at all usually with ugly Vans or even uglier crocs. Additionally her ginormous feet (wait for the feet recap) make them look like water skis
* Blinking and lip smacking
* A new bedroom magically appeared in Pickering Court Palace; 5 at the last count. Vessie Vespa has a floor to herself in the attic like the little princess. I think she sits at the top of the stairs every night desperate to be part of the fun
* Blinking
* Spice Rack is Boy Wonder and has managed to nail sleeping in a double bed complete with double duvet and pillows as well as navigating all the stairs safely. Feebs doesn’t have stair gates on all stair cases as she was too busy buying ugly Vans instead and “they’ll have to learn sometime” same for chewing olives and grapes too apparently.
* Blinking
* School run that’s not a school run because it’s a pre-school
* Blinking and some more lip smacking
* Tooth gem
* Nose stud
* Chervil in a Barbour jacket
* Ate some frogs, a lot of food and some more ads for Tesco, one of which was over a hundred quid on Easter eggs and booze
* Lip smacking
* More money saving and debt advise despite no credentials to do so
* Shared several stories over a fortnight about her feet including but not limited to; feet in exfoliating scrub booties, progress of feet peeling akin to leprosy. (Put me off grated cheese for a good few days) filing her feet and then using a moisturising balm. Not one of these products was from the Body Shop for whom she is a consultant. Missed a trick there love.
* Boobing
* Blinking
* Restrictions lifted slightly so meeting one household daily for play dates as she doesn’t like entertaining one of her two children.
* Lip smacking
* More “edgy” mama and daughter t shirts
* Blinking
* Begging for free pass to country park
* Blinking
* Salty reply to comment about blatant begging.

I know the recap on the last thread was way better innit.
Bloody hilarious her feet look like water skis. I’m giggling. I’m going to go back to read your last recap. Why has she got SW at the front of her name her food isn’t slimming world friendly. Seems strange?
 
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