Phoebe Court #29 Simply Fed

[Beanpop442]

I'm marking my spot for the up coming holiday spam! Holiday Mick is my fav! Fake Starbucks & drowning kids.

Taking Sandwhich bags and Tupperware raiding the breakfast buffet for sweaty fruit and squished pastries for their snacks and pre-breakfast #holidayhack

 

[yellowbrickroad01]

Please don’t tell me those 3 quesadillas were for her…

The fact that in her stories earlier she can’t even walk and talk without being severely out of breath, would suggest that Mick ate at least 3 quesadillas.

 

[Awkwardmam]

I’m embarrassed for her. Who over the age of 18 takes their own alcohol to an event she’s saying it’s a ‘big thing!’ Sad’

 

[Stimpii]

I wonder who gets on top

Pop on for a quick Tattle catch up. Quickly leave with that image in my head

 

[ttg111]

It’s the granny bag that lets it down. The rest of the stuff is actually okay but she just doesn’t know how to put anything together.

The bag is giving medieval quest.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I think they have a few drinks most evenings and that's why they're constantly disorganised. She doesn't show much of the booze anymore since we were commenting on it, crafty Tudor. Nothing to do with the kids or the fake ADHD she hints at.

You tell your kids NO and that's the end of it. My 5yr old is a handful but I don't give in. The rules are consistent and he knows it's a hill I'll die on on a school day weekends are a hell of a lot more relaxed though, I'm not a total misery.

I bet there's zero consistency in Tudor Towers so the kids always think she'll give in....and she does for an easy life she was always leaving them unattended so she could lay in bed! Remember her laying out the breakfasts for them when they were not much more than toddlers??

 

[Jemi85]

WHY?!?! Just why?!?

I just opened my Insta and it was the first thing I saw. Needs a trigger warning

 

[Comewhinewithme]

The only animal she can ride with her weight is a hippo.

I wonder who gets on top

 

[Huffchug]

She must be the only person who gets paper tickets these days, she’s such a grandma (no offence to anyone else who gets paper tickets but she just annoys me )

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

I completely forgot about this swamp donkey, went for a nosey and fuck me she’s even bigger!

What a stunning first comment on a new thread - starting as we mean to go on with the compliments

 

[Hastaggifted]

Why would you share that pic of your nip? I mean come on

You’re in for a TREAT when she next whacks her feet in a story…..

Just for you 🫣

 

[ChubClubThug]

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Praying we get another one of these reels

DOB: 1640

 

[Notforthegram]

She is definitely gearing up to an ADHD diagnosis. She's been using all the buzz words recently and now she works for the NHS it will mean she can get away with murder. 'Sorry I'm an hour late, my ADHD gives me time blindness'. 'Sorry it took me 5 hrs to finish this 10minutes task, my ADHD makes me lose focus'. Etc etc.

 

[yellowbrickroad01]

Are we lucky enough to get another Holliday Holiday?! Wandering around in the freezing cold pretending it’s lovely, letting poor Vesper nearly drown because she’s eye fucking herself in the camera and the plastic Starbucks cup making an appearance every day

The bikini shots and packing enough plastic crap toys to fill a quarry.

 

[WhatABore]

It irks me that she never puts ad on the story which is obviously leading into the ad itself. Surely that’s part of the ad designed to get your attention?

"I'll always let you know when an ad is coming up"
Suure

We can tell anyway with the blinks

 

[Pandakitten]

I’m confused. She bigs up this night as a super special night that’s been in the works for ages, then openly shares that she’s smuggling in alcohol (like if it’s a one off special occasion surely you can stretch to a bottle of wine or a few drinks?). She then posts a picture of the restaurant which looks to be a very intimate setting i.e. hardly the kind of place you can surreptitiously whip out a can and THEN she tags the restaurant in her stories?

I’m not even going there with the outfits, it’s too much

 

[Stimpii]

It is time

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

The captions on her pictures reminds me of my 2007 Facebook status’ when they come up on memories. An absolute cringe fest!

 

[Globetrotter]

Could of just taken a jam sarnie in a sandwich bag but no she took cooked cold sausages

 

[ChubClubThug]

I now have a scenario in my mind of her being stopped by security and being asked why she smuggled her own alcohol to an event and then breaking out in song to ‘money’s too tight to mention’ and making reference to looking like she’s eligible for pension.

She'll be screaming at them how poor she is because she doesn't have a Tennant for her annex yet....so she's had to resort to using an MK bag and taking her own tinnies poor old mick smugnall