Phoebe Court #17 Micks dungers are too tight to mention, nearly let her daughter drown all for attention
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God she's so smug with her hypnobirthing advice. You can read all the books you want Mick, doesn't mean it will go that way. Bet she will share her birth affirmation cards next.
"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fart this kid out"
"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fart this kid out"
Couldn't happen to a worse person really
Hmm she mentioned she is considering and looking into a new career, what is the bet she will rebrand herself a 'doula' or hypnobirthing coach or something equally ridiculous? Because all these insta cunts think they are an expert on the topic from giving birth a couple of times
Also, breathing out 12 pounds babies is such a weird flex, like I'm not sure I'd be telling people these kids basically fall out of my coochie
poor Jim's tiny pecker probably doesn't even touch the sides 
Also, breathing out 12 pounds babies is such a weird flex, like I'm not sure I'd be telling people these kids basically fall out of my coochie
poor Jim's tiny pecker probably doesn't even touch the sides 
Styled by Feebs.Hmm she mentioned she is considering and looking into a new career, what is the bet she will rebrand herself a 'doula' or hypnobirthing coach or something equally ridiculous? Because all these insta cunts think they are an expert on the topic from giving birth a couple of times
Also, breathing out 12 pounds babies is such a weird flex, like I'm not sure I'd be telling people these kids basically fall out of my coochie
That's what it'll be
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IF she reads here she may get the hint? Straight to the point
IF she reads here she may get the hint? Straight to the point
I’ve never seen anything like it in my life! it’s unreal how much she thinks of herself! I could do with more self-confidence but Mick’s cup runneth over on that front. Not for the first time #buythebra
It’s weird, it’s like the fatter older and uglier looking she gets the more confident and smug she becomes… very strange!
I feel like I might take this as my new motto for life
Definitely getting the first part!
It’s cunts like Mick that made me feel so tit about my labour and brith for so long. Did aalllll the hypnobirthing stuff then had a horrendous long labour ended up in theatre usual story. For so long I thought it was my fault because I didn’t do enough to make the hypnobirthing happen or didn’t do enough research or whatever but it’s mostly a load of rubbish in my opinion. Labour and birth is just something you can’t fully control
Exactly how I feel! She makes out it’s something she did. I had a textbook pregnancy first time round and ended up having to have a crash section after 20 hours labour. Second time round had to have a section as my baby had stopped growing at 27 weeks and had an 8 week NICU stay.
If only I’d have learned to breathe my babies out none of that would have happened
Slim before Jim but always dim!
Blinking big head is back
Is this not a weird thing to write in your own photo album?
" here are some of our favourite snaps to help you remember our holiday"
" here are some of our favourite snaps to help you remember our holiday"
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Heres a picture of you nearly drowning vesper, remember?? Good job mama was there with the camera to capture the moment!
Is Vesper named after the James Bond character? If I recall that movie ended with Vesper drowning too
Exactly how I feel! She makes out it’s something she did. I had a textbook pregnancy first time round and ended up having to have a crash section after 20 hours labour. Second time round had to have a section as my baby had stopped growing at 27 weeks and had an 8 week NICU stay.
If only I’d have learned to breathe my babies out none of that would have happened
Same here if only I had only bought some positive birth affirmations I could of saved myself the hassle of a emergency section ! She is the mum at baby group you avoid, she has the ability to make any new (or experienced) mother feel tit about themselves.
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