Phoebe Court #27 Forget my tablets, forget to eat, forget to file my crusty feet
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About time I had a new avatar pic 
I literally cannot look at the goggles pic, it makes me so uncomfortable 
imagine going swimming and that just rises from the water next to you, I'd drown.
imagine going swimming and that just rises from the water next to you, I'd drown.
I‘m out of breath from running here to see who was the first to post this peak picture. She is such a bleeping idiot.
I keep thinking about how many photos like that she took to choose the best one. And the fact her camera roll will just be filled with photos similar to that one
Best bet eyebrows have looked!
If the National health did goggles
Takes me right back to primary school
Takes me right back to primary school
That pic was just what I needed this morning
BIB - early thread title contender!
She’s definitely on a crusade to lose weight. That can only be a good thing but given she was an SW Consultant who regained the weight she’d previously lost and put on some more, you’d think she’d rain in the smugness.
I think she’d kickstart her fledging Insta career if she addressed it because I’ve been in that boat (different slimming club) and so have many others but she’s NoT Like OtHeR sLiMmErS.
In other news:
she looks like a peanut in the goggles pic
they’re planning a holiday that’s not based around the kids. Never mind Bayleaf and Scooter, if you throw yourselves to the ground in despair, yer old ma has every first aid item imaginable in her bum bag
we are surely on high alert for a fashion reel
but beware: we’re also on high alert for crusty feed pics so before opening Insta or here brace yourself, remind yourself that you’ve got this, eat the frog and this too shall pass. You may also want to wear a pair of Council swimming pool Google’s to add protection
I think she’d kickstart her fledging Insta career if she addressed it because I’ve been in that boat (different slimming club) and so have many others but she’s NoT Like OtHeR sLiMmErS.
In other news:
she looks like a peanut in the goggles pic they’re planning a holiday that’s not based around the kids. Never mind Bayleaf and Scooter, if you throw yourselves to the ground in despair, yer old ma has every first aid item imaginable in her bum bag we are surely on high alert for a fashion reel but beware: we’re also on high alert for crusty feed pics so before opening Insta or here brace yourself, remind yourself that you’ve got this, eat the frog and this too shall pass. You may also want to wear a pair of Council swimming pool Google’s to add protection 
Let them choose their own you selfish witch
I am honestly screeching at this commentI literally cannot look at the goggles pic, it makes me so uncomfortable
Omg I’m in bed really trying to hold my laughter in the ‘rises from the water’ comment FFSI literally cannot look at the goggles pic, it makes me so uncomfortable
Sounds awful but this is all I can picture when I imagine her popping her head up out the water with her goggles on as she swims along
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Those poor kids, who micromanages their kids like that?!
I remember being about 8 or 9 and my mum had to take me with her to the hairdresser while she got a colour so I’d be there a lengthy period of time. She told me to pick a sweet and suggested something like Fruit Pastilles or the Fruit Gums that would last longer but I went for Maltesers. She asked if I was sure and I said I was. She told me not to moan about it if they were gone in no time - which they were. I didn’t moan because she was right and she had tried to tell me. The End.
She could maybe set a budget and help them pick one within that but the amount of money she makes shilling out those kids and her privacy, I’m not sure she could grudge them the worst expensive magazine there even if she deems it to be tit
How much maternal rage is she going to get on this holiday cos the kids are bored & they’ve gone on a kid unfriendly holiday!
Hahahaha that exactly how I imagined it, and now, unfortunately, I am drownedSounds awful but this is all I can picture when I imagine her popping her head up out the water with her goggles on as she swims along
I have bleeping diedSounds awful but this is all I can picture when I imagine her popping her head up out the water with her goggles on as she swims along
What on earth possessed her to post that picture ffs
Won’t let her kids buy their own magazine but will pay £250 a month for her lifestyle trainer/coach 
it’s the same with every other mum on Instagram, will buy themselves the latest and best everything but their kids have to go without or the cheapest options.
it’s the same with every other mum on Instagram, will buy themselves the latest and best everything but their kids have to go without or the cheapest options.- Status