Niomi Smart - Fake Vegan Selling Harmful Toxic Petrochemical Products

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I felt second hand embarrassment watching Niomi and family pretending they are so quirky dancing in their matching pjs with niomi stating how weird her family is. She is just so dull all the time even when trying to be entertaining.

I do however enjoy seeing her when shes with her family. Her mum and grandmother are gorgeous and look so young. I love seeing how not new money rich people live and Joe is gorgeous
 
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I felt second hand embarrassment watching Niomi and family pretending they are so quirky dancing in their matching pjs with niomi stating how weird her family is. She is just so dull all the time even when trying to be entertaining.

I do however enjoy seeing her when shes with her family. Her mum and grandmother are gorgeous and look so young. I love seeing how not new money rich people live and Joe is gorgeous
Her and Joe are going to have the most gorgeous kids !
 
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She is just SO pretty. It's sad how refreshing it is to see that kind of natural beauty in an influencer, no extensions or filler etc. She also just seems...nice? (Caveat: I don't bother with Youtube so only see her on insta.)
 
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I feel like joe is the type of guy who’s attractive.....
until he opens his mouth.

I just get nothing from him in her vlogs at ALL, even when he was talking about the engagement ring, he just seems so boring!

i feel if I was niomi I’d tell him to just look pretty and smoulder and leave the talking to me.

Granted she’s used to a life with Marcus Butler so I doubt intelligent conversation is high on her list of qualities required in a man.

its all so sickly sweet I might throw up.
 
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She's pretty but I don't consider her that natural. Her fake teeth, fake tan, fake eyelashes, and expensive treatments sure help. Not to mention she has nothing to do with her days except get beauty treatments, workout, go on holiday, and eat free healthy food, no wonder she looks good.

Sometimes she does this perfectly plastic doll-like smile for the camera (like when she poses with her sister) and it's pretty creepy.
 
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Does she have fake teeth and eyelashes though? I don't follow her so I don't know. If she does it's not very obvious, perhaps that's what I mean. Just enough to accentuate rather than going OTT like so many Kardashian copycats on Instagram.
 
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Does she have fake teeth and eyelashes though? I don't follow her so I don't know. If she does it's not very obvious, perhaps that's what I mean. Just enough to accentuate rather than going OTT like so many Kardashian copycats on Instagram.
Yeah look back at her old videos she had tiny teeth next to her front teeth. Having them fixed has made a big difference. She is still beautiful. Think she has good genes and a healthy lifestyle.
 
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I feel like joe is the type of guy who’s attractive.....
until he opens his mouth.

I just get nothing from him in her vlogs at ALL, even when he was talking about the engagement ring, he just seems so boring!

i feel if I was niomi I’d tell him to just look pretty and smoulder and leave the talking to me.

Granted she’s used to a life with Marcus Butler so I doubt intelligent conversation is high on her list of qualities required in a man.

its all so sickly sweet I might throw up.
Yeeess, he is attractive, cute and sweet, but when they interact with each other, he like never knows how to behave or just seems so weirdly unconfident. When you've been with a person for some time already, you shouldn't be so nervous anymore hahah. 😄
 
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Yeeess, he is attractive, cute and sweet, but when they interact with each other, he like never knows how to behave or just seems so weirdly unconfident. When you've been with a person for some time already, you shouldn't be so nervous anymore hahah. 😄
I think he’s probably just shy on camera. My partner would probably act similarly if I put a camera in his face or made him do sit down YouTube videos, but it’s not because he’s unconfident or nervous around me. It’s quite a lot to ask someone who is camera shy to be on camera to potentially millions of people. Also I just don’t like to judge influencer’s partners too much when they’re not the ones who want to be on camera.

However, does anyone else get the sense that there is no way Niomi would be with Joe if he wasn’t from a wealthy family? I just couldn’t see her ever dating (and definitely not marrying!) someone who wasn’t as rich as her. Even if he had the same personality, looks and interests. If he didn’t have a famous dad and lots of cash I just couldn’t see her going for him. Her whole life is built around expensive things and wealthy and I get the feeling after having watched her for years that there’s no way she’d even consider straying away from that.
 
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I've just started following Niomi after her India announcement but she didn't strike me like a super wealthy girl either ? I think Joe might even be from a more comfortable background than her. But those are just my impressions.
 
Obviously she would date someone from her own “circle” sure even Marcus comes from quite a well off family.

Her family are well off. Her mum and step father own


I can’t remember what her bio dad does? He’s not living in the uk anymore is he?

I don’t think joe is camera shy at all. He’s been in her videos for years and he never comes across as shy. I think the lights are just a bit dim 😐
 
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Joe is technically good-looking but he reminds me of the pretty-but-vacant boarding school rugby boys I used to socialise with when I was a teenager.

Also I still can't believe that Niomi's family own Bohemia lol. It's one of the tackiest bars in Brighton! Proper hen party venue.
 
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Bloody hell her mum is a catch.... get in there joe 🤣🤣
wtf is Naomi wearing 🙄

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Her Mum is gorgeous! I think on GG there was some digging about to find her Dad but not sure if it's ever been mentioned on here? Do we know much about him? I take it she doesn't see him as he's never mentioned?
 
Im always amazed by her how young and good looking her mum and her grandmother are they have hood genes.

I dont even know where to start with that outfit. It doesnt even seem like something Niomi would typically wear
 
Im always amazed by her how young and good looking her mum and her grandmother are they have hood genes.

I dont even know where to start with that outfit. It doesnt even seem like something Niomi would typically wear
Good genes for sure!
I think also Niomi's Mum is quite young? Maybe had Niomi in her early 20s? So would only be late 40s now!
 
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