As soon as I get up in the morning I do my teeth and go to the toilet. I can’t eat breakfast before i’ve done my teethI cannot even go downstairs without brushing my teeth first surely she can feel how gross it is?? Ive got a 5 year old im doing homeschooling with, and a 2 year old and working from home full time, i know its tough, but don't be a skank
same - personally I would prioritise a teeth clean/ shower over tidying a poxy arts and crafts trolleyAs soon as I get up in the morning I do my teeth and go to the toilet. I can’t eat breakfast before i’ve done my teeth
was just thinking this, long time since I had a 3 year old but I can’t imagine i would leave one in the bathroom having a wash and brushing their teeth alone. does that mean moped doesn’t do hers either?Surely her, Vesper & Herbie brush their teeth together?! I always do mine at same time as my LO
This made me livid too. You fecking try homeschooling kids with a baby and trying to keep everyone sane and fed. It's bloody relentless. Her life is no different minus flamingo bloody land.Henry’s latest story ... “I am far from a teacher.... we aren’t joke schooling our children through choice..” yada yada yada
No King Smugnal you’re NOT a teacher and no YOU ARE NOT HOMESCHOOLING BECAUSE MOPED DOESNT GO TO SCHOOL.
Ps- go and brush your teeth you manky Tudor
It can't take the strain of preparing their banquets any longerGosh huns, the aga hath broken
I bet her teeth have got their own fur coatsHer breath must bleeping pong. She’s always scoffing cheese and drinking wine IMAGINE the coating on her teeth
Yahhhh but did they have to do it an agaThey were making the yoghurt pizza base on Junior Bake-off yesterday. I was shocked and appalled that Henry wasn’t credited for the recipe They must assume it’s basic enough for 10 year olds to cope with so Henry’s baking skills can’t be all that.