You’d need a few years to get through their back catalogue. My own Dad who never hurt a fly in his life was stopped at an army checkpoint in the 80s, they searched his car, he had 4 or 5 hurling sticks in the boot as he coached the local hurling team at the time. He said the soldiers were actually ok and were going to let him go but the RUC officers said the hurls were offensive weapons
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
they took him down a lane and made him get down on all fours then they broke the hurling sticks over his back and called him every derogatory, sectarian slur they could think of. He thought they were going to murder him.