Live with her 'mauled wine'
Took Daisy to be spayed but they rang her as she was on her way home to say they couldn't do it as she is having a phantom pregnancy which she says explains why Dyson was so interested in her recently. She's booked in for the 22nd now. She insists shes not pregnant and she is done with puppies and doesn't want any more.
She tried spray painting the ramp on the lorry but it looks
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funny how she shut up about the garage when they refused to spray paint it for free after 'they' damaged it.
Cleared out the food store, threw away old stuff, found three dead mice in the feed bins, she felt really bad for them but threw them on the bonfire. Isn't planning on feeding hard feed this winter as they are all fat and in perfect condition. Apart from poor Hugo who looked awful the last time she showed him without a rug.
Lowen was violently sick she thinks he'd been playing in the garden with Alan Piotr's son and had eaten too much chocolate and then spinning on the swing, she had to light loads of candles because the whole crudavan stank of vomit.
Hes got a party to go to tomorrow, he said what if there's loud music so she will take his ear defenders in case..... Well I'm pretty sure he will be fine Jo given that he watched a whole fireworks display without them.
Moans about the cost of gas, ran out earlier, should have ordered more a couple of weeks ago but hates spending money. She managed to get a hot shower but there was no hot water for Piotr.
She's getting pissed off spending money on electric, told piotr to go to the laundrette or pay her to use the tumble dryer. She's using candles and fairy lights instead of putting the lights on.
Much less stressful going live on a Saturday as doesn't have to worry about getting lowen ready for school. He won't eat the free school meals (we predicted that!) so she has to give him a packed lunch every day.
Going to put her Xmas decs up this week because she hasn't got many years of Lowen believing in Santa and she is really looking forward to spending the day just him and her.
She wants all the magic of Xmas to herself, just wants to absorb it all, soak in her sons happiness, she's so excited. She told her mum she was welcome to pop in but she's hoping she doesn't.
Says again she doesn't care what piotr is doing, doesn't even want to know, she's not sharing her day or son with anyone, it's her Xmas, her day.
Wayne's 30th birthday in a couple of weeks (he loaned Hugo for a couple of weeks) she wants to go to Dorset for his birthday, might ask her mum to babysit.
She did nothing for her birthday just chilled with Kaff. Kaff set up a group 'think it's called Jo lo and Co or something'
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they paid for a massage for her which she's having on Monday.
Had her eyes tested as getting headaches driving, borderline, doesn't actually need a prescription but she's getting glasses any way for driving. Lowen needs to go to the hospital to have his eyes tested as he failed to complete the eye test at school, she's trying to say opthalmologist..... you can imagine!
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She failed her degree in sports massage by three points but then says she failed her second year because her attendance was 3% so she left and did an nvq in horse care. Now wishes she'd done business studies or a trade.
She did care work because she wanted to make a difference even though the money wasn't great, she cried when she had the interview for the last place she worked because it meant so much to her.
She used to do sales, she was always top of the leader board, she did debt management for a long time, earnt so much money, she was so good at it.
So earnt loads of money but has nothing to show for it!
She believed everything the company said, thought she was helping people but when she realised how it worked she left as it was morally wrong to be earning so much because of other people being in debt.
They were called the money group, were on Watchdog, says she wrote a poem about them and recites the first couple of lines.... Poet laureate she ain't!
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Says she outed them... Not sure how if they had already been on Watchdog... More lies
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Someone recently messaged her about work but it was a pyramid scheme, she recognised it because she knows all the lingo because of her sales background so she knew what they were trying to get her into
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Goes back to talking about the eye test, booked it online for £25 when she got in the store it said £29.95 but she thought ok.
And then the sales expert who knows all the lingo let herself get talked into spending extra £25 for a fancy test that can predict problems that might occur four years down the line
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Then moaned because the cheapest glasses were £40 but when she came to pay they didn't charge for the extra test so she kept quiet but then the girl realised and added it on so Jo insisted on the refund of £4.99 and got her phone out to prove it was advertised online as £25!
And then supporters on comments start telling her that she could buy glasses in B&m with her prescription because it's only 0.5!!
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She says she has to go and put the birds away (it was 9.45) and was then going to bed. Plugs ko-fi quickly and then goes.