So I thought I'd better say thanks for the very small pile of gifts I received because its annoying having all this shit piled up on the table, yes some of it was for Xmas but I'm a lazy ungrateful cunt who couldn't be arsed to do a video before now.
So here's a torch Kath the Cash sent to replace the one I was gifted before but broke because I have no respect for you lot or the presents you send me, here's a load of washing powder and liquid my latest male wierdo sent, yes I'm such a tight cow I won't even buy essentials like that myself.
Here's some jodhpurs to not wear because I never ride, here's yet more pyjamas for my child because why the hell should I pay to dress him.
I've just had a shower that's why my hairs wet.... What's that Lowen? Mummy's hair is clean? Yes I know and it's not even my birthday!
Talking of Birthdays I want to take Lowen to CBeebies Land but it's soooo expensive and much as I love him there's no way I'm spending MY money on him, I did mention it last year but none of you pathetic supporters took the hint so I thought I'd start dropping hints early to give you all time to start saving your hard earned money ready to pay for us to go, oh and that includes my mum as well because I can't possibly cope away from home with my feral child, don't forget I also want a holiday in the sun and so far none of you gullible idiots have offered me a freebie yet, I've removed the post about that because the trolls will be on to it like flies on shit, speaking of shit I've moved the hay feeder back into the field so the horses will eat and shit out there because I'm sick of mucking out when there's Judge Judy and Vera to be watched.
Anyway I'm going now, sorry if I seem flat, there's actually fuck all wrong with me or my mental health but I haven't done a whoa is me, I'm depressed video for a few days so thought I'd get one in now.
I'm off to go take some daffodils from the farmers field cos I'm too fucking tight to even spend a quid and support a local business, see ya losers, don't forget, start saving those pounds for me!