Niomi Smart #81 Niomi & Donkey - Part Deux Manipulation Wins

[lurkerxx]

This is all so mysterious, guys. So she's still in Spain with her family? Where is he, do we know?

 

[LaraQ]

Did he unlike the post? I can’t see him in the likes. I can see his profile so don’t think I’m blocked. (Don’t follow him cos Euww, or her either for that matter)

could be just insta weirdness tho.

No.His like is still there.

 

[Callan]

Did her and Donkey break up again? Or she's doing everyone a huge favour by not showing him on insta

Niomi doesn't believe in real charity to spare us looking at his mug, if she could show him she would. They have been acting super weird or maybe that's what true love looks like and I'm just clueless I mean they aren't like all those other couples after all.

 

[Callan]

That GQ comment is the best one I’ve ever read

Jamie wants fame, looks like he got it!

 

[kittymeowlondon]

OMG

its giving fyre fest
do not want to burn my eyes with this shit show anymore...

 

[Bea123]

Please tell me someone just caught the photo change her auntie holly posted.
First version she is stood under and pointing at an unfortunate sign . She clearly asked her to crop it and repost it. Did anyone screenshot the first version? Looked a lot like the n word…

 

[Callan]

New tiktok- WHAT is she wearing ???

Why is she always fluffing up that dry bleached mop on her head, she' so insecure.

 

[WinterSolstice]

Colleen Hoover is crap but I did enjoy one book by her called “Verity” they should have read that instead! Especially given the name

That book is bonkers, but compulsively readable bonkers.Not ‘so bad it’s good’, more ‘so bad you have to see what happens next’.

 

[Lochness Monster]

I think she's still wearing the engagement ring in the pics she posted from the New Forest

Side note but in England our mother's day is the 4th sunday in Lent so typically March time. No idea why we do a different one to everyone else

That ring is as lifeless as their relationship.
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She hanged out in her bikini lol, wow okay... everyone else seemed dressed.

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Looks like she may have been staying at the Bulmer Lawn Hotel.
If I had known I would have popped in its 5 minutes from me!

 

[triesherbest]

She must have heard us talking about her!

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Looks like she's still in Spain (or pretending she is!) They really haven't spent any time together at all.
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Too raunchy? I bet it's got nothing on the cock worshipping retreat!

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She looks emaciated

 

[Lionsden]

Yes, it’s her mum’s house. With the tacky bamboo awning I thought she’d gone to some villa with Lordon but on second snoop I realised it’s the area by Verity’s pool.
Where is Lordon at?! It’s like they got re-engaged and never saw each other again

He's probably planning the big quack event in Dublin.

 

[Callan]

Maybe she doesn't worry about her fertility.
Maybe she isn't thinking about bearing a kid.
Maybe she does that just for the money, she just doesn't declare it as ALWAYS.

She's mostly about selling a vision, the content only depends on how popular it is at the moment while matching her aesthetics.

 

[QueenBW]

What country are you living in out of interest.

I divide my time between the US and Mexico.

 

[EGuyUK]

How exciting a Saturday for these updates. And Donkey is nowhere to be found.
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Good god know.

Were they going to view what they'll never now be? No more royal friends.

 

[julixx]

Maybe that was the deal? I'll marry you, but I don't want to be around you.
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Things only feel nostalgic when you haven't done them for a very, very long time. I think it's shameful how little time she spends with her family. Her time and travel budget are spent on ridiculous trips all over the planet, but hardly to see her family. It speaks volumes if you ask me. Most people don't see their families very often because they don't have the time or the money. Niomi has both, but not the need or desire.

Spoiler: off topic

I’m not English & have never heard of the New Forest, omg it’s beautiful?!? Adding it to my travel list 🥲

 

[londongirl2001]

she's single-handedly killing her own social media presence at this point

Sadly, it won’t matter when she returns with a „just married!“ post, that will get her an uncharacteristically high number of likes, so she’s guaranteed to „create“ more sponsored content.

 

[LolitaBlah]

I believe in this kind of magic. The butt magic! Oh moon..

 

[HelloStereo]

atp I think they broke up again lol

Hopefully. Is she still wearing *their star* in her tiktoks?

 

[Lionsden]

I was going to say the same. For someone who is in the sun such a lot she isn't looking after her skin very well. Not just the cancer risks but she'll be aging terribly.

I think some influencers and celebrities (and maybe other people who can afford it) don't worry so much about preventing skin damage because the know they can get procedures to rejuvenate their skin, often even gifted. Niomi gets microneedling and other things, so she won't look as wrinkly even if she does indulge in all those sunny holidays. And I've seen other influencers in their twenties and thirties do the same. Of course it won't protect them from getting skin cancer.

 

[WinterSolstice]

If she ever actually struggled to spawn with the donkey, I bet she'd go private and not through the NHS

You mean she wouldn’t think the universe was telling her she was on the wrong path?