Fuck me I should get a bloody medal for sitting through her shite! Two fucking hours of her mostly repeating the same shit she has talked about multiple times before! No wonder it rapidly dropped from 122 to 85 people watching within half an hour, she's just soooo boring.
She's moving her furniture again because she's sold the chair and dresser and bought a TV unit and new sofa, started painting things again but will probably get bored half way through as she always does.
Moaned it cost £112 at the vets for the cat, vet says it's a flea allergy but Jo doesn't believe it because obviously she knows more than a vet. Trolls will say she's a dirty bitch with a filthy house..... Well yes Jo because you are and it is!
She then goes on an almighty rant about Tattle that she never reads and isn't bovvered by.... Her friend Abby came to see if we had been nasty about her child because he's disabled, well obviously we weren't because unlike Jo and Abby we aren't cunts, it was those two who stuck their tongues behind their lips and had a conversation as if they were suffering with a disability and thought it was hysterical.
She says she never reads it but could tell Abby what we say because we are so predictable, then goes on about how we say she was lying about the thing with the train loo, that it never happened because there's no loo on that train, she's so obsessed with insisting that there is a loo she forgets that actually our main point was she was lying about the actual situation, it didn't happen, she made it up because she had seen it on fb a few days previously. She is so incensed that she is actually going to make a video proving that the train has a toilet!
Says we post about her every single day.... But she doesn't come on here so how would she know??!
Says one of them.... then tries to pretend she can't remember my name but thinks it's possibly Pepperpot
is obsessed but she isn't sure because she actually gets bored reading it..... But she doesn't read here!!
Says we go on about her having botox but
She's never claimed to be on the breadline, if she wants to treat herself to botox she will... But she moans about money constantly, tells everybody how much everything is costing her, said she couldn't afford to heat every room etc!
Yes she sometimes shares her links for supporters etc but that's because it's her job and how she earns her income but anyway she's not bovvered what we say on here, she rents a space in our heads for free, we are so obsessed wiv her... To be fair Jo you get everything else for free so why change the habit of a lifetime eh?
She's got a fick skin and she likes herself and likes who she is as a person so she's not bovvered and she never reads here anyway!
Apparently she is too busy to read Tattle, even too busy to look at fb... And then goes on to talk about love island, married at first sight, Katie Price and being obsessed with fb marketplace!
Somehow ends up talking about shaving etc and she says she gets thrush all the time since having lowen
and gets hairy nipples
Then says she hasn't got time for a man and can't be arsed to make an effort she just wants to be fed, massaged and left the fuck alone.... Don't worry Jo, with thrush and hairy nipples I'd say that's a given!
She's awful in a relationship, really insecure and jealous, checks their phones etc.
Lowen slept late again the other day and she refuses to wake him up for preschool, rang and said she would bring him in a bit later and they told her she would have to wait for the afternoon session because it disrupts the other kids, she said fair enough but then moans that she still has to pay even if she is late taking him in or he doesn't go at all.
Then repeats all the stuff she'd already said about Girlcat and the vet earlier almost word for word, it's fucking deja vu
She won't let preschool take the credit for him, everything he knows is because of her not them, she's so proud of herself, she's responsible for it all, he amazes her, it's not just leg, head and arms he knows but fingers, toes, knees, EVERYFINK, it's incredible!!!
Even her mum said he's a credit to her which she thought was lovely even though she knew it anyway.
Then she talks about Adrian, goes on and on about him gaslighting her, cheating etc and about other blokes who had cheated.
I was then on the phone for 20 minutes so not listening but when I came off the phone she was still going and carried on for another half hour about all the things men said and did, how Adrian left her and she had a breakdown, how the issue with mishearing the woman about her driving awareness course bought back her ptsd because it reminded her of how Adrian made her doubt herself, she literally repeats EVERYTHING she has already told us multiple times before, goes on about the CSA again and how she had to let them get the money he owed etc etc
She says he begs her to take him back every weekend and even threatened to turn up at 9pm tonight.
Finally changes the subject and says how lowen loves her mum so much and when she is with them she feels left out because he wants nanny to everything instead of her. It's really obvious that she is actually very jealous, she even says she thought that he shouldn't see nanny again because when she dies he will be so upset. Seriously she is sick in the head.
Claims she stopped taking her antidepressants June last year, then tries to be Dr Jo and explain how depression works etc, says she is absolutely fine now but is very aware of how she feels and would go back on them if she felt she needed to...... Or she is desperate for sympathy and attention eh Jo?
Starts telling yet another story which basically ends up with her moaning that she lost £10 because she had it between her legs and then she couldn't find it.... I'll let you come up with your own thrush based jokes!
And thank fuck for that it was over! And obviously obsessed Pepperpot had to rush over here to fill you all in because I'm sooo obsessed.
Jo says she will watch the live back later although she usually falls asleep just like when she is reading Tattle because it's so boring...... Not that she ever reads here.... Hi Jo!
