Live on the main page this morning (I watched on replay, still no ads Jo!)
Usual lies and made up stories about dates she went on years ago which led on from her saying she might apply for Married at First Sight next year. She's so full of crap, keeps insisting she doesn't want a man then says that
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most of them only go on that program to raise their social media profile anyway and to try and get famous but they just end up being hated even more and then sink back into oblivion once the next series starts and people lose interest in them! She says she's really fussy, has to have sexual attraction straight away or she's not interested, hates men who are short or wear horrible shoes, she's very shallow (her words)
Said she should be riding more but can't be bothered, she has horses because she loves having them not because she feels the need to ride them. It's obvious she's not interested in riding but will do it now and again because she has no other content.
Lots of plugging supporters page, tried to make out her supporter lives are fun when we all know most are just her bitching and moaning. Said she might cut Piotr's hair for him on this Sunday's live and then says she might do it tonight instead so if she messes it up he's got the weekend to get it fixed at the barbers.
Thought about loaning her lorry as she doesn't use it for horses much just dump runs but insurance expensive, all the damage that's been done to it has been by others who have refused to fix it or pay for the damage.
She said before that Jade's horses damaged the ramp but it was already faulty and she told Jade not to worry as she needed to get it fixed anyway but as usual she fails to mention that when she's retelling her story because it doesn't suit her narrative of poor hard done by Jo that everyone uses and takes advantage of!
Told the story of how the garage damaged her lorry, names them, calls them assholes, says she left a bad review and gloats that when people Google it the pictures of her lorry come up. Said she considered booking in loads of cars for MOT because it would cost them money, said she would have booked in loads until she felt they had lost the money they cost her. She's such a vindictive bitch, yet again citing hatred by ranting about them, naming them, telling people not to use them and mentioning her review knowing full well that some people may do the same as her supporters and leave fake reviews as well which could ultimately cost them business. She could probably be done for slander as she's deliberately bad mouthed them on her public page knowing full well the result that could have on them.
She's sold her old car, it failed the MOT due to the power steering (says a lot that she had to go to Newquay, probably been blacklisted by all garages in Truro!) Was quoted £500 to fix it but she'd set her heart on a new car and Adrian is paying her money again after a year so that will help. Says people will say that his money is for Lowen but she says it makes no difference because if she uses his money to pay for the car it frees up her own money for her to buy lowen things, says Adrian will probably stop paying again when he hears about the new car.
Going tomorrow to collect it, five hours on the train with two changes, taking a suitcase with his car seat in it. Hasn't booked anywhere to stay overnight yet. Sex pest will look after all the animals, she's looking forward to having quality time just mumma and lolo.
Sat lowen on Hugo but he still dipped his back so obviously not comfortable. Bet she still isn't giving him pain relief though.
Told everyone about her friend Kay being mental, says she's had lots of issues but finally got bipolar meds after threatening to burn down her doctors surgery, says Kay won't mind her talking about her. Says she's been doing everything she can to help her,offered to speak to her GP for her to make him understand what Kay is feeling, there's no shame in being on meds, she's been on them for breakdowns and depression, if people are struggling they should ask for help, speak to someone, she's helped loads of her friends by making doctors appointments for them etc....Ahh doesn't it just warm your heart hearing about the wonderful saintly Jo?!
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Then goes on about how it's ok to not be ok and telling everyone what depression is etc so I fast forwarded as she talks absolute shit.
Crudavan is an absolute tip, she's such a lazy slob, does fuck all but can't even keep her home clean and tidy. Even says it was a choice between riding, doing housework or going live so she went live.