I once went on a date with a guy I met online
all good til we met irl
he had the most high pitched voice I’ve ever heard
we went for a drink-and I had to listen all about his career (he fitted bathroom fans-I now know more about them than I ever wished to know) and he just talked over me when I tried to speak
we left so he could walk me to the end of my street (I really lived 3 streets along but he didn’t know that) and we stopped off at the chippy-he went over my head and paid for them before I had a chance to get my purse out
we sat on a bench to eat them and once we’d finished he made it very clear I ‘owed‘ him sex in payment for the chips
just then my daughter rang me (thank god!) so I just threw some cash at him and fled
thankfully he didn’t follow me and I managed to get home safely and went to bed thanking my lucky stars
next day I had a message with his bank details demanding the chip money back ‘as what you gave me was 20p short-I want my £1.90 back-you only gave me £1.70’
i came off it (and didn’t pay!)
went back on it 2 years later and met my bloke
all good til we met irl
he had the most high pitched voice I’ve ever heard
we went for a drink-and I had to listen all about his career (he fitted bathroom fans-I now know more about them than I ever wished to know) and he just talked over me when I tried to speak
we left so he could walk me to the end of my street (I really lived 3 streets along but he didn’t know that) and we stopped off at the chippy-he went over my head and paid for them before I had a chance to get my purse out
we sat on a bench to eat them and once we’d finished he made it very clear I ‘owed‘ him sex in payment for the chips
just then my daughter rang me (thank god!) so I just threw some cash at him and fled
thankfully he didn’t follow me and I managed to get home safely and went to bed thanking my lucky stars
next day I had a message with his bank details demanding the chip money back ‘as what you gave me was 20p short-I want my £1.90 back-you only gave me £1.70’
i came off it (and didn’t pay!)
went back on it 2 years later and met my bloke