Norris Nuts Next Video Drinking Game!!!
Take a shot every time:
- Brooke shows obvious favouritism towards Sockie
- Sockie shouts over her siblings and/or makes a clip about her in any other way (remember to take a bonus shot if there’s a random interjection about her plans for a café)
-Any of the NN say the word ‘surprise’ - again, bonus shots if the surprise is for Sockie.
- Justin is shown trailing round a park with Disco and Charm, while Brooke commandeers the vlog.
- Any random clip of Justin telling us that they’ve been working on a lot of stuff, and that there’s some crazily exciting stuff for the legends to be watching out for is sandwiched between two other clips.
- There is an unskippable block of two ads
- Biggy adds a truckload of cringey memes (go easy on this one. Maybe only half a shot)
- They foreshadow something happening in the next vlog. For example, they mentioned that Naz had lost Bunny in the vlog before they went looking for her.
- They play one of their godawful songs
- The kids turn rabid over the prospect of a morsel of food or otherwise hint about their lack of nutrition.
- Sabre tells us to sign up to their email list
- We see a getting ready montage
DOUBLE SHOTS IF:
- The kids are crying in the thumbnail. Remember to crack out the Patrón if the tears are fake.
- The word *emotional* is in the title of the vid
- They say ‘we worked really hard on this for you legends, we really hope you like it
- Brooke deliberately stirs up drama with her kids, carefully timed for maximum upset
TRIPLE SHOTS IF;
- We see a clip of Brooke skirting around some huge piece of news saying ‘shall we tell them?’ Knowing full well she’ll save it for the end to maximise views.
- One of the NN hides in a cupboard and pretends to be letting us on a secret, when they’re conveniently interrupted by one of the other NN calling them.
- Anyone says ‘we’re at five million subs’ just for another NN to correct them, and stress that they’re actually only CLOSE to 5 mill, and that’s why our support means so much to them, because they don’t ask us to subscribe (they just use a cute graphic instead) so that means we watch because we want to.