State of that room! Can we talk about parents on the balcony, no it's century's old ffs. Glad to see the sweaty cheese though
She is obsessed with food. Her days revolve around it.I mean surely if you have got a free hotel you can fork out for some snacks from the supermarket. Who wants warm cheese that’s been in a plastic bag for a few hours She’s so minging. It’s like she’s scared she might starve to death if she hasn’t got snacks on her person at all times.
Yes, and it also means every story/picture should be CLEARLY MARKED AS AD. Get reporting everyone …..When they write PR stay does that mean it's free or discounted price
With the bunions and bingo wings!Where are the bikinis and the chicken balls?
The emojisWith the bunions and bingo wings!
Deffo all clever angles in her magic mirror at home. How on earth has she got bunions?! She's never out of those stinking vansWith the bunions and bingo wings!
I’ve clearly got too much time on my non freckly handsThe emojis
No full frontal chicken bollock yetAnd there we have the holiday transition reel! Is that nearly a full house for a Tudor Holliday Holiday? What are we missing … the Starbucks cup and bikini shots? We’ve had the sweaty stolen cheese on the balcony, get in the photo mamma, busy bags 🫣 … suppose there hasn’t been any footage of a child near drowning either! The sausage lunchbox was a new one this time round … same kinda thing as her hotdog flask
She's managed to make it look warm despite it being in the low twenties all week. Same as the last depressing holiday. Hold tight for overwhelming washing when they're back and this time this Mama's got to work too. Whelp!And there we have the holiday transition reel! Is that nearly a full house for a Tudor Holliday Holiday? What are we missing … the Starbucks cup and bikini shots? We’ve had the sweaty stolen cheese on the balcony, get in the photo mamma, busy bags 🫣 … suppose there hasn’t been any footage of a child near drowning either! The sausage lunchbox was a new one this time round … same kinda thing as her hotdog flask
Free the chicken bollockNo full frontal chicken bollock yet