Phoebe Court #29 Simply Fed

[Esbeepea]

My first thought was Makka Pakka. Makka Pakka flashing their freckled chebs.

This shit is even madder now she actually has colleagues.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

It’s only one breakfast per child though, poor half starved things

Listen they were probably armed with sandwich bags or tupperware to fill with pancakes and fruit from the Buffet breakfast club, mama taught them well!

 

[Mancnet]

Imagine taking a Tupperware tub full of cooked sausages to the airport

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It just goes to show how obsessed she is with food. Why does she need sausages?!

 

[PillowsofFluff]

She's no way an 18 in Primark. I used to have to buy an 18 in there when I was a size 14

 

[Fanaff]

Why would you share that pic of your nip? I mean come on

Oh she’s shared far worse. Anyone able to cast their minds back to the infected one or do we all have PTSD still?

 

[ByCandleLight]

Gift Shop t-shirts emblazoned with This Too Shall Pass, You Got This Mama

 

[Pandakitten]

Part time job at gp surgery - within school hours, pretty sure she has a Wednesday off but might be wrong
Insta wanker - influencer
Sleepover tents - doesn’t seem like it’s that busy though
Flogging FM perfumes
landlord to the lucky person living in the annexe
PTA member
Pickering gardens organiser
Gluten free ambassador - even though eats stuff with a may contain warning so not gf

what else I missed?

Retired boobing mama

 

[yellowbrickroad01]

Holy cow - Mick in that towel, bloody hell! What in the world possessed her!? She decided to film a story of her sitting on the bed in a towel resembling Jabba the Hutt then saunters on into work. Whilst it’s totally mental, this is the content i love from Feebs

 

[Lauz2427]

Does she do this to appear relateable or?? Because to me it’s not relateable to not have chance to wash your face (I don’t get how people can function without a shower in the morning!) it’s just gross. Does this mean she hadn’t done her teeth either as surely you’d have a wash and do your teeth while you’re in the bathroom? She’s just vile

 

[C0ffeekid]

She’s thick as shit. How does she not fall over more?

Because Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

 

[GossBoss]

I don't get what these so called influencers issue is with not declaring stuff as gifted/ad/pr or whatever, is it because they think they'll lose followers because people are struggling?

Personally I'd probably be more inclined to unfollow someone for being shady and trying to hide a gifted stay

 

[Jemi85]

That's not her dad?! He looks 30 years younger than her. Fucking hell

Plot twist: Her dad is Jumbo’s dad too…

 

[bracket:bracket]

The way I’d shit myself in terror if she did this to m. Actual nightmare fuel

(Don’t judge me for being up, diff time zone lol)

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Also bet her breath is honking

 

[DoubleTrouble1712]

It’s not time blindness if you’re just not checking the clock

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Why do all holidays have to be a surprise?

She doesn’t tell them things in advance because how dare they ask about it and get excited about it! Like when she was pregnant with Herb, they didn’t tell V until very far into the pregnancy because god forbid the child got excited and asked how long until the baby comes and Pheebs said it would annoy her

 

[yellowbrickroad01]

Nearly broke my ankles running here after seeing this video without reading the caption…I genuinely thought Jumbo had put a ring on it View attachment 2855290

I live in hope that one day, we will have The Tudor Wedding imagine the entertainment we would be treated to!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Something don’t want to see immediately after eating your tea Also, the circulation in her legs does not look ok

The chicken ball is balling

 

[Esbeepea]

Too fat to ride a bike, too fat to ride a horse, too fat to camp.

 

[Jemi85]

None. They are all awful! View attachment 2789577

I voted 2 - the Mr Tumble playsuit - cos Big Jim will hate it

 

[Mancnet]

I’m amazed those vans haven’t walked themselves to the bin by now. They are disgusting.